I'm a hero in Marvel
Chapter 49 Luo Ji is a girl
If you tell me to believe Loki's transformation into Loki, I will try to believe it. Just pick up a random girl, dress her up, and put on makeup. Then use magic to create some special effects, and then use mind magic to quietly influence her a few times. Then act according to the script, and use magic to enhance the parts that are not enough, just like Duang did.
Wherever it is not enough, just Duang it to strengthen it, and then rely on magic to Duang here and there at will. This is too fake and unrealistic. Readers can tell at a glance that this is done by magic special effects.
If you want me to believe that Loki became Loki, from a man to a woman, I have to verify whether she is a real girl first. If I think she is, I will recommend her to other members of the Night's Watch. Only when everyone agrees can we confirm that she is...
Li Jie felt like he was possessed by Jackie Chan these days, and kept thinking back to the anti-hair loss shampoo commercial endorsed by Jackie Chan. He was not sure if Jackie Chan in this world was the same, as whatever product he endorsed would be a failure.
Anyway, Li Jie knew that this anti-hair loss shampoo would be doomed sooner or later. Once the Illuminati's hair growth water was on the market, all anti-hair loss products in the world would be out of business.
Hmm? Why did I think of anti-hair loss shampoo and hair toner? That's right, because Loki is a girl. But you can't make me believe it just because Loki turned into Loki, I have to...
The above roughly describes Li Jie's state of mind these days. He feels that his three perspectives are shattered to pieces, so shattered that even super glue and talcum powder can't put them back together.
Ever since he found out that Loki, no, Loki was actually a girl, Li Jie felt that everything was out of control and had gone too far. All the previous statements, including the plan, instantly became meaningless.
"So, do you really want to be the king of Asgard?" Li Jie asked cautiously. This was the 20th time he had secretly talked to Loki in the past few days.
He had only one purpose, to prove that he was not dreaming that day. Luo Ji had indeed signed an agreement with him, and he had really agreed to help Luo Ji ascend the throne.
Just now, Loki arranged five mixed forces of two hundred elves and Asgards to go to the front line for reconnaissance. This is her daily routine.
As a commander, she shouldn't do everything herself, but she had to do it because Odin and Thor left a deep mark on the Asgard army.
This style of play seemed foolish to Loki, who was looking for the enemy's main force and then charging headfirst. Indeed, finding the main force for a decisive battle was the most satisfying way to win, but this was based on the premise that the opponent was obviously weaker than Asgard.
When encountering an opponent of equal strength, it is hard to say whether the final battle will be won. It was OK when Odin led the army, because he was extremely powerful and not many other gods dared to challenge him one-on-one.
So Odin can fight with overwhelming force, because he is strong and can lead the whole army. But compared with Odin, the gap is not a little bit.
However, Thor was more determined to fight the decisive battle than Odin, which made Loki disdainful. Fortunately, she led the battle, not Thor.
The opponent is not a soft persimmon that can be easily bullied, but the coalition of frost giants and dark elves, the eternal enemy of Asgard. In the past, the elves and Asgard had joined forces to defeat the dark elves.
For the Dark Elves, Asgard is equally annoying. Neither of these two opponents is easy to mess with. The only good thing is that the opponent's main general is not the Frost Giant leader Laufey or the Dark Elves King Malekith.
If any of them showed up, the lead in the battle would not fall into the hands of Loki or Thor, but Odin and the Elf Queen would fight together.
Because the opponent was not yet strong enough for the younger generation to deal with, Odin and the Elf Queen organized this war as a training for the young people.
In fact, war is like playing in the NBA. Even if you are the No. 1 pick in the draft and are invincible in the college league, you are still a novice in the NBA and have to start from scratch.
It takes time to train new players, and war is more cruel than the NBA. If you don’t play well, you may lose your job at most, but if you don’t fight well, you may lose your life.
Although the conflict between the Dark Elves and the Elves did not reach the level of a full-scale war, it was already a high-intensity confrontation. They were testing whether the long-term peace would weaken the fighting power of Asgard and the Elves.
Once the two kingdoms show any sign of weakness, Malekith or Laufey will personally lead their armies to attack, and all-out war is inevitable.
However, since the beginning of the war, Loki's performance has satisfied everyone. She used skillful tactics to lure the enemy deep into the territory and then cut them off. This is a strategy that Asgard has never used before...
A few thousand men can completely wipe out tens of thousands of enemy troops. A thousand men can break through the siege, cut off the connection of ten thousand enemies, and make them focus on the front and not the rear. Using the tactic of concentrating forces, three thousand Asgardian soldiers plus one thousand elves are enough to defeat the coalition of ten thousand dark elves and frost giants.
Loki completely changed Asgard's traditional way of fighting. The main force decisive battle is the most formal way of fighting, but it must be done when it is worth it. Loki feels that the current war is not worth investing so much.
This is not a total war, she does not need to rely on Asgard and the Elven soldiers to achieve her own reputation. Her tactics are not gorgeous, not glorious, and do not meet the standards of epic praise. No poet will praise her. But Loki does not care about these superficial things. She pursues substance, not empty reputation.
The essence is to become the king of Asgard. She believes that the soldiers will understand who is the better leader. Is it the general who died in battle and left a false reputation, or the general who won the war and lived to enjoy the glory?
So when Li Jie asked her again if she really wanted to be the king of Asgard, Loki was a little annoyed: "Li! If you want to keep talking nonsense, can you wait until bedtime and close your eyes before talking!"
How can you talk nonsense with your mouth shut? Li Jie grinned: "I just can't figure out some things suddenly, Luo...Luo Ji." He still couldn't adapt to the fact that Loki became Loki.
"You don't have to think too clearly about some things. Just let Thor stay on Earth. When he recovers his divine power, let him become the patron saint of the Earth. A branch of the Asgard pantheon, this will benefit both Asgard and him." Loki said quickly. She still had a lot of things to do: "Anything else? If not, please get out!"
"Okay, okay." Li Jie said quickly: "There is only one thing. Because you gave me that thunder knife before, I don't understand why you gave it to me now."
The previous assumptions were all based on the male Loki's ambition, but after Loki became Loki, many assumptions were no longer valid. He tossed and turned because he couldn't figure out the things that happened, and it was difficult for him to fall asleep.
"I originally thought that the Thunder Blade was a foreshadowing for me to deal with Thor in the future. But now it seems that is not the case. Your relationship with Thor is not that bad. So..." Before Li Jie finished speaking, Loki took over.
"So you are guessing, because you won my favor the first time I saw you, and made a beautiful and intelligent goddess fall in love with you, so you asked the dwarves to put all their efforts into creating a magic weapon to give to your sweetheart." Loki had a smile on his lips and a strange look in his eyes.
Li Jie didn't know how to describe Luo Ji's expression at the moment, so he could only nod silently: "Yeah!" Li Jie seemed very stupid at the moment. Luo Ji's gender change had a huge impact on him. Recently, his IQ plummeted and reached the lowest point in his life.
Now Li Jie has no clue, the matter is too bizarre, and he knows too little about the female Loki. She is completely different from the male Loki, so he can't make an accurate judgment.
Luo Ji looked at Li Jie and nodded shamelessly, and said sneerfully: "You are the most shameless and narcissistic man I have ever met."
"Then why did you give me the Thunder Blade?" Li Jie didn't care about Luo Ji's ridicule. Being ridiculed by a beauty, no, a goddess, wouldn't hurt him. He was more concerned about Luo Ji's motives.
However, Luo Ji obviously would not tell Li Jie her true intention. The corners of her mouth rose slightly: "Guess!" Then she drove Li Jie out of the room.
"Oh, by the way! Aren't you going to collect the combat data of the dark elves? I will arrange a patrol team tomorrow and you can go with them. But the prerequisite is that you restore your normal IQ." Loki suddenly opened the door, said this to Li Jie, and then closed the door again.
"Okay, let's put aside Loki and Loki for now. Let's go back to Earth and ask Thor. He's much easier to deal with than his sister." Li Jie patted his cheeks, cheered up, and prepared to hunt the dark elves tomorrow! To introduce such strange creatures, you must first understand their weaknesses!
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