Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Wow wow~"

Alice looked at it and said with great interest.

"I didn't expect that you, a little fat cat, have so many debts of love..."

Good words: (' - ' *)

"Yeah, little fat cat, you have a lot of debts of love. How many different identities did you create back then? And I don't know how many cute girls you deceived~"

Ying was also causing more trouble.

Jiayu just felt sweaty.

Jiayu finally had no choice but to tell him everything...

"Xiao Huohuo, Zhuge Kongming, Otto, oh, yes, and the Garfield cat that I used to use when I was with him, are these the only ones?"

Ying counted on her fingers and confirmed with Jiayu again, then she laughed out of anger.

“Okay, okay… You are really amazing. There are only a few famous figures on the continent of Teyvat, and you alone account for more than half of them…”

"Let me think about it..."

Ying began to talk in detail about some of the notable things that these aliases had done that Jiayu mentioned.

"Xiao Huohuo, who adopted the current chief priest of Inazuma Narukami Shrine, Yae Shinko, five hundred years ago, and has an unclear relationship with the sisters of the Thunder God Baalzebub and the previous chief priest of Narukami Shrine..."

"Zhuge Kongming, five hundred years ago, broke into Xumi Jingshan Palace single-handedly and rescued the Little Auspicious Grass King who was imprisoned by the great sage of that generation. Later, he became the great sage under the Little Auspicious Grass King who almost controlled the entire Xumi. Later, this Zhuge Kongming disappeared mysteriously. Now Miss Navelette from Fontaine is here. I guess that Zhuge Kongming must have wandered in Fontaine for a while after disappearing from Xumi..."

"As for Otto... he is even more of a big shot. When the new Ice God ascended the throne, not long after, he swung a greatsword called the Holy Judge of Skyfire at the gods alone. Although he was defeated by the Ice God later, he was appreciated by the Ice God and included in the Fatui to become the unknown Fatui's Zeroth Seat - Wu Fu. It is rumored that the Ice God included Otto in the Zeroth Seat of the Fatui because he appreciated Otto and wanted to borrow Otto's bloodline..."

The more Yingmei talked about Jiayu, the more she felt sweating.

Well, what Jiayu did under the pseudonym was directly exposed...

This kind of thing would not feel good to anyone...

Especially these vests, all of which had to be abandoned because of bad peach blossoms...

"Now……"

Ying looked at Jiayu and smiled meaningfully.

"Garfield, please explain to me carefully. With so many identities and the bad luck in love brought by these identities, what exactly do you want to do?"

“Tsk tsk tsk… I didn’t expect this guy’s vest to be so powerful…”

Gui Zhong was grabbing a handful of melon seeds over there, and was quite surprised when he heard that Jiayu's many aliases were exposed.

"Hehe... this guy didn't reveal all of his identities..."

Wendy next to him said quietly.

"This guy can be said to have a different alias for each region. Of course, in Liyue, he is 'Pingtian Poxie Zhenjun', Inazuma is Xiao Huohuo, Xumi is Zhuge Kongming, and Fontaine may use Zhuge Kongming in the early stage, but I don't know what he uses in the later stage... And Nata uses the identity of Garfield, and in Zhidong, it's Otto."

"But Mondstadt was overlooked. Over 500 years ago, a character appeared in Mondstadt. That guy called himself the Fool and possessed a mysterious skill. Judging from his general ability, he seemed to be able to foresee the future..."

"Later, I heard that a powerful prophet took him away and made him his husband. Later, I heard that he ran away for some reason..."

Gui Zhong and others who were eating melon seeds: There is more!

"This kid has gotten into so many bad relationships recently..."

Zhongli looked speechlessly at Jiayu who was being scolded over there.

This guy deserves to be scolded.

Then, the people who were eating melon seeds watched Alice take out a durian from somewhere, break it open and throw the shell on the ground.

"Wow~ Are you going to make Jiayu kneel on a durian?"

Gui Zhong became interested when he saw Jia Yu slowly kneeling on the durian shell and accepting a lecture in the sight of the three wives.

Eating a lot of melons is a beautiful thing~

Jiayu looked at the durian shell that Alice peeled and threw on the ground, and she very consciously took the durian shell under her knees and knelt down.

Well, Jiayu was very careful and used her magical power to add a layer of protection on her knees. With the cover of her pants, she would not be discovered...

"Haha...are you trying to be clever? Kneel down firmly and hold on, or I can overdraw some time tonight and spend seven days and seven nights with you..."

As a great magician, Alice also obviously noticed that there was something wrong with Jiayu's situation, so she looked at Jiayu with a cold face and said.

"Uh……"

Jiayu was stunned for a moment and finally removed the magical power protection on her knees.

Well, although Jiayu has cultivated immortality to a certain level and has strong combat power and extra physical enhancement, but for some reason, those words on the durian skin seem to have been added with some defense-breaking magic.

Anyway, it hurts to kneel down...

Looking at Jiayu grimacing in pain because of the durian thorns.

Alice, Kurumi, and Ying looked at each other and laughed out loud.

"Alright, alright, stop kneeling here. You look like we are torturing you..."

Alice reached out and pulled Jiayu up from the ground and brushed the dust off Jiayu's knees.

"It would be best if you don't leave the Hall of Rebirth during this period. When you were traveling around more than 500 years ago, you probably didn't reveal your real name, right?"

In response to Alice's question, Jiayu shook her head with certainty.

"No, I am very sure of this. Although I don't know how Navelette found out, I think I must have kept the vests in other countries very secret. Although the little auspicious grass king in Xumi can connect to the world tree, since I am also an adventer, there will be no trace of me left on the world tree..."

Alice nodded when she heard that.

"Well, let's see what's going on and then we'll talk about it. You can stay here for the time being, but today seems to be my time to come..."

Alice suddenly changed her attitude and grabbed Jiayu by the collar.

Alice

"Kumuro, can you please borrow your room and this little fat cat's room to do something?"

Alice asked, looking at Kurumi with a smile.

"Oh, sure, sure..."

Walnut was still a little confused at first, but when she saw Alice's eyes, she suddenly understood something.

Anyway, the agreement was given quite quickly.

"Well, I will leave on time at midnight tonight. Then it will be your turn, Kurumi~"

After saying this, Alice took Jiayu into the Hall of Rebirth, completely ignoring Gui Zhong and others who were eating melon seeds over there.

"She ignored us?"

Wendy said while eating melon seeds and looking at Alice who didn't even glance at them.

"I guess so, but I think we two can also imitate them~"

Ruota smiled and put his hands on Wendy's slender waist.

Wendy: I’m sweating profusely…