Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Please try harder, can you do it... stinky fish!"

Nashida's voice came from the next room, and Jiayu's real body and Hu Tao looked at each other.

"I have to say, you guys are playing pretty perverted..."

Hu Tao looked at Jia Yu in silence for a while and then said.

"No, no, no... This is all because of Nashida. It has nothing to do with me..."

Jiayu hurriedly shook her head and said.

Although it was possible that it was because when he was in Xumi, he would punish Nashida from time to time for some obvious mistakes, but how could he say this? It would be so embarrassing for him to say it...

"Come to think of it, it seems that the annual ceremony of inviting the immortals is almost here, right?"

Jiayu suddenly thought of something while taking care of Hutao.

"Ah, come to think of it, it's almost time for the annual ceremony to invite the immortals..."

Walnut nodded and said.

"Speaking of which, Lord Yan has lived for thousands of years. Even immortals have to die, so why can't Lord Yan pass away? I really hope that Lord Yan can pass away while I am still the head of the Wangsheng Hall, so that I can personally arrange Lord Yan's funeral!"

Good words: ………………

You may not believe what I say, but the henpecked husband among your employees whom you despise the most is the so-called Prince of Rock.

"Tao'er, don't say such unlucky words. You are cultivating immortals now. As long as the immortals cultivate to a certain level, their life span can be extended. As long as you cultivate well, sooner or later you will be able to outlast that old Morax..."

"Uh...husband, tell me the truth, aren't you afraid that Prince Yan will hear you say this?"

Hu Tao looked at the person who had walked in from the door at some point in time, and Zhongli Laodeng also asked Jia Yu.

"How is that possible? How is that possible? Old Deng must be very busy right now. He might not even have the time to care about a little immortal like me..."

Jiayu said this with full confidence, but he didn't know that Zhongli next to him was just looking at him quietly.

"Well, it's true that Lord Yan, that old man, really doesn't have time to take care of an immortal like you, but I do have time to take care of you..."

Zhongli's slightly angry voice sounded nearby.

Jiayu's expression suddenly froze.

No, when did you come back, Lao Deng? How come you finished your work so quickly and didn't go to accompany your wife? If you have the time, why did you suddenly come back?

"Zhongli Keqing, you are finally back. By the way, the annual ceremony of inviting the immortals is about to begin. Our Wangsheng Hall will also send representatives to participate in this ceremony of inviting the immortals belonging to Lord Yan. After careful consideration, this hall master has decided to let you, Zhongli Keqing, be our Wangsheng Hall's envoy to participate in Lord Yan's ceremony of inviting the immortals!"

"Okay, Hall Master. As a member of the Wangsheng Hall, I feel extremely honored to participate in the ceremony of inviting the immortals belonging to Lord Yan..."

Zhongli bowed calmly, then took Jiayu out of the room...

"Oh, how come Keqing Zhongli took my husband away? Could it be that old Zhongli doesn't like Aunt Guizhong and likes my husband?"

After seeing Zhongli fall into silence after pulling Jiayu away, Hu Tao suddenly made a bold guess of her own.

"No! If it was another girl I could accept it, but not that old man Zhongli!"

You are old and you don't know how many years you have lived, but you still want to eat young grass, right?!

At the door of Walnut's room...

"Tell me... Tell me, as an old man, do I have time to care about a little immortal like you?"

Zhongli leaned against the wall next to him and just looked at Jiayu, with a hint of anger in his words.

“Ahem, Elder Zhongli… Ahem, Guest Zhongli, I was just saying a few words. Besides, aren’t you planning to fake your death in a few years to turn Liyue into an era of human rule? That would also be the perfect opportunity to fulfill Tao’er’s wish…”

"Ha ha……"

Zhongli looked at Jiayu speechlessly and said.

"Wow, that's true, but the hall master still has a lot of funeral rituals to learn. By the time I plan to fake my death, I won't be able to finish learning them. Maybe I'll have to learn them myself then..."

Jiayu said tentatively after a moment of silence.

"So you are planning to hold your own funeral and eat your own feast? By the way, have you prepared the fake body you will use to escape from the throne?"

Zhongli nodded.

"I've prepared it a long time ago, just waiting for the time to deploy it. What's the matter? From the looks of you, it seems like you have some ideas about the fake body I prepared..."

"Ahem... Zhongli, let me make a deal with you. Can you make your fake body edible?"

Zhongli:? ? ?

No, what do you mean by that? You want me to make my fake body into something edible...

From what you said, you want to eat my flesh?

"Ahem...um...Zhongli, guess what will happen when you throw down the fake body you made with so much effort during the Immortal Invitation Ceremony?"

Zhongli was silent for a moment.

"It's likely that they'll say something like 'The Emperor has been murdered, the entire place is sealed off...' or 'The entire place is under martial law! Investigate the murderer!'"

"Well, it's most likely this line. I thought that when the time comes, I will call a bunch of immortals to join in the fun, block the Emperor being murdered, and change the whole scene to the Emperor being murdered. Heat up some oil in a wok... and then make a pot of braised Emperor and share it with all the immortals..."

Zhongli: ………………

Your train of thought is quite unique...

No, did I provoke you?! You actually want to eat me?!

"Ah...did they all agree to your request?"

Zhongli sighed silently after a moment of silence, then asked.

"The Yaksha clan said it's okay. I haven't asked the immortals yet. I'll ask them later. But I think based on the personalities of those guys, they'll probably agree..."

Zhongli: ………………

"Alas... Jiayu, do you know? I kind of regret accepting you now..."

Jiayu was stunned when she heard that, and then she burst into thunderous laughter.

"Hahaha...what? Aren't you the Rock King? Aren't you a stone spirit? Logically speaking, the mind of a stone can be said to be indestructible. Why do you seem to have cracks in your heart?"

Zhongli shook his head helplessly.

"There's nothing we can do... You've been causing harm for such a long time. Even the strongest rock will have deep cracks because of your actions..."

Not to mention the group of immortals you want to instigate, and the Yaksha clan who are trying to eat the fake body I made to get rid of the throne!