Siheyuan: Brutal beasts, treat me like the Supreme Being

Yang Ming: "I once heard someone say that if your penis is kicked frequently, your scrotum will become necrotic, and you will not be able to have children. Think about it, where did Sha Zhu kick you every time he fought with you?"

Xu Damao's face darkened. He had fought with Sha Zhu countless times since he was a child, and most of the time he would kick himself in the crotch.

At first, his little brother was in pain, but slowly, slowly, the pain lessened. Until now, he can withstand Sha Zhu's kicks.

Xu Damao thought he had mastered the Vajra Indestructible Kung Fu, but after hearing what Yang Ming said, he suddenly felt that it was very likely that Sha Zhu had kicked his own scrotum to death, causing him to be infertile.

Xu Damao gritted his teeth and turned around to seek revenge on Sha Zhu.

Yang Ming stopped him and continued, "Xu Damao, catching a thief and the stolen goods, catching an adulterer and his partner, everything requires evidence. Wait until you go to the hospital for a checkup and get the report. Only then can you bring down Sha Zhu."

Xu Damao calmed down, thanked Yang Ming with gratitude, and returned to the courtyard with two roast ducks.

Yan Bugui's old face drooped, and he was still calculating in his mind. Yang Ming spent 120 yuan to buy eight roast ducks, but he sold two roast ducks for 120 yuan. Didn't he get six roast ducks for free?

Yan Bugui couldn't help but feel dejected. He had just laughed at Yang Ming for being too young, but it turned out that he was the clown.

Yan Bugui couldn't help but feel remorseful when he thought about losing the bet. Yang Ming's current status was far beyond his reach, so how could he have thought of taking advantage of him, and ended up losing more than he gained.

Yang Ming stretched out two fingers and gently rubbed his thumb and index finger in front of Yan Bugui.

Yu Haitang: "Uncle Yan, I'm willing to accept the loss. Just take it as a lesson. Hurry and take the money."

Yan Bugui looked down, took out fifteen yuan from his pocket and handed it to Xu Damao tremblingly. His heart was bleeding. He had saved the money with great difficulty to buy a bicycle, but now he had to start from scratch again.

Yang Ming took the money, carried the two roast ducks and walked into the courtyard with Yu Haitang. In fact, what Yan Bugui had not expected was that Yang Ming not only bought six roast ducks without spending any money, but also won fifteen yuan in the bet in the end.

If Yan Bugui went home and thought it through, he would probably be too upset to sleep again.

Yang Ming and Yu Haitang returned home, but Chen Xueru had not come back yet. Yang Ming sat at the table smoking, while Yu Haitang went to the kitchen to plate the roast duck as if she knew the place well.

The kitchen was built by Yang Ming himself, and it is equipped with all kinds of kitchen utensils. Every time Yu Haitang comes in, she is amazed. Her master's aesthetic is always so avant-garde.

Just then Chen Xueru pushed the door open carrying vegetables. She was obviously stunned to see Yang Ming coming home. She was so busy at the silk shop these past two days that she couldn't get away. He rushed back home but still came back late.

Yang Ming looked at the somewhat exhausted Chen Xueru: "Xueru, did something happen to you?"

Chen Xueru felt a little guilty. If Yang Ming knew that she was busy with business outside, would he abandon her? Chen Xueru lowered her head and said, "Yang Ming, I went to another vegetable market today. It's a bit far, so I came back late."

Yang Ming didn't have any doubts. After all, Chen Xueru's clothes were covered with patches when she married him. "Xueru, next time you go somewhere far, let Lao Ye drive you there."

Chen Xueru: "No, I just felt like going to another vegetable market today."

At this time, Yu Haitang came out of the kitchen and saw Chen Xueru coming back. She hurried forward to help carry the dishes: "Sister Xueru, you were not here just now, and you didn't see that the chef just sold two roast ducks to Xu Damao for 61 yuan. It's amazing.

The master also made a bet with Uncle Yan and won fifteen dollars. Uncle Yan's face turned very dark. "

When Chen Xueru heard that it was about Yang Ming, she immediately became interested: "Haitang, tell me more about it. I seem to have missed something very exciting."

So Yu Haitang told the whole story of how Yang Ming bought eight roast ducks today and cheated Yan Bugui out of fifteen yuan. Chen Xueru listened with great interest.

Yang Ming saw that they were talking and laughing, and had no intention of cooking at all, so he had to remind them: "I say, can you two prepare the meal so that we can eat and talk at the same time."

The two girls chuckled and went back to chattering while cooking. Yang Ming was speechless.

Yang Ming was sitting at the table when the system's voice came: "Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully tricking Yan Bugui. You have obtained 20,000 system points, a body-fixing talisman, and ten adult pigs."

Yang Ming rubbed his chin. Now that there were more and more pigs in his pig farm, he had to find a way to sell them. After thinking for a long time without any idea, Yang Ming gritted his teeth and decided to sell them on the black market.

Chen Xueru and Yu Haitang prepared dinner, brought it to the table and sat down on either side of Yang Ming. Chen Xueru took out Moutai and filled everyone's cups. They cooked scrambled eggs with tomatoes and braised pork in brown sauce.

Chen Xueru and Yu Haitang each picked up a piece of braised pork: "Da Mao, eat meat"; "Master, eat meat."

Yang Ming coughed twice, feeling a little overwhelmed: "Just eat it, I'll do it myself."

Chen Xueru and Yu Haitang smiled at each other. They didn't expect that Yang Ming, who was fearless, would be shy sometimes.

...

Xu Damao was in a bad mood now. His mind was full of the image of Sha Zhu kicking him. He wanted to tie up Sha Zhu right now, but he remembered the advice Yang Ming gave him that only with evidence could he be invincible.

Xu Damao can only go to the hospital for a check-up early tomorrow morning. When the results come out, he will make Sha Zhu pay a heavy price.

Xu Damao returned home with two roast ducks. Lou Xiao'e was sitting on the bed, obviously having just cried.

Xu Damao frowned. He hated people crying the most: "Cry, you only know how to cry."

Lou Xiao'e saw Xu Damao coming back and said, "Damo, my parents were reported and imprisoned."

Xu Damao feels that he has been unlucky lately and all kinds of things happen to him. Now is a sensitive period, and if he continues to be with Lou Xiaoe, he is afraid that he will be implicated one day.

Xu Damao said with a determined look: "Lou Xiao'e, don't think I don't know about your family's affairs. You have kept everything from me, and now you can't keep it secret anymore and you come to me?"

Lou Xiao'e: "What did I hide from you?"

Xu Damao: "What's the address written on your notebook?"

Lou Xiaoe: "Xu Damao, you peeked at my things."

Xu Damao: "Humph, don't think I don't know that your family's background problem is getting more and more serious. Don't let it implicate me. I think we need to reconsider our relationship."

On the day of the whole hospital meeting, Xu Damao did not mention divorce because he was hit by Yang Ming's irony talisman. However, the talisman can only change things temporarily. Over time, Xu Damao's true thoughts naturally came out.

Lou Xiao'e didn't expect Xu Damao to turn his face against her. She grabbed the roast duck and threw it to the ground: "Xu Damao, get out of here."

Xu Damao snorted coldly: "This house was left to me by my parents. If anyone wants to leave, it should be you."

Lou Xiao'e walked to the door crying sadly: "Xu Damao, you are not a human being. I never want to see you again."