Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Ahem, here, let me, the author, say a few words to everyone. If you are disgusted by what the author has said, you can just return the book.

1. Because the author is a follower of the Star God Aha, a lot of the content in this book will tend to be weird, and may deviate greatly from the original game plot and character settings. Readers who focus on the plot and character settings can delete this book from their bookshelf.

2. Because the author felt that Zhongli, the old man, always owed money to my wife, so I arranged a wife for him - Guizhong, to be the henpecked husband. He would be submissive in front of Guizhong on weekdays, but would punch hard in formal occasions. And Zhongli would not be as steady as in the original plot. If you dislike this, you can delete this book from your bookshelf.

3. The gender of the Dragon King Rota will be changed to female in this book, and the author intends to let her get together with Mondger... to stage a love-and-separation story between a dragon princess and the god of freedom... Readers who cannot accept this can delete this book from the bookshelf.

4. This book is not just Hu Tao's recommendation. It may include Qiqi, Yaoyao, Zaoyou, Diona, Alice (Keli's mother), Nashida and other girls... If you can't accept this, just delete it...

5. This book has no logic. The experience of reading this novel with your brain will be significantly reduced. Those who like to read with their brains can delete this book from their bookshelf.

6. I plan to let Xiao and Jiaming have a relationship, and ensure that the reason for their being together is reasonable and it is a two-way redemption. The two male protagonists can write a new book titled "The Yaksha Prince Will Not Fall in Love with the Lion Dance Boy". If you cannot accept this, please delete this book from the bookshelf.

7. Navilette becomes Navilette, which simply means she becomes a girl and a yandere... I can't accept it, so just delete this book...

8. I will add more later...

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[Ahem, let’s put our brains here for now. There will be many personal settings of the author in this book. Don’t worry about the differences between this book and the plot~]

[The content may involve some awkwardness, of course, although there is, it may not be too obvious, or very little, mainly because I am afraid of being banned. By the way, the book as a whole tends to be funny and daily. Maybe there will be some battles at the beginning of the main storyline? I am not sure, I haven't written that yet. ]

"Yawn... I'm so bored, but... should I go to Master Liuyunjiefeng's place for another meal tonight or just eat some fruit to make do?"

In the mountains and fields of Liyue, a furry but clean white ragdoll cat was lying on a thick branch of a fruit tree, looking at the mountains and fields and muttering to itself.

"Forget it, forget it. I'm too lazy to go there anymore. Every time I go there, I want to eat Liuyun... Just because I'm a cat and that old woman Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun is a bird?"

Jiayu stood up from the branch.

"I don't know if the plot has started yet. No one has called me, the immortal of Liyue, yet. How about I go and bully that kid Xiao later? No... Yingda and Fanan will definitely hug me and rub me. Even though they are very soft, I was almost suffocated to death last time..."

Jiayu made a long jump to a fruit tree, picked an apple that exuded a rich fruity aroma, and started eating it.

"Forget it, forget it. I'll just eat some apples. The apples are quite sweet. Well, it's worthy of being the fruit tree I use as a toilet every day. The fruits it bears have a bit of fairy spirit..."

I just don't know if this can be considered as self-production and self-sales?

Jia Yu, the "True Lord Pingtian Poxie" of Liyue, traveled here during the Liyue Demon War.

Because when she was traveling through time, she was knocked away along with a passing ragdoll cat. Because of this collision, Jiayu's soul and that of the ragdoll cat intertwined, and when she came over, she turned directly into a ragdoll cat.

As for the ragdoll cat soul that took over his body...

According to the guy named Cang Huayu who was found later, it seemed that he ran to a plane of immortal cultivation, and because of his cat's habits, he found a tiger tribe, but because he had a human body, he was torn to pieces directly.

Just like that, if Jiayu really wanted to return to her original human body, she would probably die immediately...

Of course, since the truck driver who took him across had just taken the job and was still a kid, and since it was the kid's first time working, some mistakes were inevitable.

In addition, Jiayu severely condemned Cang Huayu at that time, but he still received subsidies from Cang Huayu.

A special ability belonging to his original plane [S-Class Sequence 05: Mortal World] (this Mortal World is not from Slaying the Gods, it is one of the abilities designed by the author myself but not yet started writing a novel, it just happened to have the same name... I want to change it, but this name has been mentioned in several of my novels, and I am too lazy to change it...).

When this power is released, a shield is formed, and energy factors of all elements are generated within it.

This ability is almost unstoppable on the continent of Teyvat, which uses elemental power.

The main fighting method here is to use the Eye of God to communicate with the elemental abilities between heaven and earth and release the elemental force.

This ability directly blocks the channel through which the Eye of God perceives the elements of heaven and earth.

If we do this, it will be a direct dimensionality reduction attack and start a hand-to-hand combat.

However, this ability is also very buggy. Although the elemental force cannot be used, the user can also use the barrier created by this ability to attack.

Just hold the barrier vertically, the thickness of the barrier produced by this ability is almost zero, which also means that the barrier produced by this ability has a very high cutting ability when used vertically to cut any object.

Relying on this abnormal ability, Jiayu killed many demons that invaded Liyue during the Demon God period.

Well, Jiayu is a heavy player of Genshin Impact and knows some of the regrets in Genshin Impact...

He rescued people like Gui Zhong, Wu Yaksha and others.

As for Guizhong, it's easy. He just needs to stand over there and leave a barrier. The hardness of the barrier created by this ability is also guaranteed.

Jiayu once tried to let Morax in his prime attack his barrier, but it took Morax half an hour to break the barrier even with his full strength attack.

The full-strength attack of a top-level demon god like Morax can defend the barrier for half an hour. Even if there are more other demon gods, it is impossible for them to break the barrier quickly.

Not to mention that Jiayu, the cat, is also extremely powerful. When some demons breathlessly blasted the barrier to pieces, Jiayu directly picked up the barrier sword and started killing.

All the invading demons perished in Guiliyuan.

At that time, the name "True Lord Pingtian Poxie" also became famous.

This name was created by Jiayu using the lives and corpses of many demons.

As for the five Yakshas~

Jiayu has killed so many demons that the Yaksha clan has to draw lots if they want to kill a demon. They may not have a chance to kill a demon in a whole year.

Because the fewer demons you kill, the less karma you have.

"Hmm... My life now is so blissful and god-like. Ah~ By the way, it seems like I am the god here..."

After Jiayu finished eating the apple, she jumped down from the tree. After a burst of silver light, she turned into a handsome man with white hair and blue eyes.

Although Jiayu possesses great strength, he is essentially a cat, and cats don’t have a long lifespan. Fortunately, Liyue has the immortals’ method of cultivating immortality.

Jiayu also went directly to the immortals to ask for the methods of cultivating immortality, and she cultivated the body of an immortal and gained immortality. The benefit of the body of an immortal is that she can transform into a human being.

"Well~ Take a walk after every meal, live a healthy life every day..."

Jiayu started walking around as she spoke.

Jiayu usually walks around in the world in the posture of a cat.

The main reason is... maybe because his original form is a cat, even after becoming a human, he still has some cat habits.

Ever since he turned into a human and was walking in Liyue Harbor, he was suddenly frightened by Guizhong, causing his clothes to blow off instantly. Since then, he has basically been walking in the world as a cat.

There was one thing he was not quite sure about...

A cat's fur would stand on end when it's scared, but why did his clothes stand on end in this case?

He also tried to see if he could change this habit.

When a normal cat gets its fur standing up, its hair simply stands up, but in his case, it just blows up its clothes. How can this be considered decent?

Apart from anything else, it was an uncomfortable situation when his clothes were blown off. At that time, he had nothing and was left on the street.

So Jiayu usually walks around the city in the form of a cat, and rarely in human form.

This is mainly the reason.

Jiayu climbed up a cliff and looked down from the top.

"Sometimes climbing a mountain can really make people feel much better..."

Jiayu stood on the cliff with her arms outstretched, looking down and enjoying the feeling of the wind.

suddenly!

"Cat..."

"Meow!!!"

"boom!"

Just when Jiayu was enjoying the breeze high in the sky, suddenly something seemed to hug his legs and he was startled.

When I was startled, my clothes exploded...

"Wow... it's a cat's tail. It's still so long..."

A voice that was rarely heard in a relationship came from his legs. Jiayu's mouth twitched. He looked down at the little girl with lavender hair who was hugging his thighs and looking up at him, and her whole body was covered with talismans.

"Qiqi...are you itching for trouble? Didn't I tell you? Don't do this to me. If you do this, my clothes will explode!"

"Ah... next time Qiqi, be careful..."

(Next is a collection of pictures of Qiqi baby!)

One last one!

Qiqi is so cute