Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Sure enough... this guy is mentally ill. I have to take him to see a neurosurgeon when I get back..."

Rosaline watched Tartaglia run directly to the beach and prepare to fight with Osel, and gradually accepted the fact that this teammate was brainless.

Just at this moment, a moth slowly flew towards Rosaline.

"Hey?! What's going on? Why is someone sending me a message?"

Rosalin took the moth with some doubts. The moth turned into a mouth, which opened and closed to tell a message that made Rosalin even more speechless.

"Rosalin, after experiments, it was found that the customized evil eyes will lower the user's IQ when used. The user will gradually become extremely aggressive, or even a little bit mentally ill. This is a side effect that has only been discovered recently. That guy Tartaglia likes to put on lightning armor while summoning his wooden men. I finally found out why this guy went crazy for no reason after summoning them. You'd better tell Tartaglia to summon fewer wooden men, and I will update the evil eye version for him when the time comes."

The voice of "Doctor" came out from the mouth that opened and closed. After listening to it, Rosalind turned her head and saw the wooden man with lightning armor who had been summoned over there.

Tsk... This guy probably won't stop unless he uses up all the elemental power in his body.

Forget it, let’s go find Morax and ask about the situation first, and see what to do next since the plan here has completely collapsed.

Thinking of this, Rosaline followed the instructions on the brocade bag and came to the Hall of Rebirth in Liyue Harbor.

The tips said that Morax planned to work in the funeral industry directly at Wangsheng Hall after retirement, and it seemed that he would even hold a funeral for himself.

How do you say this?

Held his own funeral.

Rosalyn said that this god was really good at playing games.

Arriving at the Hall of Rebirth, Rosaline looked at Zhongli, who was drinking tea and watching Tartaglia's wooden giant fighting the monster on the roof of the hall.

"Oh? You are the Fatui's executive officer, right? Come up quickly, I just want to brew some tea from my collection..."

Zhongli saw Rosaline coming over and said with a smile.

"Uh... weren't you the one who served me meat back then?"

Rosalyn asked, looking at Zhongli.

Rosalind was very familiar with Zhongli. Whenever she went there to eat the braised emperor's meat, she would go to Zhongli from time to time to get another portion of meat.

At that time, he also heard people around him say that the braised emperor's meat was made by this elegant man.

At that time, Rosaline also talked to Zhongli about how to cook meat.

The result was unexpected...

The Rock King Emperor roasted the Rock King Emperor...

It's really braised, I think it tastes 666...

"Hahaha... At that time, I also wanted to retire, and then I discussed it with my wife. My wife wanted to stew the fake corpse I used to fake my death, but I didn't expect my wife to ask me to do it for her..."

Zhongli also explained the whole story with a smile.

"six……"

Rosaline was silent for a long time, and finally gave a thumbs up and said.

“Hahaha… I know what you’re thinking, but what about that wooden man over there that’s fighting with Osel? I remember that giant wooden man wasn’t in the original plan, right?”

After taking a sip of tea, Zhongli pointed at the wooden man who was fighting with Osel over there and said.

Rosalin told everything without hiding anything.

"I see. The evil eye customized by the Fatui has side effects, but... it lowers IQ and increases the desire to fight. I think this thing is a bit powerful..."

Apart from anything else, the person who made and modified the evil eye is a talent as he was able to reduce the harm of the demon residue, which is extremely harmful to humans, to such a level.

"Hey...Mr. Morax, I have a question..."

After thinking for a while, Rosalin asked a question she had always wanted to ask.

"Excuse me, where is Barbatos, the wind god of Mond?"

"Where is Barbatos, you ask?"

Zhongli was stunned for a moment, then pointed behind Rosaline.

"He's right behind you..."

Rosalin was stunned for a moment, then she turned her head and saw Wendy, who was wearing a JK short skirt and drinking tea.

"Hi...how are you..."

When Wendy saw Rosaline's eyes on her, she greeted her with a smile.

Rosalyn: ………………

Well, this person is an acquaintance of mine. He even invited me to drink when we were eating meat yesterday.

At that time, Rosaline thought Wendy was a beautiful girl, but who knew that she was actually the wind god who threw her into the hands of the Fatui and worked for her for five hundred years.

"Hey, are you surprised to see me? I didn't expect to meet you here..."

Wendy smiled and said.

"Okay, stop talking about these nonsense. The side effect of the evil eye is actually lowering IQ. No wonder..."

At this time, Jiayu brought his wife and children who were still in Liyue to the roof of the Hall of Rebirth and said.

Only then did Rosalin notice that the roofs of the surrounding houses were crowded with people.

These people are quite familiar to me. Yes, I have seen them when I was having the Rock King Emperor Banquet.

"Um...Mr. Morax, these people are not..."

Rosalin asked with a dull expression, pointing at the group of ordinary-looking people sitting on the roof watching the show.

"Ah, these are all immortals from our area. The immortals in Liyue usually live in seclusion and together with the local residents. Some even start families and build careers in Liyue Harbor like this one..."

Rosaline: I didn’t expect that there are so many immortals in Liyue. This test is about people, but if it is about whether the immortals and people of Liyue can survive the crisis...

Tsk... I guess the one in danger isn't Liyue, but this Osel.

Zhongli smiled faintly and pointed at Jiayu who had just come over.

"Let me tell you, this person is the famous 'Pingtian Poxie Zhenjun' in Liyue's history. His fighting power is very fierce..."

"Mr. Morax, thank you for your compliment..."

Jiayu put on the demeanor of a strong person - very pretentiously speaking.

"Who in the entire Liyue continent from Teyvat back then didn't know the name of the war god Morax?"

Jiayu immediately changed the subject after she finished speaking.

"Please look, everyone. It seems that the people of Liyue have long been prepared for the crisis..."

Everyone looked over there, towards the Jade Pavilion where the wooden man summoned by Osel and Tartaglia was flying.

In the Qun Yu Pavilion, there is a super elemental crossbow that was built after a long period of improvement by immortals such as Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who specialize in the study of mechanical creations, and with the support of Liyue.