I became emperor in the Tang Dynasty by relying on the palace fighting system
Chapter 10 The Emperor Comes to Sleep
In Lianbi Palace, after Li Zhi heard Ruyi's report, it was as if a thunderbolt rolled over his head. He looked incredulous: "What did you say?! Yudou Xuanzun asked me to sleep with her?!"
Ruyi lowered his eyebrows and closed his eyes, his eyes on his nose and his nose on his heart: "Yes, Your Majesty, these are the original words of Yudou Xuanzun."
Li Zhi, Li Zhi's mind went blank, his eyes were wide open, bulging like a goldfish, his lips were half open with a row of big white teeth faintly visible, he looked shocked beyond words.
Wu Meiniang, who was accompanying Li Zhi, was reviewing memorials on the side. When she heard this, her hand trembled and a drop of cinnabar as bright red as blood fell onto the memorial.
The palace servants who heard this were stunned and it took them a long time to digest this earth-shattering news.
Sleeping with me?!
Historically, only the emperor summoned his concubines to sleep with him. How could it be that the ruler of a country was specifically asked to sleep with him?!
After a long while, Li Zhi finally asked with difficulty: "Did Xuanzun...say why she wanted me to sleep with her?"
Ruyi shook his head and replied cautiously: "Xuanzun has not said the reason, so I don't know."
"I understand. Go away." Li Zhi felt a headache and waved his hand to send her away.
After Ruyi stepped back, Wang An came over and reported to Li Zhi what had happened in the Qisheng Temple.
When talking about the scene when the palace maids were punished, Li Zhi's expression changed drastically, and his tone became higher: "Is this true?"
Wang An bowed his head and replied, "It is absolutely true. The eunuch who came to report the news fell down on the ground as soon as he left Lianbi Palace. His leg was broken and he will not be able to recover for ten days or half a month."
Li Zhi's expression was uncertain.
Will he go or not?
Rumor has it that the emperor is invulnerable to all attacks, but that is just a legend after all. Doesn’t he know whether he himself is invulnerable to all attacks?
If he goes, he doesn't know what the future holds, but if he doesn't go, he will suffer the consequences.
If you can't even avoid illness, how can you avoid the punishment of ghosts and gods?
Although I know that Yudou Xuanzun is just a baby now, the "bedroom service" she mentioned is definitely not what I usually hear, but, but...
Forget it, for the sake of the Tang Dynasty and the people, I will endure it!
Li Zhi sat there stiffly for a long while, but finally lost his temper. He gave in and said in a deep voice, "Wang An, go and get ready. I will sleep in the Qisheng Temple tonight."
Wang An responded respectfully and went downstairs to prepare.
Wu Meiniang felt inexplicably happy and thought to herself: It has always been the emperor who looks for women to sleep with him, but I never thought that today it would be a woman's turn to look for the emperor to sleep with him.
But she couldn't show it on her face. Instead, she walked over and placed her jade hand on Li Zhi's hand: "Your Majesty, don't worry. Yu Dou Xuan Zun's actions don't look... like he has any malicious intent."
Li Zhi certainly understood this, but he just couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart. Then he heard Wu Meiniang say, "Oh, by the way, it is said that ghosts and gods like fragrant things. Your Majesty, why don't you take a bath and change clothes before going to the Qisheng Temple?"
Li Zhi: "…………Okay. I'll follow Mei Niang's instructions."
Wu Meiniang skipped Li Zhi's dinner and only let him drink two cups of rock honey water to fill his stomach. She then put her husband into the bathhouse and washed him clean. She then fumigated him with ambergris over and over again until he was almost fumigated with it. Then she put Li Zhi on a sedan chair and carried him to the Qisheng Temple.
As soon as the emperor left, Wu Meiniang couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Li Zhi sat in the sedan chair and spent a long time contemplating his thoughts before he came to his senses.
It doesn’t matter, he comforted himself. For the sake of the Tang Dynasty and the well-being of all people, he could endure it!
Besides, it wouldn't be a disgrace to myself to sleep with a noble god.
Yes, that's right, that's it.
As soon as Li Zhi entered the room, Li Zhao, who was sleeping in the cradle, asked Qingluan to cooperate with her and began her performance: "Emperor, you are here? Tonight, you will help me sleep."
"Yes, Yudou Xuanzun, I understand." Li Zhi agreed and began to undress.
Li Zhao frowned: "Why are you taking off your clothes? That's not what I meant."
Qingluan immediately activated the [Golden Dragon Body Guard] skill for her to prevent the host from being too reckless and offending Li Zhi, and being beaten to death!
Li Zhao began to order Li Zhi around.
"Emperor, come here and hold me up."
Li Zhi hesitated for a moment, but still did as he was told.
He hadn't held a child for a long time, so his posture was a little stiff. The jade buttons on his body poked Li Zhao, who immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Do you know how to hold a child? The buttons are poking my face!"
Madam Zhang said carefully, "Your Majesty, you can't hold the child like this. You have to hold the child's head like this. Be careful. That's right!"
Li Zhi did as he was told, and Li Zhao quickly smiled and said, "Not bad, you learn very quickly. Next, you carry me to the backyard for a walk."
The palace servants hurried down to make arrangements. Some held lanterns, some burned incense, and some were responsible for lighting fire basins to ward off the cold for the two masters. Soon everything was properly arranged.
Li Zhi carried Li Zhao out and walked around for about a hundred times. He became a little irritable after walking around for so long. As a patient, his temper was not very good to begin with, and after all this, his mood instantly became worse.
He asked in a deep voice, "I wonder what the meaning of Xuanzun coming to the courtyard for a walk in the middle of the night is? I am stupid and don't quite understand. Please enlighten me, Xuanzun."
Li Zhao glanced at him with a smile: "Can't you see? Because~~~"
She closed her eyes and deliberately prolonged her voice, her tone suddenly becoming sinister: "I am tired of this baby's body. And you are an emperor, and the purple imperial aura on your body is very strong..."
Just then a cold wind blew and Li Zhi suddenly felt a chill on his back.
Tired of this body, but still feels that the imperial aura in him is very strong?! Is she going to take over his body, or control him, hurt him, and become the emperor directly?!
Li Zhi was startled and his heart sank instantly. His expression became extremely terrifying for a moment, but it was not noticeable under the cover of night and soon disappeared.
Silently, he pretended to hold Li Zhao to his chest, and began to lift Li Zhao up gradually.
And he thought to himself: After all, these star gods also came down to earth to experience hardships, so they are still mortals after all, and I wonder if they can withstand such a fall from me?
Although Yu Dou Xuan Zun might take revenge on me when he returns, but... never mind!
Save your life first!
The palace servants on the side were a little frightened when they saw his actions, and they couldn't help but take a step forward: "Your Majesty..."
Qingluan also noticed his little action. She has the human emotion module and can clearly feel human emotions. When she found something wrong, she began to tag Li Zhao frantically: "Zhao Zhao Zhao Zhao! Stop pretending! Li Zhi wants to throw you to death!"
"What are you in such a hurry for! Stay calm." Li Zhao scolded her, and then slowly said to Li Zhi:
"It can help me refine the spiritual energy of heaven and earth."
Li Zhi paused, then lifted Li Zhao up, but he didn't mean to throw her to death. Instead, he gently held her in his arms.
Li Zhao said dissatisfiedly: "It's too inconvenient for me to be like this. I've had enough. From today on, you must come every night and hold me in your arms and walk around the courtyard a thousand times, collecting the Yin energy of heaven and earth to help me practice and grow up as soon as possible!"
"When I am in a state of meditation, you can put me on the couch and sleep with me. As for the daytime, when yin is at its extreme and yang is at its extreme, yin will be born. So let your queen hold me and absorb the yang energy of heaven and earth."
Li Zhao's tone was still bad, but Li Zhi had already understood that her tone was not directed at him, and her malice was not directed at him. He instantly returned to his elegant and easy-going appearance.
But the days that followed were too difficult to endure.
Every time Li Zhi saw Li Zhao close her eyes and thought she was asleep, and was about to tiptoe to bring her back to the hall, she immediately opened her eyes and asked him to continue spinning around in his arms.
From time to time, he was asked to burn incense himself or do some small things.
This happened three or four times, until after midnight, when Li Zhi was so tired that Li Zhao finally fell asleep. He felt as if he had been pardoned. He went straight back to the palace, undressed, lay on the couch and fell asleep.
Ding-dong-
Main Mission 4: Spend the Warm Spring Night in the Hibiscus Tent
Mission requirements: Sleep with the emperor!
Task progress: completed
Degree of completion: SSS
Mission rewards: Good Pregnancy Pills x5, Advanced Multiple Birth Pills x5, Lottery Easter Egg x1, Points x3000.
Wu Meiniang was fine. Li Zhao didn't bother her much. She fell asleep after being held and turned around for more than ten times.
At the same time, Wu Meiniang also cleaned up the people around Li Zhao. Except for the wet nurse Madam Zhang and the female historian Ruyi who was just promoted by Li Zhao, the rest of the people were sent to exile in the Ye Ting, and would return to serve after the punishment period was over.
After a few days, Qingluan saw that Li Zhi was bullied by the host in various ways every day, which was really miserable, so she became a little impatient.
"Zhao Zhao, you've been tormenting Li Zhi for long enough!" Qingluan was angry, flapping its wings and accusing its host:
"It's been almost half a month, and you're still tormenting him. Aren't you afraid that he'll get angry?"
"What if he turns against us? How can we complete the mission?"
"Have you heard of the obedience test?" Li Zhao chuckled and said calmly:
"I just wanted to test to what extent Li Zhi could tolerate me. Now I have tested it out. By the way, I have tested his bottom line."
"The first one is his own life." Li Zhao counted on his fingers:
"The second is the country and the people; the third is his power; the fourth is his queen, the crown prince and his sons; the fifth is his trusted ministers, oh, the prime ministers. These must not be touched, they are Li Zhi's weak spots."
As for the others, Li Zhao threw them aside without any care.
"When you do things in the future, just be careful to avoid the above items. Or, you can take advantage of what Li Zhi cares about and achieve our goals."
Li Zhao smirked and said, "Besides, haven't you noticed? After half a month of training, Li Zhi has become very skilled in preparing everything I want in advance."
"It seems so. He already knows that you, the host, like incense, and he will automatically prepare a burner of incense for you every day." Qingluan suddenly realized.
Moreover, Qingluan opened the system panel and saw: "The progress bar of the task [Enduring Favor] has already reached one-sixth!"
Qingluan had no reason to criticize her.
"However, the concerns you just mentioned are reasonable. We can't turn against him."
"Keeping him exploited is not a long-term solution. We need to give him some sweetness at the right time. However, now is not the best time to give him sweetness." Li Zhao muttered to himself, touching his chin.
"Come to think of it, the war at the border is almost over."
Sure enough, news of victory came from the border.
As expected, Shule was instigated by Tubo to rebel, and the two countries joined forces to invade Khotan, but were caught red-handed by the imperial army that arrived in a hurry.
The two sides were engaged in a fierce battle. The Tang army crushed Tubo and Shule with its absolute numerical advantage, beheaded a thousand people and won a great victory. Li Zhi was so happy that his headache was relieved a lot, and everyone in the court and the country was in jubilation.
At this moment, Li Zhao started to act up.
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