Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

Zhong Xiaochen has been eating too many mushrooms recently and has to eat dozens of kilograms every day, otherwise he feels that exercise is not interesting. Yu does not have any specific exercise plan now, so he let Xiaolan and Zhong Xiaochen fight. Speaking of which, Xiaolan is worthy of being the heir of the dragon. After hundreds of years of precipitation, Xiaolan's body is getting bigger and bigger, from seven or eight meters at the beginning to more than forty meters now, and the body size is still growing. Not only does he know how to use the water element, he also masters the thunder element and ice element, and... Duotole also opened up technology for her and made her a set of armor.

It is worth mentioning that Xiaolan is a deep-sea dragon lizard, who is still pink. So after some haggling, Yu finally agreed to Dotole's proposal to study Xiaolan and gave him a certain degree of freedom.

Then the first transformation plan was placed on the desk in the principal's office... A mecha dragon lizard? How uncomfortable would it be to ride? Rejected.

Dottore has some opinions on this

"Principal, you can't just focus on appearance, you have to focus on practicality."

"Do you think I care about my appearance? Do I need her to improve her fighting power to fight for me?"

"...Okay, you are the principal." In this way, Dotore simply made some semi-covered armor to increase defense and decoration, and the Red King also sponsored some partial armor.

Yu found that he couldn't let Dotore have any free time, because when he had free time, he would do some weird research, which was no less powerful than Rhinedort. At the same time, he also wanted to let him come into contact with other people, because his personality was a bit weird and he needed to communicate with more people.

So a proposal that had once been thought of was implemented, and Yu established the seventh school of Xumi: Xudian Military Academy.

Yu appointed Dotore as the president of the student union of the new college. The college was open to all students, and students from all schools could come here to audit and study. Yu personally edited some textbooks for the college.

The content mainly includes psychology, public speaking, cultivating a sense of the overall situation, some "little life skills", military qualities, how to train soldiers, combat training, and tactical thinking.

Dotore was a bit dissatisfied. I was doing well in the research institute, and you asked me to do this? Yu said, do you still want your funding? If you do this well, I will increase your funding.

Dotore:…

"I did it."

At the same time, good news came from Desert Technology Co., Ltd. Chi Wang finally perfected the technology of red and white balls based on the Chen Ge pot.

Yu was very happy. This way he could take Little Blue and Little Green with him anytime, and it didn’t matter if he had a few “cute little pets”.

At the same time, the research results of the Great Compassionate Tree King also came out. She made a device called the Void Terminal. The purpose of her research on this device was to get rid of the fact that although Xumi is a country of wisdom, its people do not seem to be very smart. She invented this thing to enable the people to have basic common sense and avoid some "smart" operations.

But what the Great Compassion Tree King didn't know was that Yu's basic education was actually quite good. Some of the "intelligent" operations done by this group of unruly people were just what they wanted to do. By inventing this thing, Yu further verified the conclusion of the matter: they were not unintelligent, they were intelligent, but did not want to use it.

After having this thing... Yu felt that these unruly people under his command... were happier, and a new thing was generated... Void violence. Yu quickly turned off some functions, and then found out... that he was being Void violence, and Yu found that most of these people were his students... Yu decided to expand the confinement room. So naive, do you think I don't know who you are? What a joke, the server is in my mother's hands!

And after this thing came into being, a series of unexpected consequences occurred. Most things in Xumi City had nicknames. Because the void terminal can connect everyone's consciousness, when there is a thing whose name is particularly inconsistent with its image, and when people's thoughts mostly tend to be about the same thing... a nickname will be generated.

For example, Xuanwu Gate. Yu clearly felt that everyone in the void terminal called it Turtle Gate. The confinement room became the principal's small dark room in most people's minds, and the principal's office became the hell of God. Every time Yu gave a speech, it became a consciousness deprivation meeting, and the six major schools all had their own nicknames.

Life Theory School: Because they major in biology, ecology and medicine, they are called the Poisonous Mushroom Treatment Center. According to the appearance of the badge icon, they also have a nickname called... Green Chicken School (the original icon is a green bird, but they are all called chickens)

Minglun School: Because they major in astronomy and astrology, they are called... the best fortune teller. There is also another one named after its representative emblem... the Deep Blue Fat Elephant School.

The Cause Theory School: They are mainly liberal arts students, majoring in history and sociology, so the people in it may be the most serious among the students in the group. They don’t have any nicknames, but one of their icons is an hourglass and a horse, so they are called... the Sama School.

Miaolun School: People here are into architecture and mechanical engineering, so it is called the Contractor School. The icon is... a cat through a pillar (it is actually a lion but everyone calls it a cat)

The Element Theory School: They major in elementology, geomancy, and alchemy, so they are nicknamed the Magic Nest. Their icon is called the Red Chicken School (originally a red peacock), and they are known as the two peerless chickens of the Jiaolingyuan together with the Life Theory School.

Zhilun School: Majoring in linguistics and runes, they are called... the origin of big trolls, and their icon is called... No one dares to call them that, because this group of trolls are too powerful and cannot be defeated by void violence.

A family dinner table

Yu was very disappointed because he had just used his smurf account to fight against his students, but he lost the battle.

Nashida looked at her lost brother, stood on the stool, and gently stroked her brother's hair with her chubby little hands, trying to comfort him. Seeing that her brother did not respond, she put a piece of happy mushroom into his bowl.

Yu felt very wronged. He had fought from the war between demons to the present day, and had conquered the world without a single enemy. He had never failed. Wherever he went, demons were terrified. He was nicknamed the strongest creature in Teyvat, but now he was defeated by his own student!!! It was so unfair!

Zhong Xiaochen looked at Yu who was inexplicably lost, and didn't think much about it. What can't the strongest creature in Teyvat solve? He continued to eat. A few days ago, he found a kind of mushroom. After eating it, the whole body will become swollen, but Zhong Xiaochen found another wonderful use. She can control the local expansion through the power of the demon. Zhong Xiaochen feels that she is going to surpass her mother. She is finally not ordinary.

The Great Ci Tree King was also sitting next to them and kept picking up food for Zhong Xiaochen. His child had finally come to his senses and realized that he had brought a girl home and needed to treat her well. The girl was very obedient and cute, and the Great Ci Tree King liked her very much and completely ignored Yu who was feeling lost.

"Thank you Auntie Boyer."

"Xiao Chen is so good. How long will you stay this time before you go back?"

"a hundred years."

"Okay, stay a little longer, and I'll treat you well."

"Thank you, Auntie. You are so kind."

The King of the Great Compassion Tree and Zhong Xiaochen chatted and learned an important piece of information: this kid had found a partner without telling him! Zhong Xiaochen was just learning from him. When the King of the Great Compassion Tree asked Zhong Xiaochen what the girl he had found was like and what kind of person she was.

Zhong Xiaochen looked at the lost Yu, struggled for a moment and said:

"It's exactly the same as Brother Yu. It's like looking in a mirror."

The look in the Great Compassion Tree King's eyes instantly became strange when he looked at his own child. One thing like this was enough for him to bear, and two?