Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Zhongli, let's just ignore the two of them and let them come over for dinner. Are you sure Guizhong won't beat you up afterwards?"

Jiayu asked Zhongli beside her while eating squirrel fish.

"Ah... there's nothing I can do. I can only take it one step at a time. But... Marcoticus! Don't steal my food!"

As Zhongli was speaking, he suddenly saw someone stealing the rice crust from his plate of golden shrimp balls.

Guoba stole the golden shrimp balls and started eating them directly. Zhongli was very angry when he saw this.

"Marcosius! This is food bought with my private money! Spit it out!"

As Zhongli spoke, he picked up Guoba and grabbed Guoba's two short legs and began to shake it up and down non-stop, trying to make Guoba spit out the golden shrimp balls that he had just eaten due to the centrifugal force.

"Zhongli, he was our old friend after all. Is it really okay for you to treat an old friend like this?"

Jiayu watched Zhongli, who was holding the rice crust and swinging it with his short legs, and tried to persuade Zhongli.

"Lychee? How can you let me eat lychee?!"

Zhongli was also very angry because his golden shrimp ball was snatched away, so he looked at Jiayu and yelled.

"Cookba!"

Xiangling hurriedly ran out of the kitchen and saw the rice crust being dangled by Zhongli's short legs. She quickly ran over and rescued the rice crust that was about to be vomited out.

"Zhongli, you are too impetuous. Really, even if you spit out the rice crust, do you still want to eat it?"

Jiayu was standing aside when she thought of Zhongli lying on the ground eating...

Eh... it makes me sick just thinking about it.

"Not really, it's just..."

Zhongli wanted to explain but Jiayu ignored him and took out a bag of Mora from his arms.

"Xiangling, bring a few more plates of golden shrimp balls, emmm... and a few more plates for your little bear, until it's full, and I'll pay for it..."

"Huh?! Walnut's husband, it takes a lot of Mora to keep Guoba full. Guoba is my pet, I will feed him..."

When Xiangling heard Jiayu's words, she originally wanted to reject Jiayu.

After all, Guoba has a big appetite. Xiangling saw it yesterday. He ate up all the food in Wanmin Hall. Otherwise, she and her father would not have gone out to buy food this morning.

There is really no way for ordinary people to keep rice crust.

"It's okay, it's okay. Are you Kurumi's friend? I'm not interested in Mora. Just spend the money. Your bear looks hungry. If he eats more, he can better protect you, right?"

Jiayu said this without paying any attention to Zhongli who was standing beside her with a very dark face.

Well, at this moment, although Zhongli still had a smile on his extremely dark face, he had already cursed Jiayu in his heart.

What the hell are you talking about?!

What? You're not interested in Mora?

What you took was my Mora, that’s my pocket money!

It's not your own money, so of course you have no interest in spending it...

Come on, look at what you said...

I'm not interested in Mora. Can eating more help me better protect you?

No, judging from the way you look, are you planning to marry this Walnut’s friend as well?

What I mean is that with such big ambitions, aren't you afraid of breaking your back someday?

"Then... I'll say thank you on behalf of Guoba..."

Xiangling looked at Jiayu with innocent eyes for a while, and then thanked him happily.

The wild old man that Hu Tao picked up outside is really nice.

He even treated Guoba to a meal.

Guoba ate up all the food they had reserved for cooking today in one meal yesterday. This shows how big of an appetite Guoba has.

"Well, then please ask Miss Xianglin to ask your father to make a few more plates of golden shrimp balls..."

Jiayu behaved very gentlemanly.

However, his gentlemanly action successfully earned him contempt from Zhongli and Guoba next to him.

"Hehe... Why bother dad? I can also make this golden shrimp balls. I will cook a few delicious dishes for you myself!"

Xiangling patted her Shenzhou tablet, appearing very confident.

"Well, okay then, let's see what kind of food Chef Xiangling can make for us..."

Jiayu's words "chef" made Xiangling so happy that she skipped to the kitchen to cook. She didn't even notice the rice crust when someone else picked up another plate of spicy boiled fish and prepared to eat.

"Fuck! Marcosius! Boiled fish is what I want to eat! You can eat anything else! Boiled fish is my bottom line!"

Jiayu also quickly noticed that the rice crust was about to eat the spicy boiled fish, so she used her ability to create a barrier on the mouth of the rice crust and also created a barrier on the surface of the bowl to prevent the boiled fish from falling out due to the movement of the rice crust.

When Guoba was about to eat the spicy boiled fish, he tried for a long time but didn't get any.

Guoba opened his eyes with a puzzled look, and then saw that a silver lid had appeared on the surface of the bowl of spicy boiled fish at some point.

It's like milk cap, the taste of the milk cap is even better than the complimentary drinks underneath it.

Of course, these milk caps are for drinks. If it is Shenhe brand milk caps...

Well, the drink under the milk cap is indeed better than the milk cap...

"Alright, alright, give me back the fish. You can eat whatever else you want, but you must not eat this fish..."

Jiayu took her spicy boiled fish back from the pile of rice crusts on the confused face, removed the barrier on it, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

Well, isn't it normal for a cat to like eating fish?

At this moment, a little zombie with purple hair, carrying a small schoolbag and looking confused, passed slowly on the road nearby.

Ignore the background

When Qiqi saw it, Jiayu's eyes, who was eating in Wanmin Hall, suddenly lit up.

"Cat? Why... did you come to the city..."

Qiqi walked towards Jiayu with a puzzled look in her eyes.

At this moment, Jiayu was concentrating on finishing the bowl of boiled fish.

In addition, Qiqi was not that tall to begin with, and after entering Wanmin Hall, she did not receive much attention.

Zhongli and Guoba, the two enemies, are now fighting over the delicious dishes on the table.

Well, the Rock King and a little girl's teddy bear are fighting for food here...

If I say this, I guess few people will believe it...

After all, in everyone's eyes, the Rock King was a high and mighty being who could guide Liyue's development. How could such a being behave in such a childish way? !

"Hu Tao's husband, come and try the golden shrimp balls I made. I guarantee they will taste good..."

Xiangling came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of steaming golden shrimp balls.

Jiayu was eating spicy boiled fish at this moment and was enjoying it.

This is the time when the mind is most relaxed.

If something suddenly happened at this time, something exciting...

"Kitty!!!"

At this moment, he suddenly felt something pulling on his leg, accompanied by a ghost-like howling sound.

"Meow!!!"

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