Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Ahem, everyone, allow me to solemnly introduce our haunted house. Our haunted house was built under an agreement with a man named Aha. There are many very interesting devices in it~"

In the monitoring room of this haunted house, Jiayu is holding the microphone and explaining in Sambo's voice.

Yes, that’s right, the old Sangbo who just appeared there was Jiayu in disguise.

As for Ahaha...

Just last year or the year before, anyway it was just before that, for some reason, Jiayu suddenly heard the loud laughter of a certain god of fun.

Then, Jiayu didn't know why, but suddenly she awakened to this destiny called [Joy].

Anyway, he has now become a practitioner of "Joy" in the world of Teyvat.

As for the [Joy] Star God Ahama~

Jiayu knew very well what kind of person this guy was.

The ultimate fun god~

I just like to have fun everywhere. Anyway, this guy will do anything as long as it can be fun.

Jiayu also relied on her understanding of this God of Fun to get this guy to give her a lot of destiny power belonging to Bengtie.

After a period of careful consideration, Jiayu directly used the power of [Joy] to create this haunted house world.

This haunted house world is full of mysteries~

After Jiayu pressed a button, the white world in the haunted house space suddenly appeared in color and turned into a pale red sky, and then the people participating in the haunted house appeared in a village.

"Ahem, in our haunted house, there is a special rule. You can think of it as a rule talk. Now let me explain the rules of this rule talk to you!"

After Jiayu finished speaking, she took out her script and started reading it.

"The name of the village we are in now is Huaimu Village. Huaimu Village used to rely on a locust tree in the center of the village to make puppets and export them to other countries. But for some reason, this village suddenly became deserted. But every time a blood-red moon appears here, a crowd of people strangely appears in this village..."

"People who participate in this game will play the role of travelers who accidentally come to Huaimu Village. When you arrive here, you will meet enthusiastic villagers who will welcome you into the house and arrange a room for you to rest..."

"You didn't take it seriously at first, but you suddenly realized during the day that there was no one in the village. This discovery terrified you. You didn't want to leave, but you couldn't. You searched for a long time but couldn't find a way to leave. You kept looking for a way to leave until the second blood moon came."

After Jiayu finished reading the manuscript, she put it aside and picked up another piece of paper.

"Then everyone will start your story. Here, Old Sambo wants to tell you about the rules here..."

"Rule One: The residents of Sophora japonica Village will give you the help you need. They can be trusted."

"Rule 2: Everything the residents of Sophora japonica Village do for you is meaningful."

"Rule Three: Bad people want to take advantage of you."

"Rule 4: Keep the things given by the villagers..."

After Jiayu finished saying these four rules, she put the note aside.

"Ahem, Old Sambo has finished explaining the rules to you. Now the plot is about to begin. You must always remember the rules that Old Sambo told you. Remember, remember, the plot is about to begin!"

After Jiayu finished speaking, she added another sentence.

"Please remember, everyone, in this space, the power of the Eye of God will be sealed. When you advance the plot to a certain extent, the Eye of God will be unsealed. Okay, then Old Sangbo wishes you all a happy game..."

As soon as Jiayu finished speaking, the eight people here saw a skinny old man slowly walking towards them from a distance.

"Dear guests who have come from afar, I know you have many doubts in your hearts, but please let me slowly explain the situation of our village to you..."

After the old man came here, he spoke to several people very sincerely.

"Please tell me, old man. If there is anything I can do, we will help you without hesitation!"

Qin said with a serious face.

"Ahem... Guests, our village once started out as a puppetry business. The puppets we made were sold all over Teyvat because of their lifelike shapes. They are the pride of our village. But unfortunately, as we developed, we don't know what happened, and the people in the whole village lost consciousness during the day..."

As the old man spoke, he pleaded with his hands on the zither.

"Please ask this guest to help our village..."

"Don't worry, old sir. The Knights of Favonius will do their best to help us!"

After Qin finished speaking, she quickly asked the old man for some clues about the village.

"Guest, the only strange thing about our village is the locust tree in the center of our village. That locust tree was once the raw material for making top-notch puppets. The magical thing is that you only need to take away some materials from this locust tree, and it will grow back the next day. We also made a fortune by relying on this locust tree..."

"But when the blood moon is in the sky at night, none of us can get close to the acacia tree. If foreign travelers don't carry our token, our token will die mysteriously during the three days when the blood moon is in the sky..."

After the old man finished speaking, he looked over there and saw that Barbara, who wanted to go over and take a look, shook her head.

"This guest should not try. Some guests also wanted to try to touch the locust tree, but they all failed. We haven't seen them since then..."

"Tsk..."

Barbara came back somewhat unhappy.

"Guests, if you need any help, we in Huaimu Village will provide it to you. This is a token. The shoelaces are this token. You will not die when the blood moon is in the sky on the third day."

Several people took the so-called token - a small wooden medal.

There are their own Q versions on them.

"Old man, why are there our portraits on this token?"

Mika looked at the Q version of himself on the medal and asked his own question.

"The medals are provided by this haunted house. These are all made temporarily by me, Old Sangbo. Because we were in a hurry, we could only make this kind of craftsmanship. Please don't despise it. You can still take it away at the end~"

(Ahem, because I have no inspiration for the time being, so I will write a transition to the haunted house first... Mainly because the new book is in the process of being prepared, and most of my brain cells are currently thinking about the plot for the new book...)