Pirates: The ship's deputy is the biggest supporter of the Straw Hat Pirates

At this time, Valentine's Day had already flown to a height of 5 meters, and Mr. took out his eye, ear and nose boogers.

【Ten thousand kilograms!!!】

【Eyes, ears, nose, three empty · shotgun !!!】

After saying that, Valentine's Day, which was a hundred meters away from Zoro and the others, quickly sat down. At the same time, Mr. 5 also flicked out dozens of shit balls of different sizes in his hand.

Swah——

"Don't catch me yet, something is flying towards me again!"

Seeing that dozens of shit balls were about to fly over, Usopp quickly shouted a warning to the two of them.

Hearing this, Zoro turned around and grasped the hilt of the knife after a click of the tongue, "Really, can't you let me teach the liar a lesson before beating him?"

"Zoro, leave it to me." Just as Zoro was about to draw his sword to chop those shit balls back again, Luffy stretched out his hand to block Zoro and said.

Seeing this, Zoro smiled slightly, then turned around and grabbed Usopp's nose again, "Then I'll leave it to you."

"It hurts! Why don't you grab somewhere else?" Usopp, whose nose was grabbed, shed tears of "happiness" again.

"Stop talking, liar." As he said this, Zoro pulled Usopp's nose.

"I'm so glad to have friends like you who hate being deceived so much." Usopp couldn't help but complain in his mind.

At this time, the shit balls had already hit Luffy's stomach, but the magical thing was that these balls did not explode.

Instead, they sank into it like jumping into a trampoline. After being stuck there for two or three seconds, the balls actually flew back in the direction they came from.

"Bounce!"

whoosh-

Boom—boom—!

"Damn it, how come Mr. 5, this idiot, bounced back so easily!"

Seeing several balls flying towards him, Mr.3 immediately created a several-meter-high white wax wall.

boom--

The balls exploded instantly after touching Mr3's wall, but because Mr3 created several walls, these exploding balls did not cause any damage to Mr3.

Although no damage was caused, it did consume some of Mr. 3's energy.

Damn it, I can't let this jerk Mr.5 shoot his booger again, otherwise I will be numb before I kill him.

After thinking about it, Mr.3 released the white wax towards Mr.5.

At the same time, Sanji heard a beautiful woman walking in the air.

Coincidentally, he also saw Valentine's Day "falling" and immediately ran towards Valentine's Day.

"There really is a beauty, and she fell from the sky. Is this a gift from God to me?"

After thinking about it, Sanji sped up again.

whoosh-

“Shou… eh!?”

When Valentine was eight meters away from Luffy and the others, Sanji flew over from somewhere else and hugged him.

Sanji was looking down at Valentine in his arms with a loving look on his face: "Beautiful lady, are you the gift from God to me~"

At this moment, the cigarette that Sanji usually held in his mouth was replaced by a rose.

Ta--(sound of landing)

boom--!

Just as Sanji landed with Valentine in his arms, the soil on the ground suddenly cracked apart.

"You must be kidding me... I weigh 10,000 kilograms now!"

The Valentine who was being held in the arms did not care why the other person suddenly appeared and hugged him, but was shocked that the other person could easily hold up his 10,000 kilograms weight.

You know, this weight can easily smash a house!

Haha~

Hearing this, Sanji chuckled at the other party's "joking" look.

"You are such a joker, beautiful lady~"

This beautiful lady smells so good and her thighs are so soft. Sanji, who was hugging the Valentine's Day princess, secretly breathed in the air around him and couldn't help thinking.

"Hey! Let Valentine go!... Huh?!"

thump--

When Mr5 saw Valentine being "caught" in Sanji's arms, he was about to take out his booger to attack Sanji, but the next second he was knocked down by Mr3.

"Hey! Mr.3, what are you doing?"

Mr5, who was controlled on the ground, yelled at Mr3 who walked next to him, as if he didn't understand why he backstabbed his teammate.

Upon hearing this, Mr. 3 immediately sealed Mr. 5's mouth and said, "Shut up! If we let you attack again, we will be blown down by you before the enemy falls!"

Really, his plan was obviously flawless, but even if he miscalculated the opponent's combat effectiveness, the intelligence he provided was still too little. What a useless and unlucky combination.

After thinking about it, Mr.3 looked at the few people who started arguing on the candlesticks again and Sanji who was making hearts with his eyes towards Valentine's Day.

These guys are really weird. They don't take us seriously at all. Aren't they afraid that we will take advantage of the opportunity to attack them? Or are they very confident in their own strength? So confident that they can ignore us.

"Put me down now, you curly-browed man!"

Valentine struggled in Sanji's arms, trying to get out of Sanji's embrace.

"Of course no problem, beautiful lady~" Hearing that, Sanji like a gentleman slowly put Valentine's Day on the ground.

"Listen to me, man with curly eyebrows, I will not stop attacking you just because you praise me!"

"Don't worry~ I won't ask your beautiful self to do or not do anything..." Upon hearing this, Sanji did not get angry at being called curly eyebrows. Instead, he responded gently.

If Zoro heard him say this, he would definitely say "double standard!" in disdain. He gets angry when he asks him to curl his eyebrows, but smiles when a beautiful woman asks him to curl her eyebrows, right?

After responding, Sanji smiled and gave Valentine a gentleman's salute. He looked at Valentine with a smile and introduced himself.

"Beautiful lady...I'm not the man with curly eyebrows...I'm the chef of those three idiots over there. You can just call me Sanji."

As he was speaking, Sanji pointed at the "three idiots" on the candlestick.

——"Hmm!?" x3

"Asshole! Who are you calling an idiot?" x3

When they saw Sanji introducing himself and not forgetting to belittle them, they stopped arguing with each other over whether it was a lie or not at the candlestick.

Luffy and the other two shifted their focus to Sanji, making an expression that said, "We didn't hear what you just said."

"Please wait here for a moment, beautiful lady~" Sanji said to Valentine with a smile, then turned to look at Luffy and the other two on the candlestick.

"Is there something wrong with what I said, you three idiots." At this time, Sanji's face changed from a smiling face to a pouting face.

——"Hey, hey, hey, you're the idiot for chatting so well with the enemy, you perverted cook!"

——"Yi Chen praised me for being very smart, how could you lie to me and say I was stupid!"

——"I don't know how to refute it, but no matter how you look at it, you look more like an idiot!"

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