Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

As a non-traditional parent, Yu never thought that his child would end up in jail one day, let alone a human jail.

Isn't that right? Liyue's laws are made for people, but my family is not human? Why does it sound a bit like cursing?

Anyway...

"You should take good care of your child in the future. Why were you so harsh on him?" Under the tangible scolding of a clerk from the General Affairs Department, Yu and Zhuo admitted their mistake.

Under Ganyu's escort, the father and son returned to Yu's residence, and then.

"What's going on?" Yu asked in confusion.

"If you try to steal the Assassins, you will lose the rice." Zhuo replied.

"Why have you become so honest?"

"Give Aunt Ganyu some face."

"When will you return to Inazuma?"

"immediately."

"Take it easy first."

"What?"

"Go visit your grandmother for me."

"Father, why don't you go there yourself?"

"I don't dare. It's safest for you to go."

"Okay, where?"

"Just search slowly in the forest."

"And one more thing."

"Go to the desert and beat up Ahmar. Teach this old devil a lesson. He's not in his right mind."

"Okay, where is he? And why are we fighting?"

"The Red King's Mausoleum is the mental hospital where he is imprisoned. It is the largest in the desert. As for why, that kid is always dishonest and has a bunch of illegitimate children. A child with the power of a demon god appeared in Xumi. Which god do you think is responsible for this?"

"Uh... OK, I understand."

"If he's going crazy from being worn out, let him return to the World Tree."

"Father, I have a question."

"explain."

“Is there anyone really responsible here?”

Feather (veins popping out)

"You want to be related so badly?" (Throws a punch)

"No, I was wrong, father!" (Extreme Dodge)

"What's wrong?" Yu (continuously punches)

"I shouldn't ask." Zhuo (avoid one by one)

"Look at your skills. You can easily beat Achmar. Go ahead, my child!"

A shocking fist shadow appeared, as if the space was shattered. Zhuo felt as if he was flying. The buildings on the ground became smaller and smaller. The scenery below changed rapidly, becoming greener and greener. Oh, they arrived at the rain forest.

……

Time passed day by day, Ying continued her adventure, and Yu also had something to do. He wanted to teach Fei and Fengyuan Manye to become stronger. This was considered a return to his old job. He also brought Shen He with him. Sometimes he taught the three of them moves himself, sometimes he threw them into some dangerous situations, and sometimes he gave them some cultural lessons!

Yu had never expected that, except for Fengyuan Manye, the cultural level of these three guys was so low? It's okay, I am considered a god of wisdom after all, but... I don't understand liberal arts, how did Xianyun teach this?

In fact, it’s not Xianyun’s fault. Do you expect a bird, especially a science and engineering bird, to have such high literary literacy?

But it's okay. Yu is the god of wisdom after all, and he is also proficient in alchemy. After all, the authority of the World Tree is too easy to learn. Apart from learning on the spot, there is no difference between him and some old scholars.

And for some reason, Xianyun seemed to have gotten used to Yu's presence. He felt that this state was not enough. He had food and drink every day, and someone served him, and a group of children surrounded him.

Yu would train the three little ones until the evening every day, and Shen He would be so tired that he would lie down. Every time at this time, Shen He would feel particularly close to Xianyun.

This made Xianyun's sense of being needed greatly satisfied.

As a fairy who has lived for thousands of years, Yu can tell what kind of person Xianyun is at a glance. This guy is a person who needs a strong sense of being needed, but he is also a proud and arrogant person. As a result, in many aspects, she can be said to be able to meet every request. She can be considered a good fairy.

Anyway, in this situation, Xianyun's sense of being needed was greatly satisfied, and he had to do something. In the evening, Xianyun often made snacks for the children.

While Zhongli and other Liyue immortals were feeling confused, they sighed that Yu was really amazing. The arrogant Liu Yun was almost becoming his little wife.

Of course, Yu and Xianyun really have nothing to do with each other, what could that be? Good birds choose the right trees to inhabit?

One night, five people were sitting around a table. The other four were eating, but Yu was sitting there with no interest. His sense of taste was severely impaired, and he had no interest in eating.

Xianyun looked at these four white-haired guys and felt like an outsider no matter how he looked at him.

"Fei, you've been in good shape lately."

"Thank you, father. I will work harder."

"Manye, keep working hard and try to defeat most enemies without relying on the Eye of God."

"No problem, senior."

"Shen He..."

"Yu Zhenjun, I..."

"Nothing, just let it be."

I don't know why, but since Shen He joined Yu's special training class, it seems like she has unlocked some seal. Her strength is growing stronger and stronger. Her physique, which was already inhuman, is now heading towards becoming a monster.

This made Xianyun very worried. Why did he look more and more like Yu?

"Ahem, Shen He, why did I come here?" Xianyun thought of a serious question at this time, why did he come here.

"Master, this isn't your cave. Did it explode when you were researching the mechanism?"

"What!" Xianyun was shocked. How could he forget such an important thing?

Xianyun's loud shouting attracted the attention of the four white-haired men and focused all of their attention on her, the royal sister with long black hair.

Yu couldn't help but sigh, my amnesia technique has improved again.

"Cough cough cough...it's no big deal." Xianyun steadied himself so as not to lose his immortal demeanor.

"You also asked the other two immortals to help repair the cave. We went down the mountain to stay for a few days, and then we ran into Yu Zhenjun. One day (the day of plucking the hair), Yu Zhenjun took great care of us for some reason..."

feather:!!!

"Don't talk when you eat, don't talk when you sleep."

Yu pulled out a small bag and took out a few large pills.

"This is the elixir I made. You can think of it as alchemy. This is the fasting pill. We won't be back tomorrow night. We need to practice more!"

Three little ones:! ! !

That's right, as the god of wisdom, Yu himself has skills, otherwise Rhinedort, the master of alchemy, would not be so willing to call him the principal.

Yu knows a very strange alchemy, which can conjure up all kinds of strange elixirs, as if he was born with this ability.

For example, if you take the fire eye pill, it will make your eyes glow and blind you.

Took a pill to stimulate the body

I took some fasting pills that allowed me to not eat for six or seven days.

After eating the camouflage pill, the whole body turns into camouflage color

There is also the elixir of immortality, but it requires young boys and girls. Yu has never mentioned it and has never practiced it.

Anyone who doesn't even spare children is a cruel, ignorant scumbag.