Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Why do you look so reluctant when I come to visit you?"

Seeing Jiayu's reluctant look, Master Liuyun Jiefeng was a little angry.

No, she just came to visit, what's your attitude?! Do you think my coming here will affect your chances of picking up girls or what?

Do you think everyone knows about your hobby?

Don't think that your master doesn't know about your hobby and your attempt to seduce that girl!

It is because she knows what you are thinking that Ping called herself over to stop your evil deeds in order to prevent her second disciple besides Xiangling from being married to you, a wicked man!

"Uh... nothing, nothing..."

Jiayu waved her hand and made way for Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun to come in and have dinner together.

"Oh...sometimes it really feels hard..."

Jiayu sat at the door, nibbling on the cat biscuits she had made some time ago.

Well, cat cookies were invented by Jiayu when she was free.

After all, the recipe of cat biscuits was not a secret in Jiayu's previous world.

A simple search on the Internet will reveal the production process of handmade cat food.

Cat food is nothing more than beating your favorite meat into a paste, adding egg yolk and some salt, and then cutting it into small pieces and baking it in a high temperature environment.

The method is not difficult. Jiayu can make it after just a little understanding.

The beef in these cat biscuits is made from ordinary meat.

Originally, Jiayu was planning to use the kidneys of Osel that were cut off at that time to make two.

After all, the meat of the demon god must taste very good.

It's just a pity that because it's kidney meat, my wife definitely won't allow it.

Jiayu could only choose to use some fish, pork, beef and other ingredients to make the dish.

Well, it tastes pretty good anyway.

"Moo moo..."

At this moment, a burst of cow mooing sound suddenly came from near the Hall of Rebirth.

"Ok?"

Jiayu looked towards the direction where the sound of the cow came from, and saw a huge buffalo constantly bumping into people there.

What happened?

Why is this cow still hurting people on the streets?

Jiayu observed the cow carefully for a while.

It turns out that this cow is actually the body of an immortal...

What the hell...what's going on?!

He drank too much and became crazy, turning into his true self and started to hurt people in Liyue Harbor? !

It's not very likely. Almost all the immortals in Liyue can use their immortal power to force the alcohol out of their bodies. How can it be possible for them to act crazy after drinking too much?

Although she had many questions in her mind, Jiayu flashed to the side of the mad bull immortal who was causing chaos in the streets.

"Hey, what's wrong with you? You're acting crazy all of a sudden. Are you drunk or what?!"

As Jiayu spoke, she sat directly on the bull's back and began to subdue the mad bull by pressing its horns.

"Moo, moo, moo... Get down! Get down! That woman cheated on me! I'm going to run her over to death!"

"Ah? That woman?"

After hearing what the mad bull said, Jiayu couldn't help but think of Master Liuyunjiefeng.

Etc., etc……

No, no, I seem to have thought too much. Why do I suddenly feel that the woman must be Master Liuyun Jiefeng?

It must be because the filter is too much...

Jiayu followed the direction the mad cow was pointing and saw a man dodging left and right among the crowd.

It is obvious that this man is hiding his body.

Jiayu's face darkened, and then she jumped off the cow. After a few quick steps, she came to the running man and picked him up.

"Tell me, who are you? Why are you running around here and provoking that immortal?"

"Sir, please spare me, sir, please spare me... Holy shit! Jia Yu?!"

The man whose goods were cleared out by Jiayu was also apologizing non-stop, but when he looked up, he saw Jiayu's face. He was stunned for a moment, and finally called out Jiayu's name.

"Uh……"

After Jiayu found out that this person knew him, he looked at this person carefully, and after carefully identifying him.

"Fuck! Ling Tian exorcists? How come you suddenly appear here? I remember you went to study philosophy with the residents some time ago?!"

Jiayu was also a little shocked after recognizing this person.

Lingtian Exorcist is one of the many immortals in Liyue, but this immortal is different from the others. Other immortals pursue rural health preservation, and when they have nothing to do, they study various technologies, but this guy is different.

I am overly pursuing philosophical knowledge. After reading all the books on this subject in Liyue, I suddenly want to learn something from other countries.

I heard that many people from the continent of Teyvat gathered in the dream city on Xumi, so this guy went to Xumi to do research.

By the way, this guy's true form is a fox, which means he is a complete vixen.

"I remember you were studying for a philosophy degree in Xumi. Why did you suddenly come back to the hospital? And it seems like you were hurt by someone else's love..."

After Jiayu recognized that this was an acquaintance, she began to ask this guy why Ling Tian the Exorcist suddenly appeared in Liyue.

"Oh, isn't he going to finish his degree in Xumi and come back to publish a few books to make a living?"

Ling Tian exorcist also said with some embarrassment.

"After I finished the book, few people read it. I had no choice but to go back to my old business. I had originally planned to make some money from this business, and then I would continue to focus on writing my book, but..."

As Ling Tian the Exorcist spoke, he also looked at the Crazy Bull Brother who had transformed into a human form and came to his side.

"I haven't made much money from this old business yet, but it's already been discovered..."

Then I was caught up~

After listening to Ling Tian's explanation of exorcism, Jiayu felt speechless.

"Why can't you do something better? You can also go move bricks or something. Why do you have to get involved in this cross-dressing scam?"

After Jiayu finished speaking, she turned around and left.

"Brother Crazy Bull, I'm leaving this guy to you. I hope you can make him understand something about men's anger and let him know the revenge that men take after being deceived..."

After Brother Crazy Bull nodded, Jerry looked at Ling Tian angrily to exorcise the demon.

"Don't worry, I know this guy. He came back from studying philosophy in Xumi, right? Today I'm going to teach you a little bit about philosophy..."