Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"I'm full, I'm full..."

Paimon was lying on the table, rubbing his bloated belly and speaking with great satisfaction.

"Well, I didn't expect you, such a small kid, could eat so much..."

Jiayu sat beside them with a glass of juice, watching Paimeng lying on the table after eating and drinking.

"Thank you... I haven't eaten this full in a long time. The last time I ate was last time..."

Just as Paimeng finished speaking Jiayu, he suddenly spoke over there in a tone as if he was kidnapping a child.

"Little guy, what's your name? Where are you from? You look cute, but why are you hungry? Do you want to be my little maid?"

"that……"

Maybe because he ate a lot of other people's food, Paimon was a little shy.

"My name is Paimon. As for where I'm from, I'm not sure myself, but I remember that I seemed to be in Mondstadt before. Now the layout here looks a bit like Liyue. Could it be that I have come to Liyue?"

Jiayu nodded.

"This is indeed Liyue. When I went fishing in the sea before, I accidentally caught you. I originally thought you were a new species of fish, but when I pulled you up, I found out that you were a little person..."

"But to be honest, you look pretty cute. I'd rather keep you as my little maid. On weekdays, you just need to be cute. What do you think? Are you interested in being my little maid..."

"Let me tell you, the best thing about being a maid is that I can eat my fill every day..."

“Can I eat my fill every day?!”

Maybe Paimeng would not agree to anything else, but eating enough is like a big win for Paimeng.

"Since I can eat my fill every day, why am I hesitating? Of course I want to be your maid. Can I really eat my fill every day if I become your maid?!"

Jiayu nodded.

"Of course. As long as you can do one thing, eat enough every day, this is not a problem at all, okay..."

Paimon nodded and continued speaking anxiously.

"What do I need to do to become your maid?! Paimon is very curious. Paimon wants to be your maid..."

"Being my maid is neither difficult nor easy. It all depends on whether you are willing to pay something..."

Jiayu smiled and brought Paimeng to his bedroom.

"To put it simply, after becoming my maid you will have to clean the room every day and provide on-call service. Can you do this?"

"Ok, Ok……"

Paimon nodded very seriously.

"Okay, since you can do this, let's talk about the next thing..."

Jiayu showed a strange smile on her face and then...

cough cough...

Although Paimon is not big, he can still be used...

……

In this way, Jiayu's family had a well-behaved maid.

This maid is a bit strange. She usually moves around by flying, and she eats a lot, often bloating because she eats too much...

Well, after all... in the original game, Paimon's monthly food expenses alone would cost at least 300,000 Mora.

But only those who have raised Paimon know that Paimon actually eats a lot. Three hundred thousand Moras of food can only barely fill Paimon's stomach. If you want to make Paimon full, you need to add at least two hundred thousand Moras on top of it...

Well, no wonder why in the original game the traveler had already reached Fontaine, but was still using a bladeless sword.

It seems that because Paimon made him too poor, he had no money to buy weapons...

Jiayu also felt that helplessness.

But fortunately, he still has sufficient funds...

Raising a Paimon is still something I can barely do...

Okay, okay, what happened here is over...

……

After settling Paimon, Jiayu returned to Mondstadt.

"Ying, how is your brother now?"

Jiayu came to the abyss and asked about her cheap brother-in-law.

"What can my brother do? After being tricked by his own nephew, he is still hanging there..."

Ying said helplessly.

"Your two children are still thinking about finding an aunt for your cheap brother-in-law..."

After Ying finished speaking, she glanced at Jiayu.

After looking for a while, she silently withdrew her gaze.

Ying seemed to understand the meaning of "the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked"...

At this time, Mondstadt...

"So... you two little guys, why do you have to say that I am a human trafficker who abducted you from Liyue to Mondstadt? You'd better give me an explanation, otherwise I will let you know what the love of your uncle is..."

After being sent to a room, he drank a glass of water to replenish his water, then took out a belt from somewhere with his empty hands and just looked at the two shivering little guys.

"Uncle... Uncle, we just wanted to play a joke on you. We don't have any other intentions. We just wanted to play a joke. What bad intentions can a child have..."

Of course, children have a lot of bad thoughts...

Qiong fully illustrates what it means to say one thing and do another.

Although he admitted his mistake on the surface, he was actually denying what he said in his heart.

Xing stared at her uncle with a pair of bright eyes.

"Uncle...we didn't mean it. Can you please forgive us?"

Looking at his pitiful niece, Sora's heart softened.

"But you guys have gone too far in this matter..."

Seeing Kong looking a little embarrassed, the two kids looked at each other.

Xing: Brother, are we following the plan?

Qiong: Isn't this nonsense? Of course we have to act according to the plan.

Xing: But my brother is our uncle...

Qiong: Sister, haven't you ever heard a saying? We have to pay more! Our future aunt has paid more, so we have to be a good assist!

Xing: How much was added?

Qiong: I’ll give you 60%…

The two siblings have been raised by Jiayu's unreliable father since they were young.

After spending a long time together, the two of them have developed a unique way of communicating through eye contact.

When Xing learned from his brother that his brother wanted to give him 60% of the proceeds from the sale of his uncle, he nodded without hesitation and prepared to cheat his uncle.

Well, youth has no price, and my aunt gave me so much.

Uncle, don't blame us for cheating you. The price your aunt paid for you was really too high, and we couldn't resist the temptation. Don't blame us if we cheated you.

Of course Kong didn't know that his two nephews were planning how to sell him and find a wife for him. Now he just felt tired and prepared to rest there for a while.

As soon as he lay down, he felt dizzy...

"I...you two..."