Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

Chapter 5 Zhongli: I want to take the kidney of a demon god

Jiayu looked at Hu Tao, whose eyes were red and swollen with tears and who had fallen into a coma, and she didn't know what to say...

Although Gui Zhong had told him before that this situation would occur, when it really came his turn, he didn't expect it to be so exciting.

If it weren't for the concern for Walnut's health.

Maybe Jiayu can make Hu Tao... ahem.

but……

Jiayu used her magical power to check Hu Tao's body. Hu Tao was also injured when she had a fierce battle with a group of hillbillies gathered in the cave.

Of course, Shu Shu was also quite experienced in healing techniques, and he healed Hu Tao's injuries with just a little bit of his magical power.

"Mmm~ so comfortable..."

Hu Tao slowly opened her other pair of plum blossom eyes and murmured comfortably like a kitten.

"woke up……"

Jiayu patted Hutao's face and said.

"Eh? Handsome guy, you were such a beast before..."

Hu Tao looked at Jia Yu with some fear.

"I fainted, and you actually..."

But I don't know what she was thinking about, but a light appeared in Kurumi's plum blossom eyes.

"Speaking of handsome guy, Aunt Guizhong said that if a boy does something, he must marry a girl and be responsible for her! So just be a good girl and marry into my Wangsheng Hall!"

Good words: ………………

Tsk, I always feel like something’s not right with Walnut?

Although her personality is similar to that of the original game's Walnut, but...

Why does Jiayu always feel like something is not right here?

"Speaking of which, why are you here? This is where the souls with obsessions reside. Although you are from the Hall of Rebirth, is it really okay for you to come here to clean up the monsters at such a young age?"

Jiayu thought for a while and then organized her words and spoke.

I can't just say that I did it on purpose, right? If I really say it, I don't know how Walnut will look at me, so it's better to find an excuse and say that I just happened to pass by and saved Walnut.

"Ah! That's right!"

Hu Tao then remembered why she came here. She was about to stand up, but her legs went weak and she bowed deeply to Jia Yu.

"Ugh...my legs hurt..."

Since she hit her knee when she was performing the great ceremony, and the place where her knee hit happened to be a rock, Hu Tao is, after all, just an ordinary girl.

Although Hu Tao had just started learning martial arts from his grandfather during this period, his physical strength had not yet been built up, so it was still very painful this time.

Walnut covered her knees in pain.

Tears began to well up in his eyes because of the pain.

"Uh...um...are you okay?"

Jiayu said somewhat helplessly, there is no way, he hasn't dealt with anyone for many years. If his brain capacity had not been increased after obtaining Chenxiang, he would have gone crazy like the Ruota Dragon King because his brain was overloaded with too much memory.

Having lived in the wild for a long time, he had forgotten a lot of his memories, but he had also forgotten a lot of ways to communicate with others.

"Handsome guy, it looks like you haven't interacted with others for a long time, right?"

Hu Tao looked at Jia Yu who was at a loss over there and asked.

"Well, I haven't been out in the world for a while. I'm just a country bumpkin. I just happened to come here, felt the atmosphere here, and came to save you..."

Jiayu spoke the truth.

It turns out that he has been living in the mountains. No wonder he is so handsome and still has his sexual desire intact.

After learning about Jiayu's situation, Hu Tao felt a little complacent.

"Handsome, my legs are weak now and I can't move. Can't you carry me into the cave?"

Hu Tao hugged Jia Yu's arm and said coquettishly.

"Can……"

Jiayu nodded and continued to ask, pretending to know nothing.

"Then tell me first, why did you come to such a dangerous place? Even if you are from the Wangsheng Hall, you shouldn't come here so rashly..."

"This..."

Walnut scratched his hair and looked into the cave.

"My grandpa passed away some time ago, so I wanted to come here to see him for the last time..."

"You should also know that your grandfather can't be here..."

Jiayu thought carefully about the memories of the past masters of Wangsheng Hall after their death for a while and then said this.

“Even if all the past masters of the Wangsheng Hall died without any regrets, the souls that can stay here in Wuwangpo are all the dead souls who have obsessions and remain in the world…”

“I know this too…”

Kurumi said in a somewhat dull voice.

"I just want to... go and take a look. What if, what if my grandfather has an obsession and his soul stays here?"

Aunt Guizhong said her grandfather would definitely be here...

Hu Tao believed that Gui Zhong would never lie to her.

Jiayu looked at Hu Tao and finally picked her up helplessly.

"Okay then. I'll take you in. Don't cry if you don't see the person you want to see..."

"Hey, don't worry, handsome~"

Hu Tao hugged Jia Yu's neck and spoke in a coquettish tone.

"After that, you will marry into the Wangsheng Hall. Then I will have someone to accompany me. Although I still have Aunt Guizhong and Guest Zhongli to accompany me, they are definitely not as close as my husband~"

At the same time, Gui Zhong, who was watching silently in the dark, twitched his mouth, clenched his left fist, and punched the stone next to him that was taller than Zhongli...

"Tao'er~ You are awesome~ I play with you and have fun with you, but you still complain that I am not as close to you as your husband?"

In the end, Gui was so angry that he laughed at Hu Tao's words.

"I'll give Jiayu that kid something later, and you'll be turned into..."

Zhongli, who said nothing, silently used his strength to block the noise made by the stone that was just blown up by Gui Zhong's punch.

Well, I can’t mess with my righteous wife now, and I can’t interrupt her, or I’ll get beaten up and squeezed at night. Zhongli thought about it...

Well, I don’t want to lie in bed and go through the same experience of eating all kinds of kidneys and wolfberries for half a month.

Alas, I can only say that after such a long period of whipping, I finally succeeded in grinding cracks into the rock.

Zhongli thought about the beef kidneys he had eaten for lunch today and couldn't help rubbing his kidneys.

When will this day-to-day kidney feast with wolfberry soup and the like end?

Although kidneys are very nutritious, they are of little use to Zhongli, who is already one of the seven rulers of the mortal world.

It's not that it's useless, it's just that although it's somewhat useful, it's not that useful...

How about going to some places where the demons were once sealed, to see if there are any living demons, and take out some of their kidneys to taste?

When Zhongli thought about the kidney feast he had during this period, he inexplicably had this idea.

Rather than eating various kidney-rich meals to slowly replenish yourself, it’s better to have the Demon’s Kidney all at once to get enough.

But the question is... which demon's kidney should I take out?

Is it Baba Tuss?

Heaven and Earth

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