Genshin Impact: I'm Not a Bad Cat

"Hehehe... just bark, little fox..."

Alice was holding Yae Kamiko, who was forced back into little fox mode by her magic, with an expression on her face as if she was kidnapping a little fox... Anyway, she didn't look like a good person no matter how you looked at her.

"Little fox, let me tell you, even if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you..."

As Alice was talking, others started to play with Yaejinko...

“Help, help… Kitsunayagiya! Raiden! Raiden Shin! Please quickly save Lord Yae-miyaji who is being held hostage by the abominable blonde female devil!”

not far away……

"Slurp... Sister, are we really not going to save the Son of God? She doesn't look right..."

Lei Dianying, with a lollipop in his mouth, just looked at Yae Shinko who was being stroked by Alice.

"Emm... I think I can wait for a while..."

Lei Dian, who was eating the tri-color dumplings, thought about it and said.

"You should still remember what the Son of God said to you every day, right? Just think of it as a small lesson for the Son of God..."

Since her elder sister had already spoken, Raiden Shin nodded and just looked at Yae Shinko who was being stroked by Alice.

"Sniff... This fox smells so good... I've heard that foxes have body odor before, but I didn't expect it to smell so good..."

Alice looked at the pink-haired fox that had been struggling there and suddenly stopped struggling. It turned its head and looked at her angrily.

"Hoo-hoo-hoo! (How dare you say that the great Yae-miyaji has body odor?! How disrespectful! Wait! I will capture you and imprison you in my Narukami Taisha Shrine, and punish you cruelly every day!)"

Just when Alice was almost done petting the fox, a voice came from the side.

"My friend, since you have already had enough of our Son of God, please return the Son of God to us..."

Alice turned her head and looked when she heard that.

"Wow~"

Alice was also shocked when she saw Ying and Zhen's extremely huge capital.

"Um... Sisters, what do you usually eat? Why is your capital so inflated?! Can you share it with me? I have a capital that almost no friends need your method..."

After a moment of silence, Alice threw the pink fox in her hand away, walked briskly to Ying and Zhen's side, with stars in her eyes, and just looked at the two of them...

"Uh... um... eat more papaya?"

After being silent for a while, I finally uttered these words.

More than 500 years ago, someone asked them why they had such a strong capital? And also asked them if they ate a lot of papaya?

Well, then something called papaya started to become popular in Inazuma...

The effect is pretty good...

Ok……

"Eat more papaya? Will this stuff help?"

Alice asked curiously.

There is almost no papaya in Mondstadt. I have only heard of it, but Alice has never seen it before...

Because of the thunderstorms surrounding the entire Inazuma area, the transportation of papayas became a problem. Papaya is a plant fruit and is easily perishable, so transportation is a problem. This also means that other countries can only hear the name of papaya but rarely get to taste it.

"Well, papaya is really useful..."

Ying nodded and said.

"If it wasn't for Xiao Huohuo telling us about the effects of papaya, we wouldn't have known that papaya actually has this effect..."

"If that guy wasn't hiding among the Inazuma, I wouldn't have used a thunderstorm to prevent him from escaping along this road..."

"Really? Why can't that guy accept the four of us?! I'm speechless. Isn't it just a fox that he raised himself?"

Ying's words instantly attracted Alice's endless curiosity.

Oh no... Xiao Huohuo?! Isn't this the vest that Jiayu used when he was wandering around Inazuma five hundred years ago...

There is a story...

Alice's eyes rolled around, and then she asked Ying in confusion.

"Um...sister, who is this Xiao Huohuo you are talking about? I'm a little curious, can you satisfy my curiosity?"

After nodding in response to Alice's gaze, Ying was about to say something, but was covered over the mouth by Zhen next to him.

"Ying... why are you telling everything to everyone?! This is our private matter..."

"Oh……"

When Lei Dian really let go of his hand, Hou Ying said somewhat aggrievedly.

"But that unfaithful man has been hiding for more than five hundred years. During these five hundred years, we have been trying every possible way to find him, but he hid very well. I even suspect that he has escaped from the thunderstorm I set up and I don't know where he went..."

Alice: You guessed it right... Xiao Huohuo had already escaped from this thunderstorm five hundred years ago, and it is even said that he ran to Xumi and started a love affair with the god of Xumi...

Of course, Alice would not tell anyone about Jiayu.

after all……

There is not enough time for the four of us, Hu Tao, Ying, and Qi Qi, what will happen if we add a few more people...

but……

Looking at Ying and Zhen's extremely strong capital, Alice was also a little unhappy...

Men all like women with strong capital...

Ha ha……

Wait a minute... something doesn't seem right... I heard that Hu Tao's ancestors were born with flat bodies...

If you want to say that...

Could it be that Jiayu ran away from them because she liked tablets?

Emmm...Alice couldn't help but think of Qiqi and Walnut...

Well, this is very possible...

And myself...

Alice couldn't help but look down.

Well, I can barely see half a foot...

Even Ying...

It seems to be about the same.

Compare the real and the shadow...

Well, there is really no harm without comparison...

And at the same time...

"So, Yae-chan, don't hang out like this next time, okay?"

Kitsuzaigong squatted beside Yaejinko, whose head was nailed to the ground by Alice's whole fox. He flicked Yaejinko's tail and said...

"Mmmmm... (Konzaimiya, please save me now. I want to fight that blonde female devil for three hundred rounds!)"