Siheyuan: Brutal beasts, treat me like the Supreme Being
Chapter 307 The most ridiculous thing in the world
Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu and said, "Take me to find Sha Zhu. I'm almost starving to death."
Qin Huairu nodded, and led Jia Zhang to the canteen of the steel mill. People followed behind, and many people also wanted to go to the canteen to get food.
Yang Ming smiled slightly, it turned out that Jia Zhang wanted to be silly, so he also walked towards the cafeteria.
In the canteen of the steel rolling mill, Sha Zhu was busy getting food at the window. Ever since the canteen set up a supervision mailbox, Sha Zhu didn't dare to stir the spoon when getting food. While serving food to others, Sha Zhu was thinking about his children. He had to give birth to the baby first.
Xu Damao waited in line until it was his turn and handed over the plate: "I want this, this, and two more steamed buns."
Sha Zhu didn't see Xu Damao coming. While thinking about the child, Jia Zhang's old face appeared in Sha Zhu's mind. Sha Zhu paused, shook his head, and his hand shook accidentally, and he dropped half a spoon.
Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu who dared to flip the wok so blatantly and shouted, "Sha Zhu, do you want to quit? You still dare to flip the wok. Believe it or not, I will report you right now."
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding. I was distracted just now. I'll make a new one for you." Sha Zhu then looked up and saw that it was Xu Damao. He was so angry that his teeth were itching.
Xu Damao still refused to give in: "My fellow workers, you have all seen that Deputy Director Li has already given a serious warning and set up a monitoring box. This idiot Zhu still dares to flip the wok so blatantly. If we don't teach him a lesson, he doesn't know that Lord Ma has three eyes. I will write a letter of denunciation right away."
"Xu Damao, you dare." Jia Zhang's voice came from the cafeteria door with a loud shout.
Xu Damao: "Jia Zhang, why are you here?"
Jia Zhang: "Xu Damao, you also called me by my name?"
Xu Damao: "That aunt."
Jia Zhang: "I am your aunt. Sha Zhu and I are married. So is Sha Zhu your uncle?"
Xu Damao was stunned by what Jia Zhang said. He nodded, then shook his head vigorously: "Sha Zhu is my uncle? Bah, is he worthy of it?"
Jia Zhang: "It doesn't matter if you don't admit it. If you dare to report Sha Zhu today, I will never let you go."
Xu Damao cursed inwardly and walked away with the plate.
Yang Ming got his meal at another window, found a table and sat down, eating while watching the show.
When the workers in the cafeteria heard what Jia Zhang said, their appetite was aroused.
"Did I hear correctly just now? This Jia Zhang asked Xu Damao to call Sha Zhu uncle? Jia Zhang and Sha Zhu even got married? She looks to be at least fifty years old."
"Old wife, young husband, silly Zhu, have you been lacking calcium since childhood and lacking love when you grew up? Especially maternal love!"
Sha Zhu looked unhappy, and gestured at the man with a spoon: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will beat you up."
The man walked away muttering to himself. Sha Zhu turned to look at Jia Zhang: "Zhang Da Niu, why are you here?"
Jia Zhang: "I'm hungry after carrying manure. I'm here to have dinner with you. Is that not okay?"
Sha Zhu said with a dark face: "I'm at work, let's go home and eat."
Jia Zhang: "There's no one to cook when I get home. Even if I'm not hungry, the baby in my belly is hungry."
When the workers heard what Jia Zhang said, the atmosphere was completely ignited.
"Fuck, is this true? Jia Zhang is pregnant? Sha Zhu is Jia Zhang's man, could it be that the child is Sha Zhu's?"
"Silly Zhu Niu Bi, he is truly a role model for us."
When Sha Zhu heard about the child, his heart softened immediately. He gave Jia Zhangshi a portion of pork ribs and a portion of Chinese cabbage, and handed two large white steamed buns to Jia Zhangshi: "You and Sister Qin eat together, and go home quickly after you finish eating."
Jia Zhang's eyes lit up as she looked at the ribs. She hadn't tasted meat for a long time. Just as she was about to eat, Captain Li and the security team came to the cafeteria.
The guard recognized Jia Zhang at a glance: "Captain, it's this crazy woman, the woman who calls herself Sha Zhu, who forced her way into the steel mill."
The guard came to Jia Zhang and asked, "Where are you going to run?"
Qin Huairu: "Misunderstanding, this is my mother-in-law, she came to the steel mill for something."
The guard said, "Even if she is your mother-in-law, you can't talk nonsense. She actually said she came to see Sha Zhu and said that Sha Zhu is her man. It's really ridiculous."
Qin Huairu gritted her teeth secretly: "My mother-in-law didn't lie, Sha Zhu is indeed her man."
The doorman and the security team gasped at the same time.
Section Chief Li: "Haha, it's all a misunderstanding. Since they are family members, we are relieved. We were just worried that some bad guys might have sneaked in. Since everything is fine, we will go back."
The guard followed the security team back, looking back every few steps. He still didn't believe that this old woman was Sha Zhu's woman.
Jia Zhang didn't take it seriously. She looked at the ribs and said to Qin Huairu, "Huairu, Banggeng hasn't eaten yet at home. The wound on his face hasn't healed yet, so he needs nutrition. I'll take all this back."
Qin Huairu swallowed her saliva and said, "Okay, you can take it back with my lunch box. I'll make another steamed bun and you can save some soup for me."
Jia Zhang nodded, packed her lunch box and left the cafeteria.
After watching the excitement and finishing his meal, Yang Ming returned to the office. The system's voice came to his mind, "Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully tricking Qin Huairu, and obtaining 20,000 system points and three system draws;
Successfully tricked Shazhu, obtained 20,000 system points, and obtained three system lottery draws.
The host currently has 340,000 system points, and the system has 24 remaining draws."
Yang Ming stroked his chin. The number of system draws was finally approaching thirty. According to the system rules, one draw would be made every three times. Then he would make ten consecutive draws. Yang Ming didn't believe that he wouldn't get anything good.
"Ding: The host's determination to draw a lottery is detected, and the scum abuse system is activated to issue a new task: let He Daqing return to the courtyard in advance. After completion, the reward system points 100,000 points and the reward system draw six times. The host can choose whether to complete the task.".
Yang Ming smiled frivolously. If he completed this task, he could do ten consecutive draws. After Yang Ming finished his mind, he continued to study his integrated circuit blueprints.
...
Sha Zhu was very depressed because of Jia Zhang's coming to the steel mill. Now everyone in the factory knew that he married an old woman in her fifties and made her pregnant.
Sha Zhu felt that he would never be able to hold his head up in the factory again, and he listlessly served meals to others.
Qin Huairu sat in the cafeteria for a long time. When most people had left, Qin Huairu walked to Sha Zhu's window.
Qin Huairu said pitifully: "Silly Zhu, bring me a steamed bun."
Sha Zhu: "Sister Qin, didn't I prepare food for you and Zhang Da Niu?"
Qin Huairu sighed: "My mother-in-law brought all the food home. I'll make a steamed bun. There's also some pork rib soup on the plate. I'll just make do with it."
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