Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Although she really didn't want to keep the fish, Ah Ping's words made Yan Fei wonder if the reason why she didn't have any ingredients was because she didn't eat much...

Well, because Yan Fei often travels around for business, she doesn’t eat that much. Of course, that’s because Yan Fei is a semi-immortal beast.

So Yan Fei doesn’t need much to eat. To be more precise, she doesn’t need to eat too much on a normal basis.

Yan Fei looked down at her feet...

Well, you can see all of them~

I looked up at my master...

Tsk... She is definitely a stunning beauty whose toes are invisible when she lowers her head...

"The braised fish is ready, come and try my cooking!"

Xiangling brought the freshly prepared braised fish to the set of tables and chairs that Ah Ping had taken out of the Chen Ge pot, and then invited everyone to start eating.

"Huh... this one is almost done..."

Jiayu took the grilled fish, which were golden, crispy and still sizzling with oil, off the fire, walked to the table with three fish in each hand, and put the grilled fish on the plate that Aping had brought out.

"Keli, you don't have to stare at the fish soup anymore. Come, let me bring the fish soup to the table..."

Xiangling also took small steps and ran to Klee who was standing there staring at the fish soup cooking on the fire and said.

"Okay, Sister Xiangling..."

Keli nodded obediently and moved aside, watching Xiangling bring the fish soup to the table.

"The fish is grilled well, the meat inside is quite tender..."

A Ping tasted the grilled fish and praised Jiayu's grilled fish skills.

"Well, after all, I've lived for so many years. It would be abnormal if I didn't know how to do something. I have nothing to do, so I have to practice something..."

Jiayu shrugged and said.

"Keli, how about the fish that daddy grilled? Doesn't it taste good?"

Klee, who was squatting beside and gnawing on the grilled fish like a hamster eating nuts, nodded and showed a lovely smile.

"Yeah, the grilled fish my dad makes is really, really delicious. It's better than what Kelly makes herself..."

"Can Klee also make grilled fish? If there's a chance, let me try Klee's cooking skills..."

When the chef Xiangling heard that Klee could also cook fish, her eyes lit up and she started asking Klee about it.

"Yeah, after Klee prepares the bomb later, we'll go to the beach to fry fish. Don't worry, Sister Xiangling, the fish Klee fries will definitely be delicious!"

Klee had an innocent smile on her face, but the words she said were a little shocking.

"Ah? Bombing fish?"

Xiangling was also stunned after hearing what Keli said.

"That's right, that's right..."

Klee put the grilled fish down, her mouth covered with oil, and stood with her hands on her hips, looking very proud.

"Klee's way of cooking fish is to throw bombs where there are fish and let them explode. Klee will add materials that can increase the temperature of the surrounding area to the bombs, so that the fish will be cooked when they are blown up, and they taste delicious..."

Xiangling listened to what Keli said and stroked her chin with interest...

Although this method sounds absurd, according to what Klee said, she has tried it several times, and she has probably eaten it before. Klee said it tastes good, so it must not be too bad. Otherwise, why not try to prepare an explosive that can cook the fish as soon as it is fried?

Once this idea appeared in Xiangling's mind, she could not get rid of it.

"Will Sister Xiangling fry fish with Klee? If it's Sister Xiangling, Klee can use her Duduko bomb to fry fish together with Sister Xiangling..."

Klee looked at Xiangling and saw that she had an innocent smile on her face and was saying very dangerous words.

But... Xiangling is a naughty child now, and this little girl will be even more courageous when she grows up. As long as it can be cooked, she will use any method.

Apart from anything else, slime is used in cooking, and even the fire sticks of the hill people have to be snatched away to study how to cook...

Well, if these two naughty kids get together, there will definitely be a lot of trouble...

Jiayu looked at the two little guys who were talking about bombs so enthusiastically that they didn't even eat the grilled fish, and exchanged a glance with Aping.

Jiayu: This is your apprentice. Now that your apprentice has such dangerous thoughts, as his master, won’t you do something about it?

A Ping: That person is my apprentice, but it was your own daughter who led my apprentice into this path. Shouldn’t you take care of your own daughter?

Well, these two people both want the other to take care of these two little guys, but these two guys don't want to take care of them...

Finally, Yan Fei, who was standing by, looked at the two of them. The two people who had been staring at each other and their eyes were almost crossing to the point of sparking finally stepped forward reluctantly and started talking to Klee and Xiangling about the danger of the bomb.

"Keli, bombs are very dangerous. If you're not careful, you might get hit by a bomb and get hurt yourself..."

After Yan Fei's lecture, Keli lowered her head in grievance.

"Got it, sister. Klee will be more careful when playing with bombs next time. She will try her best to make sure the bombs hit others. Oh, and the fish in the water..."

Yan Fei: ???

No, is that what I mean? Try to make the bomb explode on others, just don't let the bomb explode on yourself, right?

The purpose of your operation is to make others suffer.

Yan Fei looked at Klee's expression which said "Although I know I was wrong, I will do it again next time!" and sighed helplessly, then looked at Xiangling beside her.

"Xiangling, Klee is young, so I won't say anything to her. But you are at least older than Klee. Klee is still young, so playing with bombs may be a little dangerous, but it is understandable. But why are you so interested in bombs?"

"Hehe... Senior Sister Yan Fei, I just wanted to see how the fish that were blown out of the water with bombs and fried tasted..."

Xiangling's obvious appearance as a foodie made Yan Fei feel helpless.

Yes, this is the character of my junior sister. As long as she thinks something is edible, she will try to see if she can cook it in all kinds of strange ways and then eat it.

Sigh... How could this junior sister of mine, who has only been here a few days, be like this?

Yan Fei was also helpless. She looked at Guoba who was holding the braised fish and started to eat it secretly.

Guoba, who was eating braised fish, suddenly felt what happened to Yan Fei and quickly put the plate back on the table...

Guoba: (? ? ?) Guoba, I’m very good, I didn’t eat anything~

Yan Fei: Who are you acting this innocent look for? For me... I think you are acting for me.