War garbage collection system

Miss Liu Xingxia: Sir, have you killed a criminal? You are so fast! ...

Maid Dongmei: Master, they acted so realistically! It seems that I still need to work harder...

Another maid: What a pity! If such a majestic masked man is left to...

"Master, am I good at acting?"

"Yes, your performance just now was very good, I am very satisfied.

Well, you better go back to the slave owner's manor space! I don't want to be exposed."

"Yes, Master."

So, just like that, three "ah" sounds were heard from far away from different directions.

The plot of the hero saving the beauty ends here.

Next, it is the plot of the relationship between Han Xing and Liu Xingxia.

"Sir, thank you for saving my life.

I don't know your name, could you tell me? When I get back, I'll tell my father and ask him to reward you well."

Damn, this has become a lady from a wealthy family.

"Hahaha, Miss, you're welcome, it's just a piece of cake.

By the way, my last name is Han, and my given name is Xing. You can just call me Mr. Han or Brother Xing, what about you? "

"Mr. Han, my daughter's surname is Liu and her given name is Xingxia. Like you, there is a "Xing" in her name.

Hehehe! Mr. Han, are you two destined to be together? "

"What a nice name! Your young lady has a beautiful name and she is even more beautiful!"

The maid Dongmei saw the young lady blushing and quickly changed the subject:

"Master Han, do you live nearby? Otherwise, why would you practice martial arts in this small valley?"

"Yes, if you have time in the future, you can come to my house to play."

"By the way, Mr. Han, what kind of martial arts do you practice? How can you fly around? And you can also break big rocks."

"Hahaha! Flying around is light skill, while smashing rocks is hard skill.

If you want to learn it, you need to practice internal skills first."

"Light Kung Fu? Hard Kung Fu? Internal Kung Fu?"

"Yes, Miss Liu, you are so beautiful!"

"Hey! Mr. Han, don't you know not to look at what is inappropriate? You keep staring at my lady like this, and my lady is embarrassed."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was reckless, but I like to tell the truth, your lady is really..."

"Ah! By the way, Master Han, are your martial arts easy to practice? Can you see if we can practice them? If so, how long will it take?"

“Well, if Miss Liu wants to learn, I will definitely do my best to teach you.

This martial art is not difficult to learn. As long as Miss Liu learns the internal skills first, then...”

What followed was a series of martial arts terms, which made the three women frown.

Han Xing: Fortunately, fortunately I liked to read novels in my previous life, so I know some of the Nine Yang Magic Skills, Nine Yin Magic Skills, 18 Dragon Subduing Palms, Qiankun Da Neng, and Dog Beating Stick Techniques...

"Well, Master Han, just tell us, if we learn this, can we be as powerful as you? Be able to fly around!"

What a good traitor! No, a good matchmaker!

"That's for sure! As long as you are willing to learn, you will definitely become powerful! I can guarantee that."

Liar! Big liar!

What a shameless person!

Damn, you are kidding me! You are using all kinds of shady tricks to get close to Miss Liu!

However, one of the 36 strategies: creating something out of nothing, has also been mastered by you.

"Miss, how about we come and learn this martial arts from Mr. Han tomorrow, okay?"

This is an appointment with Miss Liu.

Miss Liu, with a flushed face, looked at her maid Dongmei, then at Han Xing, lowered her head embarrassedly, then nodded, indicating her agreement.

Damn, she changed her mind so quickly! Just like those widows who remarried after their husbands died.

It seems that what a famous woman once said was right: the way to a woman's heart is the vagina!

It's nonsense to say how much a girl who has never had sex loves someone.

When faced with a dead body, she said: We three weak women can’t move it! Please help me, sir…

Seeing people being killed during the day, unable to sleep and having nightmares at night, at this time, women generally need to seek a sense of security.

So, the next day, the three women found Han Xing. They wanted to learn martial arts, they wanted to protect themselves, and they needed a sense of security!

From that day on, Liu Xingxia constantly switched between hunter and prey.

In a word, she needs a sense of security!

She wanted to learn those exquisite kung fu, she wanted to protect herself, she wanted to protect her family.

She used her beauty to learn real kung fu. She was shy! She blushed! She gritted her teeth! She grinned! She smiled charmingly! …

"Mr. Han, please be careful. Where are you touching?"

"I'm sorry, Miss Liu, this is necessary. Otherwise, you won't know these acupuncture points. If you practice this internal energy incorrectly, it can be fatal.

Miss Liu, please be more serious. Look, this is your temple, and this is..."

OK! I have to be touched again, no, I have to be taken advantage of again.

At this time, Liu Xingxia with a red face is the prey, and Han Xing with a serious face is the hunter.

"Master Han, you are so amazing! When you broke the big rock just now, how did your internal energy work? Can you tell me?"

"Of course you can. Look carefully. First, move the internal energy from the Dantian, and then pass through..."

OK! At this time, Liu Xingxia became the hunter, and Han Xin was the prey.

On the third day, Han Xin was invited by Miss Liu to her slave owner's manor.

Say to people: This is my martial arts coach!

This is really like inviting a wolf into the house without knowing it!

And on this day, a trap appeared in front of the eldest lady Liu Xingxia.

"Miss, practicing Kung Fu is really tiring! Do you think Mr. Han has any particularly fast and easy methods?"

This is the traitorous maid Dongmei speaking.

"Isn't it possible? Isn't Master Han always saying: Practice! You must persevere? As long as you persist, you will gain something?"

“But, Miss, this is too tiring, I’ve been training for so long and I still can’t beat one person!

If I had known this would happen, I would have married a man with great martial arts skills."

"..."

Well, this was an unintentional remark, but it attracted the attention of someone with ulterior motives.

Sure enough, the eldest lady Liu Xingxia's eyes were shining, which was extremely strange.

"Miss, I'm telling you in secret, if you want to learn real Kung Fu.

I once heard someone say: If you want to learn, sleep with your master.

Miss, how about you make a sacrifice and use your beauty to seduce Mr. Han and ask him if there is any shortcut to practice martial arts? "

“You damn girl, you are really going to die, you dare to say such a thing.

Besides: Why should I seduce you and you don’t? I am still your mistress! "

"Hehehe! Isn't it because I am not as pretty as you, young lady? If I were only 1/10 as pretty as you, young lady, I would dare to go.

If I try to seduce Mr. Han with my current appearance, it might end up doing something worse.

Miss, you have to know: you can’t catch a pervert without sacrificing your child.

Miss, it's just a matter of acting like a spoiled child in front of Mr. Han. It's not that difficult."

"Well, how about I give it a try?"

"Miss, with your beauty, you can definitely do it."

……

"Master Han, Master Han, tell me about this practice! Is there any shortcut?"

Upon hearing this, Han Xin was about to speak but stopped herself.

"This one……"

Seeing this, Liu Xingxia knew something was up, so she quickly grabbed Han Xin's hand and said coquettishly:

"Master Han, I am so tired from practicing martial arts. Look, my hands have become rough. Please have pity on me!"