Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"My friend who has come all the way from here, would you like to try my wife's cooking?"

After Zhongli served a bowl of kidney soup, he suddenly noticed Rosaline, who was looking at the bowl of kidney soup with a twitching mouth.

Zhongli immediately handed the bowl of kidney soup in his hand to Rosaline, preparing to let Rosaline finish some of it for him.

"No, no... I am not worthy of this..."

Rosalin also quickly waved her hand to refuse the bowl of kidney soup that looked very nutritious.

Just kidding, if you compare carefully the huge kidney in the pot, you can see that it is the same as Osel who is fighting with the young master over there.

Rosaline is not a fool. After making this connection, she realized that this kidney came from the vortex demon god Osel...

Good girl, she is really a good girl.

The devil's kidney stew, this stew must be very nourishing, anyway, Rosaline felt that if she drank a sip...

Not only will I not be able to sleep tonight, but my hands will also be sore tomorrow morning. Don't ask me, and I won't tell you even if you do.

Over there, the battle between Ultraman Tartaglia and Ocellus was gradually coming to an end.

Relying on his own powerful thunder force and the ability of the wooden Gundam he was driving to absorb nutrients from the seabed, Tartaglia successfully knocked Osel down and made him float on the sea, unable to move like a dead dog.

"This thing is really thick-skinned..."

Tartaglia wiped the sweat from his head and said as he looked at Ossel floating on the sea over there.

As Tartaglia stopped supplying elemental power to the Wood Giant, the Wood Giant slowly degenerated and became smaller.

"Speaking of which, what is the next plan? Release Osel and let him cause a big commotion, and then kill the immortal holding the Heart of God in Liyue..."

While Tartaglia was thinking about the plan that had been discussed previously, he suddenly thought of the current situation.

After glancing around, he looked at Osel still floating on the sea over there.

Tartaglia suddenly felt as if the word "Danger" was written in capital letters on his head.

"Tartaria... hurry back here, I'll buy you a drink at the Hall of Rebirth..."

At this moment, a flaming moth suddenly flew to Tartaglia, gradually burned up and turned into a mouth, uttering a word.

"What are you doing at Wangsheng Hall? Do you want me to drink something? You've made a new product, so I have to try it..."

After rubbing his hands, Tartaglia quickly adjusted the position of the water element, which gradually penetrated into his body and healed Tartaglia's body, and by the way, replenished his physical strength that had been overdrawn.

"Wuhu! Here I come to the Wangsheng Hall!"

Tartaglia was surging on the sea like a wild monkey, rushing straight towards the direction of the Hall of Rebirth in his memory.

As for the Osel floating on the sea...

After Tartaglia ran away, Jiayu appeared next to Osel and took off the remaining kidneys of Osel.

Anyway, this thing will not appear here in the future, how can I not take advantage of it now? In short, I'll save these kidneys for myself...

At the same time, just after Jiayu took off Osel's kidneys, Bazhi's head floated on the sponge next to him and looked at Jiayu vigilantly.

"Don't worry, there's nothing about your husband that's worth my planning..."

Jiayu said this while shaking the warm kidneys she had just picked in her hand.

"Take this guy and live overseas. Don't come to Liyue to cause trouble, or I will separate you and your spouse..."

After Jiayu finished speaking, she let his body.

Ba Zhi also hurriedly picked up one of Osel's heads and sailed towards the sea.

But that direction...why does it look like Inazuma?

Jiayu turned and left when she saw Bazhi and Osel heading towards the thunderstorm set up by Lei Dianzi.

Although the thunderstorm set up by Lei Dian is very damaging, it should not be too difficult for the two demons to pass through it. As long as Lei Dianzi does not take action, they will have no problem surviving in this thunderstorm.

As for the future of these two guys…

So what happened to Guan Jiayu?

He is just a son-in-law of Wangsheng Hall and an ordinary cat. These have nothing to do with him.

Jiayu had no idea that his action today would cause him great distress in the future.

But these are not what he should think about now.

After practicing with the fresh kidneys that she had just picked from Osel, Jiayu smiled with satisfaction.

I hope that Zhongli can make a comeback today and make Guizhong meow.

Similarly, he also hopes that Wendy can make a comeback.

But there is absolutely no chance for Wendy. After all, this guy is usually a coward, and he is the one being suppressed. No matter how you think about it, this guy can't make a comeback.

Zhongli's story is somewhat possible. After all, Zhongli is the God of Geo and once had the title of God of War. If Jiayu hadn't tricked this guy into being married by Guizhong and trained him to be a henpecked husband, this guy might have ended up living alone just like in the game.

As for what effect taking out these kidneys would have...

Generally speaking, demons can make up for some of their own defects by consuming their own life energy.

Of course Zhongli and the others could do it, but they were afraid of pain and refused to let Jiayu pick off one of their kidneys to taste.

Well, speaking of which, Jiayu felt that those two guys were a bit petty.

I just wanted to taste the kidneys of the gods, what's wrong with him?

"What's wrong with this guy? His face is as red as a monkey's butt. What happened? Did you let him drink that soup?"

After Jiayu returned to the Hall of Rebirth with Yaozi, she saw Dartalia jumping up and down and pounding the floor at the door of the hall as if venting his anger.

"He was indeed allowed to drink this soup..."

Zhongli nodded.

"After we drank it, I felt that although it was effective, it was not very effective, so I let him drink it. I didn't expect that the effect was not that great, only for us..."

Zhongli was holding a bowl of soup and drinking it while looking at Tartaglia who was pounding the ground below.

"How about you guys help him find a girlfriend? This guy is in his twenties and still has no girlfriend. Do you think this is appropriate?"

Jiayu looked at Zhongli and said.

"Oh my, you're over 20 and still don't have a girlfriend. Look at what you're saying. I remember you started looking for a wife when you were a few thousand years old, right?"