Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Next, let's find a place to grill the fish..."

Jiayu and Klee were walking on the streets of Liyue Harbor with the two fish they got from Fushe, looking for a place where they could make a fire and grill the fish.

"I've got my fortune told. I've got my fortune told. If the fortune telling result doesn't come true within three days, I'll pay you back!"

At this moment, an old voice suddenly came from nearby.

When Jiayu heard the voice, she was stunned and looked towards the direction where the voice came from.

Emmm...how should I say this?

Although in the eyes of normal people, the old Taoist with white beard and a little blue-haired girl beside him looks like a hermit.

But in Jiayu's eyes, that person had already revealed his true form.

"A Ping...why did she suddenly come out to cheat again?"

That’s right, in Jiayu’s eyes, the old Taoist with white beard has turned into a very beautiful woman.

As for the blue-haired girl next to the white-bearded Taoist priest...

Who else could this be but Xiangling?

"Master... why are you here again to cheat people and do fortune-telling? Didn't I tell you? Even if you are an immortal and can really tell people's fortunes, you can't cheat people here, right?"

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from not far away.

When Jiayu heard the voice, she looked and saw a pink-haired girl with a pair of horns coming to Aping with a helpless look on her face and saying.

"You are such a swindler, why did you bring my junior sister with you to cheat people?"

Seeing that her true identity was exposed by her own disciple, Ping smiled.

"Yan Fei, I am just showing your junior sister the power of our sect... After all, being able to predict the future for others is a very magical power..."

Yan Fei was even more speechless after hearing this.

"Emm... Master, if you said that you predicted someone's house would catch fire, and then you set it on fire at night, then I don't think it counts. Is that something you can't do? That's a bad thing you did!"

Xiangling was also shocked when she heard this and looked at her master.

"Hey?! Master, could it be that you were the one who set the fire in the yard next door when it rained last year? I heard from my father that it seemed like the whole house was doused with fuel oil at that time..."

Ping was a little embarrassed when she heard this, and she pointed her two fingers at each other.

"I was also seeking justice... After all, that person was a child kidnapper, specifically kidnapping children from Liyue and selling them to other countries. When I set fire to that den, wasn't I also rescuing those kidnapped children..."

Having said this, Ping seemed to have gained some confidence. She put her hands on her hips and spoke to her two apprentices in a very proud manner.

"I am at least upholding justice, am I not? Just tell me if what I did was a good thing or not!"

"It was indeed a good thing... But can you explain to me how the trick you played on Fushe during the Lantern Festival last year led to the Five Yakshas running to the fruit tree where I lived and plucking all the fruits I had stored for a while to use as their food?"

Jiayu looked at Ah Ping's smug look and couldn't help but swear at her.

"I only found out later that the reason they stole the fruits I stored was because Fushe had been tricked by two old Taoist priests with white beards into taking all his Mora away during the Lantern Festival, leaving him with no food to eat. That’s why they had to take my rations according to your wishes!"

Jiayu became angrier and angrier as she spoke, and finally she started to yell.

"If you ask me, why don't you just find a lounge chair on the rooftop where there's plenty of sunshine and spend your retirement in the sun? Why do you have to come here and do something deceptive?"

"Hey?! Jiayu, you're here. This little girl is... no way? Hu Tao and Qi Qi are not enough to satisfy you? Are you planning to marry a few more?"

Ping looked at Keli holding Jiayu's hand and was stunned for a moment. Then her curiosity suddenly came up and she started to make all kinds of guesses.

"This little guy looks like Ms. Alice who caused a lot of trouble in Liyue a few years ago and even had a fight with you..."

"If nothing else, they really look very similar, okay..."

"Could it be that Ms. Alice accidentally developed a rejuvenating drug while doing an experiment and turned herself into a little girl? No way! Jiayu, you took advantage of this?!"

The more A Ping talked, the angrier Jia Yu became.

At last……

"boom!"

"Tsk - I was just saying a few words, what's the point of you getting so angry all of a sudden? I'm speechless, men really aren't good things. No, you're a cat, theoretically you're not even a human..."

Aping returned to her original appearance, sitting at her stall with a big bag on her head. Xiangling felt sorry for her master and found a small stool. After standing on the stool, she was a little taller than Aping.

Xiangling blew slowly and gently towards the big bump on Aping's head.

"Master, let Xiangling blow on you, and the pain will go away..."

Xiangling's innocent words moved Ah Ping so much that she burst into tears.

Well, it might also be because the wind caused pain in Bao when it blew on her bag, causing Ping to cry because of the pain.

"How should I tell you this? Anyway, Kelly is the daughter of Alice and me..."

Jiayu also told Ah Ping the truth. After all, he was one of her own, so it was no problem to talk to one of her own about this matter...

"What?! Klee is your and Ms. Alice's daughter?! When did you two get together?! Why didn't you tell us?! I should have gone there to recognize Klee as my goddaughter when she was born!"

Ping's expression was filled with shock when she heard that Keli was Jiayu and Alice's daughter.

Well, after all, we have been good comrades for so many years, and now, not only is he going to marry into the Wangsheng Hall without making any noise, but he also has a daughter this big...

Huh?! Something seems to be wrong here, right?

At this moment, Ping thought of the key point of the matter as if a blind student had discovered the bright spot.

"Jia Yu, if I remember correctly, aren't you going to marry into the Wangsheng Hall? Although we in Liyue allow polygamy with the consent of both wives, you have already decided to marry Hu Tao and Qi Qi into the Wangsheng Hall. Can they accept Ms. Alice?"

A Ping asked this question.

Jiayu nodded proudly.

"Of course not! I can make them live in harmony with just a little trick!"

"Ah……"

After Ah Ping glanced at Jiayu with disdain, she suddenly saw the two fish in Jiayu's hands.