Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"The kitten went fishing and caught a big fish. Eat, eat, eat..."

Jiayu was sitting there beside Bubulu, holding a fishing rod. There was a long fishing line hanging from the river, and she was fishing for fish.

"So... Qiqi, you brought him here after you got the food?"

Bai Zhu was holding a lunch box and eating while looking at Jiayu who was fishing and asking Qiqi beside him.

"Cat..."

Qiqi ignored Bai Zhu's words and just stared at Jiayu.

"Oh... Really, why did you become so stunned when you saw this guy? Although you were usually very stunned during that period, but not this much..."

Bai Zhu felt a little helpless when he saw Qiqi standing there in a daze.

"Bai Shu...Mr....Can Qi Qi go fishing with the cat?"

Qiqi spoke more and more fluently this time.

Bai Zhu listened to Qiqi's fluent language and suddenly felt as if he was being treated differently.

No, you usually speak slowly when chatting with me, but why do you speak so fast when talking about this immortal?

In the end, I still can't compare to that immortal...

"Ahem, Baishu, I'm a zombie. Even though I'm a zombie, I can still improve. Think about how long you've been raising Qiqi..."

Changsheng reminded from the side.

Here's a picture of Baishu...

"Okay, okay, Changsheng, what you said seems to make sense..."

Bai Zhu sighed helplessly, then nodded at Qiqi.

"Go ahead, go ahead. There aren't many patients that need treatment today, and you're not needed to look after the store right now..."

"Thank you, Mr. White Pig! Mr. White Pig, you are such a good man!"

After getting Bai Zhu's consent, Qi Qi's tone changed, and she even didn't even pronounce the word correctly and directly called Bai Zhu "Bai Zhu"...

"Haha... that's a good name, don't call it that next time..."

Bai Zhu looked at him with a frown on his face, and didn't care what he said at all. He ran off to find Jiayu's Qiqi.

"Ah... why are we still being treated differently?"

Jiayu felt the movement behind her and turned to look at Qiqi who was staggering towards her.

"Qiqi...what's wrong?"

Jiayu looked at Qiqi with confusion in her eyes.

"I want to... accompany... the cat..."

Qiqi said this and went straight to Jiayu's arms and sat down, just sitting on something.

"Well……"

Jiayu endured Qiqi's sudden attack.

"Cat...anything?"

Qiqi looked at Jiayu's fishing hook hanging under the bridge and asked with some confusion.

It looks like we didn't catch any fish...

"Fishing requires patience, but you just don't have any patience. What should I do?"

Jiayu felt Qiqi's soft body.

Well, although Qiqi felt that her body was very stiff, her body was actually not as stiff as her feelings.

It is soft, a little elastic, and also cool, just like holding a piece of jelly in your arms.

Anyway, it feels quite comfortable to hold...

Emmm...

Jiayu also felt a little bit of it.

Because Qiqi is a zombie, she actually has no physical senses at all. Therefore, Qiqi, who was sitting in Jiayu's arms, did not feel anything unusual about Jiayu.

"Qiqi, I'm getting married soon. Are you interested in being my maid? That is... how should I put it? To put it bluntly, you want to be my little wife..."

Jiayu also asked Qiqi this question when she was fishing.

"Can I be with a cat as its dowry maid?"

Qiqi raised her head and just looked at Jiayu.

"Of course, after marriage, Qiqi will be Cat's wife, and a wife can of course be with her husband..."

Qiqi nodded, then took out a small notebook from her bosom and began to flip through it...

"Sister Guizhong means that a wife is... responsible for warming the bed for her husband at night, earning money to support the family, and then having children. And when the husband wants..."

Qiqi was flipping through the contents of a small notebook while looking at the illustrations next to it that were drawn by someone unknown.

"Isn't this... petting a cat?"

Qiqi showed Jiayu the contents of the notebook.

"Emm...yes, that's about it..."

Jiayu nodded, and suddenly he felt a reaction on the fishing rod in his hand.

"Oh! A fish has taken the bait!"

When Jiayu was about to teach Qiqi some strange knowledge, she suddenly felt movement on the fishing rod.

"Oh my, it's a pretty big fish..."

Jiayu was there, pulling the fishing rod while looking down at the bridge, and then he saw a scene that left him speechless.

Please also imagine this mother bird entangled in fishing line

"Emm... that... Liuyun, what I'm saying is that I'm setting up the fishing line here for fishing, not for catching birds. The way you do it makes me want to eat braised poultry legs..."

“How dare you! Jiayu! Don’t think that you can do whatever you want here just because you are stronger than me! Put me down now!”

Master Liuyun Jiefeng flapped his wings continuously trying to break free from the fishing line.

But the more she struggled, the tighter the fishing line became around her.

After Jiayu dragged Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun down from under the bridge

Emmm...

"Liu Yun... you're making me want to commit a crime..."

Jiayu wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth and just looked at Master Liuyunjiefeng, who revealed a pair of beautiful white legs (in the shape of a crane~).

"But attacking the immortal and eating one of his legs should not be included in the criminal treaty..."

"Hey, I'm warning you, Jiayu! Let me go right now! What's that look in your eyes?! How dare you!"

Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng looked at Jiayu with eyes that were like a cat seeing a bird, and the wild animal instincts that had been suppressed because of his cultivation suddenly reoccupied his brain.

"I'm warning you! Be careful or I'll grab you with my claws and peck you with my mouth!"

As Master Liuyunjiefeng spoke, he kept indicating his sharp claws and pointed mouth.

"Slurp~ Liuyun... I'm sorry, I can't help it... You smell so good..."

Jiayu had suppressed his nature for too long, and now this long-suppressed nature (the cat wants to eat the bird) suddenly began to attack his brain. After he finished speaking, he turned into a giant white long-haired tiger and pounced on Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

Good words in the form of white tiger

"Hoo! Let me take a bite! Just one bite!"

Looking at the bloody mouth rushing towards him, Master Liuyun Jiefeng could completely believe that what Jiayu said was a bite that would suffocate him directly.

"what!"

Just when Master Liuyun Jiefeng was about to transform into human form and fly into the sky, a small figure with lavender hair suddenly appeared beside him.

Qiqi burst out with a speed that was incompatible with her small body and zombie attributes. She took a one-handed sword and directly cut the fishing lines on Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

I didn't find the sword swinging one, but it can be used

Master Liuyun Jiefeng also seized the opportunity and took off vertically.

"Ah... why is it? Every time I see Master Liuyunjiefeng, I want to eat her..."

After Master Liuyun Jiefeng ascended vertically into the air, Jiayu's consciousness returned to her brain. She looked at Master Liuyun Jiefeng with some regret as he left.

This time he really failed to suppress his own nature and almost suffocated Master Liuyun Jiefeng. How depressing...