Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Fuck! When did you come here to eat and drink for free?! It's not the meat you're eating, but the meat that looks like that of the Rock King Morax, right?"

When Rosaline arrived at Yujingtai, she saw Tartaglia squatting on the side of the road, eating with a bowl in her hand.

Well, the fragrance from there plus this unique geographical location...

Rosalin felt that her colleague must have had a good meal here.

"Hey, [Madam], why are you here all of a sudden? Oh, yes, you should be the partner sent by the higher-ups to help me plunder the Heart of God here..."

Tartaglia, who was eating the braised emperor meat that Zhongli had served him, saw Rosaline coming over, his eyes lit up and he hurriedly greeted her.

"Rosalin, why don't you go over there and try a bowl of this braised emperor's meat? It tastes pretty good, especially the brother who served me the meat. He's such a nice guy..."

Rosaline followed Tartaglia's gaze and saw Zhongli making a promise to someone over there.

"Tsk... Is that guy also an immortal? The Fatui's information about the current leader doesn't seem to include this guy..."

Rosaline looked at Zhongli for a while, then looked at Tartaglia with disappointment as she greeted him and continued eating meat.

What's up?! Did you get a free meal here?! Do you think you are so awesome that you can fight against the gods after eating the meat of the gods here?

but……

If Rosalin had put herself in this situation, if she hadn't known the inside story...

I guess his ideas are much better than those of Tartaglia, a warrior who only knows how to fight.

Well, at least I had analyzed it before I came here, that Morax might not be dead, and the secret bag given by the Queen of Winter only proved Rosaline's idea.

but……

"Please give me a portion of braised emperor meat..."

Rosaline brought the bowls that were being distributed over there to Zhongli and handed the bowl to him before saying.

“Well, I didn’t expect that Morax, who had governed Liyue for more than 3,000 years, would be eaten by the immortals of Liyue after his death…”

After Zhongli took Rosaline's bowl, he also served her a bowl of braised emperor meat.

Well, there was quite a lot of meat, because Jiayu suggested at that time to make braised emperor meat. When counting the people, it was found that even if the original size of the fake body was filled with meat, it would not be enough for all the immortals who were coming.

In addition to Gui Zhong's encouragement at that time, Zhongli had to enlarge his fake body ten times.

Well, the fake body that fell down at that time was big. If Ningguang hadn’t reacted in time, the fake body would have almost knocked Ningguang down.

However, the large size also means a lot of meat, so the braised emperor meat has not been distributed yet.

The various so-called "Emperor's Meat" foods in other places have not been distributed yet either.

"That's true, but I always feel that a being as powerful as the Rock King Emperor is unlikely to be assassinated so easily."

After Rosaline took the bowl of braised emperor meat handed to her by Zhongli, she tasted it with chopsticks.

Hmm? Why does it taste a bit like pork? It tastes like normal braised pork... The texture seems to be pretty similar...

Logically speaking, as a god, the flesh of Morax should be different from that of any other creature, not to mention that there are rumors that Morax is a stone spirit.

This shouldn't taste like pork, right?

"I didn't expect that the braised pork made by Zhongli tasted quite good..."

Navirette took the braised pork that Jiayu handed over and said after tasting it for a while.

"After all, he is a god after all. He has lived for a long time. With the encouragement of his wife, his cooking skills will naturally improve..."

As Jiayu spoke, she was also teasing Jiaying, her and Navelette's daughter.

Jiaying didn’t know if it was because she had dragon blood or something, but she had a pair of small dragon horns on her head and a fat tail behind her butt. No matter how you looked at her, she looked like a dragon’s child.

"Would you like something spicy? Mi Nu's spicy emperor meat tastes pretty good..."

Jiayu nodded and said.

"Shouldn't spicy emperor meat be called spicy pork slices? It's just ordinary pork. Why are you talking about emperor meat? You told us before that the fake body was filled with pork..."

Nashida next to her complained speechlessly.

"Yes, yes, yes. But don't underestimate the pork filling in there. There is a lot of it. Plus, the ordinary people in Liyue Port don't dare to eat it, so there is still a lot left..."

Jiayu turned her head and looked around, and saw Xing and Qiong who had returned to the Hall of Rebirth without her noticing.

"Have you two eaten enough? Why don't you go back to your uncle? Your uncle is already looking for you two over there like crazy..."

"I know, I know..."

Xing nodded, put the bowl aside, and prepared to take her brother to find her uncle.

"Ah? I still want to eat..."

Qiong was a little resistant when she knew that her sister was going to take her back.

"Hey, brother, when we go back, we can just eat and drink with our uncle there and that's it..."

After Xing's explanation, Qiong finally followed his sister to find his uncle.

But...

When the two little guys went back to find their uncle, they suddenly discovered that their uncle was refilling his diet at that moment.

Well, there's no intention of going crazy looking for them at all.

"Damn... Dad cheated us both!"

Qiong said angrily as he looked at his uncle who was squatting on the side of the road eating meat after finishing his bowl.

I never thought that this father would actually cheat his own son!!!

"Alright, alright, let's go find uncle. At least we need him to give us two more bowls of meat..."

Xing looked at his angry brother over there and said speechlessly.

"That's right. Let's go, let's go. I haven't even eaten enough and my dad tricked me into coming here..."

As Qiong said this, he hurriedly took his sister to find his uncle and asked his uncle to give him a few more bowls of meat.

……

"Hubby, now that the Emperor has passed away, a funeral must be held. This funeral will naturally fall to our Wangsheng Hall. According to what you told me before, Sister Ying's brother will definitely come to find us..."