My girlfriend threw me into a zombie tide in the end times, and I was reborn

Closer to home!

He began to release his martial soul, and then nine soul rings rose up, and the ninth golden ten thousand year soul ring flickered.

Ninth soul skill: funny, eighteen tricks!

The palm that was deep inside the mutant bulldog's throat suddenly tightened.

next moment,

The soul power moves,

It began to perform primitive single-cylinder piston mechanical movement rapidly.

"Hmm? Ugh!!"

The mutant bulldog, who was gritting his teeth and trying madly to bite off Xiao Tong's arm, suddenly widened his eyes.

The hand that was playing tricks in his mouth made him subconsciously open his mouth.

Then he retched out!

Why do I dry heave?

why?

Don't ask why,

The question is just a reference to Wang Zicong eating bread.

The mutant bulldog retched instantly.

He spat out Xiao Tong's arm,

Xiao Tong raised his right hand directly, lightning flashed,

Then he slapped the mutant bulldog hard on the face, knocking it to the ground.

Senseless!

I am confused.

The mutant bulldog fell to the ground, covering the place where it was hit with its paws. Its face had been burned by the thunder.

Its eyes were full of disbelief, as if it still couldn't accept this fact.

This slap from Xiao Tong was hard for a cultured person to accept.

This makes it difficult for it to accurately analyze the movement of celestial bodies.

If it was a head-on confrontation with Xiao Tong, a battle of both superiority and life and death, then according to the records of the peerless skills in the Compendium of Materia Medica that were presented to Pu Du, the head of the 81 sects of the five sects and thirteen schools,

As the ancients said, if you don't listen to the ancients, you will hear birds singing everywhere. Take this scrapped car next to me for example.

Because her skin color has been affected by the cold currents of northern Siberia for a long time, she will evolve into a more advanced primate mammal.

In other words, the secret of winning the game does not lie in whether you follow the guidance of the immortal or hit the first cannon, nor does it matter whether Wang Tiechui can win the game on the iron line, but whether the crow can overturn the table at the critical moment. So, can Yang Yuhuan pay the betrothal gift in installments?

"Hey, where were you talking about?"

The mutant bulldog scratched its head, then looked at Xiao Tong angrily.

In conclusion, your big mouth is very rude to a cultural dog. How can you set up a no-fly zone for a cultural dog on the road of exploring science?

Do you know how much psychological trauma a big bitch can cause to a cultural dog?

The mutant bulldog looked at Xiao Tong with resentment.

Xiao Tong was completely confused.

After he slapped the bulldog to the ground, the mutant bulldog just lay on the ground, with its legs raised in a seductive posture. Its eyes were often filled with philosophical thoughts, and sometimes it looked at him with resentment.

It's as if he's discussing the most serious scientific issues while expressing his resentment.

He shook his head.

The thunder in Xiao Tong's hand condensed again, and he threw out two balls of thunder directly.

"Wang!"

Damn, here we go again!

I haven't gotten out of your big shadow yet, and you want to attack me again?

The mutant bulldog was angry, and it sped up again.

Then he rushed towards Xiao Tong,

This time, it didn't bite the delicious butt, nor the thick arms.

It lowered its head.

The fierce look made Xiao Tong feel cold.

"Ouch!"

The mutant bulldog opened its mouth wide, revealing its ferocious teeth.

"Roar!"

Xiao Tong roared, looking at the mutant pit bull's perverted eyes, he had decided to end the battle quickly.

This dog is such a jerk.

And I don't know why,

He felt that this dog was too smart, too smart. If he kept such a dog full of advanced intelligence, future mutant beasts would pose a greater threat to zombies.

Threat,

Always dies in bed, on the sofa or in the stairwell.

He roared, and a level 2 zombie next to him immediately threw the Mo Dao in his hand towards Xiao Tongyi.

Xiao Tong took two steps back, jumped lightly, and accurately caught the Mo Dao in his hand.

Clang!

The Mo Dao was drawn out, emitting a loud and long sword chant.

At the same time, a cold breath slowly spread out.

These days, Xiao Tong and his men swept the entire school, and thousands of zombies died under this sword.

In ancient times, killing a hundred people was called a hundred-man beheading, killing a thousand people was called a thousand-man slaughter, and killing ten thousand people was called a hero.

Although Xiao Tong killed zombies, they were also a kind of life.

The Mo Dao that had killed thousands of zombies was filled with a sharp and cold murderous aura as soon as it was drawn out. A unique breath that was stained with thousands of lives enveloped the Bulldog.

The mutant bulldog opened his eyes wide.

Looking at the Mo Dao in Xiao Tong's hand,

It seemed to have seen itself falling under this long and big sword, and then Xiao Tong set up a fire and started to make dog meat hotpot.

no,

I can't die like this. It would be such a shame if I couldn't even eat such delicious dog meat hotpot.

I can't accept my fate, I can't surrender,

I am a cultural dog who has eaten shit from all over the world.

My dog ​​life is still long.

My dozen little Mugous are still crying for petting.

Without it, their empty existence will be filled with other things.

This is intolerable, but the dog is not.

This dog will never give in. How can this dog accept his fate until the last moment?

My fate is in my own hands, not in the hands of God.

Standing at the top of the sky, I am the proudest person in the world. As long as I am there, there is the sky.

The mutant bulldog was almost moved to tears.

"Ow!"

It roared fiercely, its front legs suddenly bent, and its entire body sank downward, touching the ground like a mountain.

It lowered its head and faced Xiao Tong with its hardest head.

Rushing towards Xiao Tong with an attitude of never returning,

This time,

If you don't succeed, you will become benevolent.

then,

The mutant bulldog knelt down.

It knelt on the ground and slid directly in front of Xiao Tong, scratching Xiao Tong's thighs with its two paws and its eyes were full of tears.

"Awoo woof!"

It howled, and at the same time a voice sounded in Xiao Tong's head.

"Master, oh master, I have been looking forward to seeing you for so long!"

"You are my sky, you are my god, my master. I named myself Roaring Sky Dog, and you are the heroic Erlang Shen.

The top of the sky is proud of the world, as long as my master is there, there is the sky......."

The mutant bulldog held Xiao Tong's thighs with its front paws, howling and licking Xiao Tong's face and neck with its tongue.

Xiao Tong listened to the voice in his head.

He was confused.

He looked down at the mutant bulldog that was hugging his thigh and shaking.

His face darkened again.

The mutant pit bull was slapped away.

He looked down.

Xiao Tong's face turned even darker.

Nima.

"Fuck you! You're a bulldog, not Tai Ritian."

Xiao Tong stepped forward and did another big competition.

"I told you to hold my legs," Ichibidou sent the bulldog flying and he hit the bulldog's Jill hard.