Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Chapter 118 Diona: Sleeping with a boy will give birth to a baby...

"Thank you. Actually, I don't need it. You don't have to rebuild it here..."

Diona said as she sat on the sofa and looked at Jiayu who was remaking a cat toy suitable for her to play with.

"It's okay. I'm pretty free these days anyway. But I may not be able to finish these things today. I guess you'll have to stay in my room for the night..."

Diona's face turned red when she heard Jiayu's words.

When I was little, my father told me that if a girl slept with a boy, she would get pregnant...

This can't be true?!

Then... when the kittens are born, will it be like those cats, giving birth to seven or eight kittens at once? !

Diona was in a dilemma over there.

Well, when Diona was a child, her father didn’t actually use spanking to educate her. This was mainly because Diona’s father, Duraf, was an alcoholic…

On weekdays, he just hunted and drank, and didn't teach Diona much knowledge.

Diona learned a lot of things little by little from the knowledgeable intellectuals in the village.

Diona also heard about the fact that one can get pregnant by sleeping with a boy from an older sister who already had a child.

Of course, the older sister might have made up an excuse that Diona would get pregnant if she slept with a boy because she saw how innocent and cute she was.

Well, this excuse has been deeply rooted in Diona's mind, and now it has become Diona's mainstream thought.

"When we have kittens, will it be a problem to feed them?"

"Also, if I take care of a bunch of kids, I won't have time to do my job, right?"

"Speaking of which, children seem to be quite cute..."

Thoughts came to Diona's mind one after another...

After making several cat toys suitable for Diona, Jiayu went to the room that Diona had chosen before and started decorating it.

Well, to put it simply, he put all the things he had made before that were suitable for him to turn into a cat and that he could play with into the Chen Ge pot, and then put them away bit by bit.

After Jiayu put away the cat climbing frames and scratching boards, she looked at the dark sky outside the window.

"Well, let's prepare to eat. These things here are not easy to make. It will probably take a few days. You can sleep in the same room with me for the next two days..."

Jiayu looked at Diona and said.

Diona nodded seriously over there.

Well, she was mentally prepared.

After dinner in the evening, Jiayu took Diona out shopping.

Well, there is a night market in Liyue, it is quite lively anyway...

"Yaksha grilled fish, fresh grilled fish with the unique craftsmanship of the Yasha clan, delicious and inexpensive!"

“Zhongyuan offal is delicious and inexpensive…”

"The Wanmintang Special Snack Stand is open today. If you want to taste some new delicacies, you can come to our Wanmintang Special Snack Stand to have a taste!"

……

The night market is quite lively. You can see Fushe grilling fish quickly with four hands.

You can also see Xiangling making a dish called Slime Meat.

Well, there are still a lot of exotic delicacies here anyway.

"Grilled fish..."

Diona drooled as she watched Fushe grilling the fish over there.

"Ah... What a cute little cat girl. Are you craving for grilled fish? If you want to eat grilled fish, I'll treat you..."

Yingda, the Fire Rat General who loves cuteness, has no resistance to Diona, the adorable little cat girl.

She came to Diona, looking quite hot with a sweaty face, holding a grilled fish in her hand, tempting the greedy kitten.

"Hmm...it smells so good..."

Diona looked at the grilled fish in Ying's hand. The tail behind him was shaking violently, and the pair of ears on his head stood up.

Well, it's obvious that Diona is very interested in this grilled fish.

It is a cat after all, and Fushe's skill in grilling fish is indeed very good...

Not to mention Diona, even Jiayu, who has lived for thousands of years, is drooling over the grilled fish.

"Fushe, give me two skewers of grilled fish..."

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment. You'll have to wait for the grilled fish. If you don't want to wait, you can go over there and try Mi Nu's...spicy crayfish...We're from the same store. When your grilled fish is ready, I'll bring it to you..."

Jiayu nodded and took Diona to the crayfish restaurant next to the Fushe grilled fish restaurant.

"Mi Nu, give me a serving of crayfish. The crayfish business is pretty good..."

Jiayu was also quite surprised to see the crowded stall here in Mi Nu.

This crayfish suddenly started to spread all over Liyue some time ago for some unknown reason.

They ate the crops in the paddy fields, seriously damaging Liyue's food production.

Well, after Jiayu recognized this thing, she directly passed down various recipes for making crayfish, such as spicy crayfish, garlic crayfish, etc.

Well, the crayfish were eaten just like the crayfish in Jiayu's original world. They were almost extinct because of being eaten, so they were forced to start artificial breeding...

Mi Nu was the first person to eat crabs. Now, relying on his skill in making spicy crayfish, Mi Nu can be said to have supported the economic problems of Wu Yaksha.

Fushe also saw the benefits of the food business and began to transform himself from selling hard labor to selling grilled fish.

Well, we have crayfish, so how can we not have beer?

Jiayu simply talked to Zhongli’s Lao Deng about the making of beer and then ignored Lao Deng.

However... the difficulty of beer lies in how to inflate it. Fortunately, there is elemental power here. Anyway, Jiayu doesn’t know how Zhongli’s Lao Deng developed this thing called beer.

Now, it’s night market crayfish with beer, it’s pretty popular anyway…

"Isn't this a pest? Can this be eaten?"

Diona said as she poked the fiery red crayfish on the plate.

How could she not recognize this crayfish? The farmers in Mond have been having a headache over this crayfish recently...

After all, this thing caused great damage to crops and it was rampant in Mond.

"Of course this thing is edible..."

Jiayu peeled a crayfish, dipped it in spicy sauce and started eating it, while pointing at Wendy who was also drinking beer and eating crayfish.

"Look, doesn't the wind god in Mond also eat it?"

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