Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King
Chapter 90 Doraemon? No! It's Doraemon's national collapse
At the dining table, Lei Dianzhen had a meal with his sister's family today. Looking at his sister's weird family, he felt a little magical. The father and son seemed to be... relieved for having survived a disaster. His sister had a little inexplicable anger, but had nowhere to vent it.
Xiao Zhuo was eating like crazy, and from time to time he complained that Inazuma's plate was too small. Yu brought the red umbrella, a specialty of his hometown, which was simply cooked, and kept putting it into his mouth.
"Auntie Zhen, your cooking is so delicious!" Zhuo talked while eating, not caring at all about choking. Even when he coughed, he continued with his mouth movements.
"Um..., Xiao Zhuo, eat slowly. Your mother won't starve you to death. Do you have to eat in such a hurry?" Zhen wiped the sweat from her forehead, not knowing that her status in Zhuo's heart had expanded infinitely.
Ying sat aside with a gloomy face, not knowing what he was thinking.
"Father, where is Lan Jianduo? His ball is gone." Zhuo suddenly asked at this time.
"Lan Jianduo has returned to the forest. He has been away from home for a long time. He said he missed home a little, so he went back to the rainforest." Yu said to his son.
Zhuo instantly felt that something was wrong. How could he deal with the white-haired fox without Lan Jianduo? Forget it, he decided not to go out.
In this way, Zhuo began his life as a stay-at-home for a while. Ying just felt helpless but did not drive him out. Kitsai Palace had already set her eyes on her son, and she could not let him out and let that woman bully him.
In this way, Zhuo's life was very monotonous, except for practicing sword skills every day and playing in his dreams. Ying actually wanted to interact more with her child, but she found that... the child could play a lot by himself. After all, there was really everything in the dream. Who knew what Zhuo was playing or watching every day.
"Sister, please help me. I really don't know how to educate Zhuo." Ying frowned and asked her sister for help. From childhood to adulthood, if she encountered any troubles that needed to be solved by force, it was always right to ask her sister.
Lei Dianzhen looked at his sister begging him, thinking: I can't do anything myself! I don't know about this, and I've never been a mother, but I have to come up with a solution.
"Ying, I heard that children love to listen to stories. How about you find some stories to tell him?"
My sister is reliable and gave an answer.
Ying understood what was going on and agreed to the proposal.
One day, Tian Yu just came back from Xumi. After killing some troublemakers offline, he rushed back to see his wife and children. Then a beautiful picture appeared before his eyes.
The beautiful purple-haired woman was kneeling on the floor, holding a book in one hand, her back straight, reading the story in the book word by word to her son... She talked her son into falling asleep, and because Ying was so focused on everything he did, he didn't notice that Zhuodu was drooling all over the floor, and continued reading.
"What happened?" Yu asked the mother and son.
Ying finally reacted at this time. He looked at the sleeping Zhuo and touched him to wake him up.
"Zhuo, why did you fall asleep?"
"Ah...ha, you're done? I'm leaving now."
"Wait, what's going on?" Yu asked the two of them.
"My mother was telling me a story... and then I fell asleep because it was so boring."
Ying felt a little depressed at this time. How come I can't even raise my son well? Ying felt that her worldview was about to collapse. At first, she thought that her swordsmanship had become strong enough, and as long as she was strong enough in force, she could solve all problems. Then she found that this was useless in raising her son. She taught her son naginata techniques, but he used the naginata with great force, as if he was a blue dragon swallowing the moon. She didn't learn any of her ideas. As a mother, she always made some small mistakes when she wanted to cook something for her child. Then she wanted to have some parent-child interaction, but it turned out to be like Yu's speech. She felt bad all over.
Then the mother cried because she couldn’t solve her child’s problem... and this time she really cried, so pitiful.
"Mother, why are you crying? Stop crying."
Tears flowed down the teardrop mole at the corner of Ying's eyes, shocking the father and son present.
"Ying! Who bullied you? Was it that guy Barbatos again? Just wait, I must kill him this time!" Yu now has some conditioned reflexes. Yu has three main troubles. One is the annoying unruly people, one is the evil Kanreya imp, and then there is the damn Barbatos. The unruly people in Ying's hometown are too far away, and the Kanreya imp is even farther away. The only one left is Barbatos running around the entire continent.
"No, it's...I..."
After calming down, Yu roughly understood what was going on. Ying felt that as a mother, she couldn't do anything right... and ended up crying out of grievance.
"Um... Mother, why don't you continue talking, I still want to listen (this guy with such a low EQ has better EQ than that white-haired guy)." Zhuo made up his mind to make his mother happier and he must hold back.
Ying felt a little embarrassed when she heard her son say this. It was the story's problem if it was boring. She couldn't just make up an interesting one. She didn't want to make both of them suffer any more.
When Yu saw this scene, he realized that it was time for him, the god of wisdom, to appear.
"Let me tell you. Sit down and listen. I will show you how vast the knowledge is in the mind of the God of Wisdom."
The mother and son suddenly swallowed their saliva at the same time. Yu had a special talent when speaking in public, which was to hypnotize people directly.
"Um... Mother, please accompany me to practice swordsmanship for a while. I think you are right. The moves using the naginata are too open and fierce. They need to be modified."
"Stop! I really have a good story!!!" Yu hurriedly stopped the mother and son who were about to get up.
The two were dubious.
Yu continued
"I have a lot of fairy tales in my mind. Let me think about it... There is a cat-shaped robot that travels back from the future to the past and accompanies a stupid kid as he grows up. It's a super long story!!!"
"What is a robot?" Zhuo asked.
"Uh... it's a puppet."
The two of them understood it now.
Just like that, Yu started his speech that lasted the entire night. This was the first time that no one in the audience fell asleep. Zhuo wanted to listen to the next episode after listening to one. After all, he was still a child and had no resistance to Dora the Blue Fat Man. Ying was happy to see his son so happy listening to the episode.
"Father, how do we make this robot?" Zhuo asked Yu without any sign of fatigue.
"Why? You want it?"
"Um...Is it okay?"
Ying's eyes sparkled at this time, it's finally my turn to perform! ! ! !
………………
(What image does Sanbing have? My answer is: Xiaohuoshao’s official CP, true childhood sweethearts)
Sanbing: Zhuo, it can only be mine!!!
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