War garbage collection system

"Ah! Who are you?

Why kidnap me?

I tell you, I really have no money now, and there is no point in kidnapping me.

I am now in a difficult situation, I can’t even protect myself, my money…”

After Song Yunshang was awakened by a basin of cold water, he looked around and immediately started making a big fuss.

"Okay, stop arguing. Who would care about your little tricks? We asked you to come here because we have something very important that we need you to do.

Mad, you think you are...

Come, untie him and bring him here."

Han Xing became a little impatient, scolded him a few words, and asked someone to bring him over.

His own counselors told him the plan.

"what?

Let me pretend to be the current emperor?

This is impossible?

Everyone, this is going to wipe out the entire clan! I am just a small businessman, how can I be worthy of this..."

"Shut up, you already know the plan, and you don't want to do it? Then we can only kill you.

Come on, cut off his limbs first, then chop off his head."

"Yes, Master."

"Ah! No, no, I'll do it, I'll do it, I surrender, I surrender, okay?"

"Damn, you are such a jerk, why didn't you do this earlier?

I ask you, are you really surrendering to me?"

"Really, really, I really mean it."

Han Xing waited for him to finish speaking before slapping a loyalty card into his body.

A minute later, Song Yunshang, no longer timid, stood up and said respectfully to Han Xing:

"Master, for you, even if I die, I will become the fake emperor."

"Very good, let's go!"

As soon as Han Xing finished speaking, he waved his hand and collected everyone around him into the space. Then he flashed and arrived at the capital of the Great Shang Empire.

Han Xing first used his mental power to investigate inside the palace for several days. Knowing yourself and your enemy, you will win every battle!

"How is it? Everyone, have you made a plan?"

"My lord, we have basically completed this plan, but I'm afraid we need the cooperation of young eunuch Wang Lichun."

"How to say?"

"My lord, the only one who can get close to the emperor is the eunuch in charge of the palace.

And the eunuch Wang Lichun is the godson of this eunuch in charge of the palace, so..."

"My lord, we just need to kill this eunuch and help his godson, Eunuch Wang Lichun, take the throne. Then, with his help..."

"Okay, okay, your plan is perfect. I will bring Wang Lichun here tomorrow."

The next night, Han Xing and the others were in a secret room with Wang Lichun.

"Eunuch Wang, can you tell us in detail about what happened around this eunuch?"

"Of course, my Lords, my godfather every morning..."

"What? That eunuch in charge of the palace has a lover? What's her name?"

"What's wrong with that? My godmother...

No, why do you want to know this?

There are many eunuchs and maids like this in the palace! I have one too! Here is…"

A dozen counselors looked at each other and nodded. Then a counselor who was the father-in-law said:

"My Lord, we have decided that it is best to start with this concubine. Only by making her ours can we kill him silently."

"Well, let's discuss it!"

"My Lord, we can ask Eunuch Wang Lichun to bring a gift to this consort..."

The next morning, inside the palace, in a relatively remote room.

"Godmother, look, what did I bring for you and godfather? Ding...ding ding ding."

"Oh my god, so many gold bracelets, gold earrings, gold hairpins, gold hairpins, gold anklets, gold necklaces, this is gold..."

"Godmother, this is a gold identity card. I had someone make it especially for you, hehehe!"

“Come, let me see, my name is written on it!?…

…It’s really beautiful! It’s no wonder my godson chose it.

Godson, your godfather was right about you. You are quite clever. Let me do it for you first...???"

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ... That's right, Palace Lady Fan, this is what the master gave you."

"Master? What do you want me to do?"

"Godmother, the master's order is that from now on, you must obey my orders in the palace."

"Yes, I obey my master's orders."

"Well, now, here is the master's first order. He requires you to..."

In the afternoon, the chief eunuch could finally take a break because the emperor was taking a nap!

"Xiao Lian, why are you here?"

"Chen Lang, I miss you.

Look, I’ve also prepared some wine and food to liven up the party!

Come, let’s have a drink first.”

"Hehehe! Okay, okay, I missed you too."

Next, the two of them started to have fun.

Of course, there was no actual action.

Finally, the chief eunuch was tired and Xiaolian was satisfied, so they lay down on the big bed and fell asleep.

"Chen Lang, are you asleep? Chen Lang!... Husband!... It seems that you are really asleep.

However, the master's incense still needs to be used, so it is better to be careful."

Xiaolian put on her clothes, took out a tube of incense, and blew it towards the nose of the eunuch.

After that, she opened the door and let in two eunuchs carrying ice buckets.

“Come in, you two! Put the ice bucket here, and then go take off all his clothes.

Finally, put him in this ice bucket, wait for ten minutes, and then take him out. "

The two young eunuchs did as Xiaolian instructed. The poor chief eunuch was so cold that his skin shrank, but he just couldn't wake up.

"Okay, time's up, you two can just fish him out and throw him on the bed, you don't have to dry his body.

Oh, you two should use these two fans to fan him vigorously until all the moisture is dried up."

It was not until the eunuch lying on the bed sneezed several times in succession that Xiaolian let him go.

"Well, it seems that he has a cold. You can go back! Remember, don't tell anyone about this."

"Yes, Miss Xiaolian."

“What should I do next?

Just let him cool down like this!

Oh, and the window must be opened, too."

And so, the poor Grand Chamberlain fell ill, was backstabbed by the two people he trusted most, and was late for the first time.

"What's going on? Where is the other person in charge?"

"Your Majesty, the palace guard is ill. He seems to have caught a cold."

"Cold? Is the illness serious? Have the imperial doctors examined it?"

"Your Majesty, it's probably quite serious. The imperial doctors have examined it, and the chief eunuch is afraid of infecting Your Majesty, so he doesn't dare to come to see Your Majesty."

"He's loyal, alright then! Let him have a good rest for a few days!

Then during this period of time, Xiaochun, you will temporarily take over your godfather's place!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, I will serve you till death."

"Well, let's get down!"

Wang Lichun lowered his head and also revealed a strange smile. Of course, the emperor couldn't see it.

What was the eunuch in charge of the palace like at this time?

As soon as he woke up, his whole body ached, his head felt dizzy, and his nose and tears were running.

He groaned in pain:

"What's wrong with me?

I was fine, why did I catch a cold?

Xiaolian, where are you?

Xiaolian, come quickly, I'm thirsty! ..."

"Here I come, here I come, I've asked the imperial physician to come to you, don't worry.

You will be well soon.”

"Master Steward, your cold is quite severe! Let me prescribe some medicine for you first!"

Two days later, at the place where the Grand Chamberlain lived.

"Da Lang, it's time for you to take your medicine!"

Of course, this is a joke, but that’s what I mean. Anyone who understands will understand!

The chief eunuch died. On the surface, it was said that he died of illness, but in fact he was poisoned.

He died in a very miserable way, just because he blocked other people's way forward.

"Your Majesty, the chief eunuch died of his illness."