Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"I have no choice now. After all, if I were to marry one of you two, you would probably start fighting..."

Jiayu held Qiqi in her arms and looked helpless.

"Alice, if I'm not mistaken, if I marry Hu Tao, you will probably plant bombs throughout Liyue to threaten me, right?"

Although Alice wanted to deny this answer, Jiayu was absolutely right.

If Jiayu really married into the Wangsheng Hall, then things would be easier...

Doesn't Wangshengtang have a foundation and money? Then I can just blow all these things up with a bomb and be done with it...

"Qiqi is a zombie. She is just working for Bubulu. Although she doesn't have much money, I am willing to live in seclusion in the mountains with her..."

Jiayu said while hugging Qiqi.

"As for Tao'er..."

Jiayu looked at Hu Tao helplessly.

"If I choose to marry Alice, crying, making a fuss, and even hanging myself, and looking for your aunt Guizhong to cause trouble, it will probably become a common occurrence..."

Hu Tao also didn't say anything, she pursed her lips and turned her head away.

Although she didn't want to admit it, Hu Tao only needed to imagine Jia Yu's situation...

Well, I will definitely go there and cause trouble every day as Jiayu said.

"Qiqi is very well behaved, and she is also very generous..."

As soon as Jiayu finished speaking, Qiqi in her arms nodded...

"After Cat marries Qiqi...if you guys want to play with Cat, Qiqi doesn't mind..."

Kurumi and Alice looked at each other.

Walnut: I wonder what your opinion is?

Alice: I would also like to know what your opinion is...

Finally, the two girls looked at each other for a long time and after a long period of psychological struggle, they both nodded.

"There is no other way. This is the only option left..."

Alice gritted her teeth and picked up Walnut next to her.

"Let's marry this guy together..."

After a moment of silence...

"I think I still..."

At this time, Alice quietly leaned close to Walnut's ear.

"Hu Tao, I will be traveling on the continent of Teyvat and will come back occasionally. You just need to give Jia Yu to me for a period of time when I come back, and the rest of the time is yours. How about that?"

Although Walnut was reluctant to agree, the conditions offered by Alice were too tempting.

After thinking for a while, Walnut finally nodded.

Well, Kurumi's mind is still as blank as a blank sheet of paper...

It is easy to be eroded by other colors...

Of course, to put it simply, this sentence is too naive and people are particularly easy to deceive...

The current Hu Tao is not the future Master Hu who has run the Wangsheng Hall for a long time and has rich experience in the ways of the world.

Now he is just an ordinary little girl...

So...Hu Tao was completely fooled by Alice.

"Jia Yu! We have made a decision! We will marry you together!"

Alice looked at Jiayu and spoke seriously.

Walnut also nodded.

"Yes Yes……"

Although Walnut was reluctant to agree to Alice's request, it was indeed very tempting to her.

Hu Tao felt that she had no reason to refuse this request so she nodded.

"Then Qiqi..."

Jiayu looked at Alice and Hu Tao.

"Let her be a maidservant during the dowry!" x2

Kurumi and Alice said almost in unison.

"call……"

Jiayu breathed a sigh of relief...

This matter is finally over...

In the previous world, he was a little chick and he is still a little kitten now...

He had never experienced anything related to emotions...

Emmm...Except for some things in the novel...

Although after his changes, polygamy and even polyandry are allowed in Liyue as long as the woman agrees...

But the prerequisite is to obtain consent.

Fortunately, we have finally found a satisfactory solution...

"Oh, it seems that you have almost finished the discussion. Have you finally agreed to marry Jiayu, the little fat cat?"

They played Imprisonment Literature for a while, but Jiayu and the others suddenly broke into the place where they were playing Imprisonment Literature. Guizhong and Zhongli, who had lost interest, were drinking tea in the Hall of Rebirth and saw the four people coming over and spoke with interest.

"Ah, but I managed to solve the problem..."

Jiayu nodded and said.

"Oh my... Then the next thing is to prepare for the wedding~ Xiao Tao is the next head of our Wangsheng Hall, and the next head's wedding must be a grand celebration..."

Gui Zhong produced a piece of paper and began to write and draw on it.

"Oh, by the way, Ms. Alice, the Wangsheng Hall is only responsible for the wedding of our hall master, not the wedding of a powerful witch like you..."

As for your part, you have to arrange and plan it by yourself. Wangsheng Hall is not responsible for it.

Although Guizhong didn't finish his words, almost everyone present could understand what he didn't finish saying, which was roughly this...

"no problem, no problem……"

Alice waved her hand with a smile and looked at Zhongli beside her.

"If my perception last time was correct, you should be Morax, the Rock God from Liyue, right?"

Walnut next to him:???

What the hell? My Zhongli, who is usually so cowardly in front of Aunt Guizhong and has his pocket money restricted, is actually Liyue's Rock God Morax? !

No, you are a god after all, why are you acting like a coward in front of Aunt Guizhong?

Could it be that the henpecked husband that Aunt Guizhong described is basically like this?

Will my husband be like Zhongli Keqing in the future?

"Well, in general terms, I am indeed the god of Liyue, Morax..."

Zhongli said after taking a sip of tea.

"I heard that all Mora in the world were created by Morax. I want to find Morax and ask you to lend me some money..."

Alice's eyes were full of threats.

If you don’t lend me money, I will blow up Liyue.

Zhongli glanced at Alice and finally took out a bag from his waist and put it on the table with a painful look on his face.

"I can only give you 8,000 Mora..."

After lending out the money, he would probably still have about 3,000 to 4,000 Mora left...

I'll have to live on three or four thousand Mora for the next month...

The daily consumption cannot exceed 300 yuan...

What can three hundred Moras eat?

Maybe he will have to go to his Yaksha clan to get some food... Although it may only be grilled fish and meat, he can be guaranteed to stay alive.

"Ah this..."

Alice looked at Zhongli with a face full of reluctance, and was also shocked after putting the bag of eight thousand Mora on the table.

No, aren't you the god who created Mora? Can't you create some more on the spot? And... why can you only borrow 8,000 Mora?

You are a god after all. Are all gods so poor?

But what Alice didn't know was that if it weren't for Guizhong being here, Zhongli wouldn't be spending money lavishly like in the original game.

Zhongli might not even be able to take out eight thousand Mora right now.