As you wish, start from the Siheyuan

"You idiot, why are you everywhere? Take care of yourself first, you old bachelor, who do you think you are?"

When it comes to sharp tongues, Sha Zhu is number one, and Xu Damao is the next best. The two have been fighting since they were young, and neither of them would give in to the other.

Today Xu Damao originally wanted to dump the medicine residue secretly. He heard the old doctor say that they should dump the residue on the road early so that thousands of people would step on it to get rid of the bad luck. I scared him so much that he even threw it at his own doorstep.

What's the use now? Who can take responsibility for not being able to have children?

What’s more, if others see him, everyone will know that there is something wrong with Xu Damao. How will he face people in the future?

Xu Damao thought to himself, I've been very upset, so what's wrong with getting angry?

You are such a fool, you keep meddling in other people’s business. I will scold you to death.

"You must have taken the wrong medicine today, Shamao. Who are you calling an old bachelor? If I don't teach you a lesson, you'll be in big trouble!" He Yuzhu rolled up his sleeves and went to attack Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was also very angry and refused to run away today. After being hit and staggering a few times, he couldn't run away even if he wanted to. He was blocked in the corner by He Yuzhu and kicked in a weak spot. He fell to the ground and couldn't get up.

When He Yuzhu saw the person fall down, he didn't care anymore. He said a few harsh words and went to the deaf old lady's house.

"Silly Zhu, ouch...! Just wait, I will make sure you are in trouble." Xu Damao stood there with tears in his eyes, swearing bitterly.

"Ding... Random tasks detected, 1. Help Xu Damao to take revenge and make Sha Zhu embarrassed, willpower value 100.

2. No matter what, just go up and step on it, and the reward points for your wish power will be doubled.

3. Help Xu Damao up, send him home, and comfort him. The wish value is 5.

4. To help Xu Damao take revenge, the host will compensate Xu Damao for the loss of the clay pot by 1 yuan and apologize. The wish value is 50.

"Master System, how far can you go?"

"As long as the host is thick-skinned enough and has strong enough abilities, the system will not restrict the host's performance."

"Haha...! I knew it, the system is the best. My admiration for you is like a surging river...!"

I looked at Xu Damao who was wailing on the ground, and walked over silently. Under Xu Damao's hopeful gaze, I was not moved at all and kept walking over, as if Xu Damao did not exist on the ground at all.

After I stepped over Xu Damao (actually I still hesitated, wondering whether to step on his head or his butt), Xu Damao screamed even more miserably, which was so heartbreaking (it smelled like Chinese medicine) and made anyone who heard it cry.

Anyway, I couldn't listen any more (it was too noisy), so I quickly turned around and said, "Oh! Isn't this Xu Damao? I thought I was dreaming. I have a serious sleepwalking problem. I can't even tell whether I'm asleep or awake."

As I said this, I bent down and helped Xu Damao up. "Brother Damao, come on, please get up quickly. Sister Xiao'e has also come out. I will help Brother Damao in. He just fell down."

Under Lou Xiao'e's suspicious gaze, You Qi seemed to hear someone say something like "Please get up quickly", what the hell?

I helped Xu Damao to his bed, then I said with a guilty look on my face, "Brother Damao, please forgive me for being so presumptuous today. I apologize and I will pay you, but I was just too excited to see you, Brother Damao!

You know, I just came to our hospital yesterday. Although some people think that Damao has many shortcomings, I don't believe it! I think that real masters are often criticized. Damao is the only one in the hospital who can show movies. They must be jealous. Even if Damao really has some minor flaws, they are not particular about details, and God is jealous of talents!"

My brazen words instantly startled Xu Damao. He didn't care about the pain in his body, jumped off the bed, and grabbed me with both hands, "My dear brother, I overreacted. I don't blame you. Yes, they are jealous of me. You have noticed it, too, haha."

"Brother Damao, this is 1 yuan, should it be enough? You must accept it, this is not money, this is a token of my appreciation."

I quickly pulled my hand out, rubbed it in my pocket until it was numb, then took out a dollar and handed it to Xu Damao, "Brother Damao, your palms are sweating, and you have some weakness. I'll ask someone to find some western medicine in a few days, which will definitely help you regain your vigor."

Xu Damao was surprised and happy when he heard this, his eyes were slightly evasive and lonely.

"Brother Damao, it's nothing, it's just a man's thing, don't be embarrassed, I heard that many foreigners have this disease, and they all go to see doctors normally, some of them are treated by female doctors, and many of them are cured, really, I'm not trying to comfort you."

Xu Damao looked at me with eyes wide open in surprise, "Really? Little brother, as long as you can help me cure my illness, you will be Damao's benefactor in the future. I heard that foreigners are very powerful, aren't they?"

"Haha, Brother Damao, that's the effect of their treatment. I'll help you, don't worry, Brother Damao, by that time, Brother Damao... Oops! Sister-in-law blushed, you know." As I said that, I bumped into Xu Damao's shoulder, and then I deliberately lowered my voice, but the room was not big, so I guess everyone could hear it.

"Hehe...! Good brother." The two of us were like brothers who had been separated for many years, whispering and laughing.

"By the way, Brother Damao, Sister Xiao'e, wasn't Brother Damao here yesterday? I treated the old man in the courtyard to a meal, and Shazhu was the one who served the spoon, so we ate together. I'm really sorry, can I treat him another time when Brother Damao is free?"

I apologized to Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe with a smile.

"Why change the day? Just today. I just brought back two chickens and some vegetables this morning. We'll have them at my house tonight. Your sister-in-law's cooking skills are no worse than that idiot Zhu." Xu Damao glanced at Lou Xiao'e proudly.

"Really? Then I'm in for a treat today. Yesterday, I thought I had tasted a rare delicacy. I also thought that the descendants of Tan's cuisine were amazing!" I remembered that Lou Xiao'e and He Yuzhu were both related to Tan's cuisine.

"How can he be so stupid? Ask him if he has seen bird's nest, shark fin, abalone, or sea cucumber? He even claims to be the descendant of the Tan family. Bah! Wait till night! Your sister Xiao'e is the authentic descendant of Tan family cuisine. My mother-in-law's surname is Tan."

Xu Damao was filled with an inexplicable arrogance, and Lou Xiao'e, who was watching from the side, felt a little embarrassed.