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"Hahaha! Paper is finally made. Oh my god, that's great. I've been holding it in all day and haven't even gone to the toilet yet!

It’s ok now, I better go to the toilet! Hahaha! I really miss it! "

Han Xing, holding a paper in his hand, rushed to the toilet while laughing wildly.

Not long after, another voice came from the toilet:

"Hahaha! Comfortable! It's so comfortable! Yes, that's the smell! Hahaha!

The embarrassing situation of using bamboo sticks and leaves to go to the toilet will be gone forever. Hahahaha!"

How much does Han Xing miss this toilet paper!

If this kind of toilet paper can no longer be produced, it will probably become his obsession.

Since the Daxia tribe had paper, Han Xing began his creative career.

His creations were the result of copying out all the textbooks he had read from kindergarten to his doctoral studies in college.

These are all serious learning materials.

He also planned that when he had time, he would write down all the knowledge he had learned from the various books he had come into contact with in his previous life.

All this requires him to quickly manufacture pencils, ballpoint pens or fountain pens!

Otherwise, the speed would be too slow. He couldn't even write well with a brush, so when he copied from memory, he would be as slow as a turtle.

Therefore, since he invented paper, he began to study how to make fountain pens, various inks, ballpoint pens and pencils.

Sure enough, the first things he researched were fountain pens and various red and blue inks. After all, these were relatively simple to manufacture.

If all else fails, you can use a thicker bird feather instead of a pen!

As long as the red and blue inks are made well, they can be used for writing, right?

At this point, in the eyes of Korean stars, nothing is more important than cultural heritage.

Because culture represents civilization, and civilization will advance. He also wants to be able to pick up his mobile phone and watch videos again during his lifetime!

In order to achieve this extremely difficult goal, he had to do something.

So, here in the Violent Bear Area, he got enough paper and various inks.

He then boarded his golden eagle, Dapeng, and returned to the headquarters of the Daxia tribe.

He planned to practice meditation here, memorize and create various textbooks he needed.

Unfortunately, after only a few days of dictation and creation, he had to leave.

Because he needed to make some learning tools such as compasses, triangles, rulers, etc.

Otherwise, he would not be able to create and memorize in the fields of mathematics, chemistry, physics, etc.

After all, having a variety of learning tools is also a very important part of learning.

It turns out that cheating is so difficult!

On this day, Han Xing was directing the workers to help him make compasses!

At about ten o'clock in the morning, a young man from the tribe rushed in anxiously.

"How dare you! Don't you know that the Lord Messenger of God is here? How dare you barge in?"

“I’m sorry, Brother Guard, I’m Chu Yunfei from the reception desk.

I have something very urgent to report to the Lord."

"Oh?! Then come in!

However, the Lord of God is very busy now, you have to wait here for a while before you can see him. "

"But, Brother Guard, I really..."

"Okay! The sky won't fall. The envoy of God said: Even if there is a big problem, don't disturb him."

"Well, then I will stay here and wait for the audience with the Lord of God."

An hour later, Han Xing felt a slap on his face.

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"Master Divine Envoy, I am Chu Yunfei, a subordinate of Master Chu Zuo at the reception desk."

"Oh!? What's the matter? Can't even your Lord Chu Zuo handle it?

Forget it, go on!"

"Yes, Lord God.

Today at our reception desk, a lady came who claimed to be from the Peacock area.

She claimed to be a witch and said: I have something important to report to the messenger of God.

Later, after Lord Chu Zuo met this woman, he confirmed that this lady was: the witch of the Holy Bird Tribe in the Peacock Region.

Unfortunately, this witch always said: I need to see your envoy of God. I have something important to report to him. It is about Miss Xiaofeng.

As for the rest, no matter how Lord Chu Zuo asked her, she wouldn't tell him. Lord Chu Zuo could only...

Hey! Lord God, I haven't finished talking yet! Why are you in such a hurry to leave?

Hey! Lord God, can you wait for me?

[Where did this weirdo come from? Why is he whining like an old woman?

I'm so anxious! This weird receptionist is still talking too much...】

Han Xing was running very fast. At this moment, he was really anxious.

In less than ten minutes, he saw the witch, and before he could catch his breath, he asked hurriedly:

"My Lady Witch, how is my little sister Xiaofeng? Did something happen to her?"

“Greetings, Master God’s Messenger.

Lord God's Messenger, please don't worry, your sister Xiaofeng is fine now.

But if it's a few days later, it won't be clear."

"Nothing happened, nothing happened.

By the way, Master Witch, what is going on here? Please explain it to me clearly. "

"The thing is, ...

Oh, Lord God's Messenger, could it be..."

After the witch finished speaking, she glanced at the guards around her!

"Okay, you guys go down.

Remember, close the door, and stay outside to guard it. No one is allowed to come in."

"Yes, Lord God's Messenger."

……

"Okay, Master Witch, now you can speak, right?"

"Hehehe! Lord God's Messenger, I'm here to inform on you. Will you give me any reward?

For example: That magical medicine..."

"Sure! If your information is really that important, I will definitely give it to you."

"Well, Lord God's Messenger, you are God's messenger, I believe in you.

The news I bring is: your sister Xiaofeng may get married in two days."

"What? This is impossible?"

Han Xing was startled and stood up.

"My Lord, I definitely did not lie to you about this matter.

I have already met the man who is going to marry Miss Xiaofeng.

The man's name is Sai! He is the youngest son of the clan leader's cousin. He has been secretly taken to our Holy Bird Tribe. Is this true?"

"But, your clan leader knows that I like Sister Xiaofeng. How could she do that?"

"Haha! Our clan leader is good in every way, except for his position as clan leader, which he takes very seriously.

She would do anything to ensure that the position of clan leader can be passed down smoothly."

Han Xing pondered for a while, then asked cautiously and nervously:

"Then does Sister Xiaofeng know about this matter?"

“My Lord God’s Messenger, based on my careful observation, she should not know.

Because, during these days, she is still as happy as before.

I know you two love each other very much, and if she knew about this, she would definitely not be happy. "

"My Lord Witch, what you said makes sense."

As soon as Han Xing heard this, he relaxed.

At this moment, a mechanical voice came into his mind again:

[Hahaha! Host, what a great opportunity! You can get angry for your beloved, this is a reputation that will be passed down through the ages! Hehehe! Hahahaha! …]

“……” Han Xing was speechless.

Next, Han Xing sat on the chair and pondered for a long time. Then he raised his head and looked at the uneasy witch, and said word by word:

"Your Lan clan leader is really unreasonable, he deserves death!"