Pirates: The ship's deputy is the biggest supporter of the Straw Hat Pirates

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Somewhere in the sea

A warship with naval emblems on it was sailing on the sea.

Inside the cabin, Tashigi was admiring the fine product, Huazhou, in her hand, like a nympho admiring her own handsome muscular boyfriend with eight-pack abs.

At this moment, she was lightly stroking the pattern on the handle with her index finger, looking intoxicated by it.

"Tashigi...Tashigi."

At this moment, a voice came from outside the house. Maybe because the voice was not loud, Tashigi acted as if he didn't hear it and was still immersed in the passionate entanglement with his beloved sword.

"Tashigi, hey!!! Can't you hear me calling you! Hey!! Can you hear me!!! You knife idiot!!!"

The people outside seemed to be shouting peacefully because they didn't get a response from Tashigi, and their originally peaceful shouts turned into roars.

bang——

Dadada——(the sound of people going down the stairs)

Hearing this, Dashigi rushed out of the door with a knife in hand, like a cat that had been caught stealing food. She ran out quickly, answering as she ran:

"I heard you. I'll be right there, Colonel Smoker."

After Tashigi arrived on the deck, Smoker asked her to come and listen to the call information intercepted by the black Den Den Mushi.

However, due to the limited information they intercepted, they could only know a few key pieces of information, including the Straw Hat Pirates, Princess Vivi, Mr.0, and the order book. As for the rest of the content, it was as if the Internet was disconnected and they couldn't hear it at all.

As he was thinking about it, Smoker remembered a guy who called himself Mr.11 and was caught on an island two days ago.

After thinking about it, he tried to sound out the other party's attitude again, but it didn't take long for him to find out the answer.

After the test, Smoker and Tashigi analyzed the existing information and decided to go to Alabasta.

"Go, contact the headquarters and ask them for a permanent pointer to Alabasta."

Smoker said to the communications soldier standing nearby.

After the signalman left, Smoker smiled for some reason: "Then let's go visit the desert kingdom - Alabasta, and arrest all the Straw Hat Pirates and put them in jail."

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The next morning, the sun rose slowly, and the bright sunshine shone on the Merry.

Hualala——(sound of waves)

As Luffy pulled up the anchor, the Merry began its journey for the day. (Anchor: A huge iron object used to stop a ship to prevent it from passively sailing to unknown seas while everyone is asleep.)

At this time, everyone on the boat put on down jackets, including Zoro who often did physical exercises with his upper body naked and Luffy who had a different way of thinking. Because this sea area was too cold.

Although Yi Chen has magic to keep warm, he still wears a down jacket because he doesn't want to stand out from the crowd.

"It's an island! Everyone, I see the island."

Luffy, sitting on the bow, looked at the snow-white cliff not far away and spoke loudly to the people behind him.

Hearing this, everyone walked to the side of the ship and looked towards the island that Luffy said they were about to arrive at.

“White, it’s so white, this must be Snow Island… hehehehe.”

Luffy looked at the snow island in front of him with joy, as if he couldn't wait to explore the island.

Seeing Luffy's expectant look, Sanji knew that he was going on an adventure again, and was now wondering whether he should make a bento for him right now.

Usopp, who was standing next to him, was shivering from the cold, and kept muttering, "There are dinosaurs on the hot island, so will there be snow monsters on the snow island?"

Then he grabbed his own neck in a funny way and said, "It's over. My old illness of dying on the island has relapsed, so..."

Upon hearing this, no one reacted and just ignored Usopp as if he was just having a normal tantrum.

However, Abis, who was standing next to Yichen, had some reaction. She pouted and said to him nonchalantly, "Usopp, your Usopp-style jokes are not funny at all."

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"Isn't this funny?"

"No... I'm not laughing at all. It's not as good as the joke Yichenni told me - "You will die if you breathe"

Hearing this, Usopp immediately expressed his dissatisfaction and wanted Abis to tell him the story to see if it was really funnier than his own joke. Besides, breathing can kill you, how can it be a joke?

Seeing that Usopp wanted to listen, Abis didn't beat around the bush and patiently began to tell this joke.

There was a man who loved to lie. One day he lied to someone he shouldn't have lied to, so the deceived person told the liar that he was actually a wizard and told him that he had put a curse on him that he would die if he breathed.

After knowing that he would die if he breathed, the liar stopped breathing and tried his best to hold his breath, just to keep himself alive for one more second. Finally, the liar couldn't hold his breath anymore, so he took a breath, and then he...

"Did he find out that the man who claimed to be a wizard was lying to him?" Usopp interrupted confidently before Abis finished speaking, as if predicting the outcome. However, Abis's next sentence stunned Usopp.

"He...had his neck cut off by a guy who claimed to be a wizard." After saying that, Abis gave Usopp a dark smile and made a gesture of wiping the neck.

Hearing this, Usopp's jaw dropped to the ground in fear, and he couldn't help but complain: "What kind of cold joke is this? It's obviously a very scary thing, and he didn't die because of breathing."

"None of them are funny, okay."

"I didn't say this joke was funny. It's just cold enough. Besides, if someone believes that you will die if you can't breathe, then that liar is a joke." Abis answered nonchalantly.

Hearing this, Usopp was slightly stunned. It turned out that the story was cold and the liar was a joke. Putting them together made it a cold joke, right?

After thinking about it, Usopp couldn't help but look at Yi Chen again. What kind of "cold jokes" did this guy tell Abis?

Another two and a half minutes later, the Merry also arrived at the shore of Snow Island. However, just as the Merry was about to dock, dozens of simple villagers with guns walked out from the rocks on the coast.

"Don't go any further, pirates. You are not welcome here. Leave here immediately."

The burly man in the lead spoke loudly to Luffy and his companions.

As they were speaking, the surrounding villagers raised their guns and aimed at Luffy and his crew.

At the same time, he was telling Yi Chen and the others to get out of the island as soon as possible.

Seeing that the villagers seemed to hate pirates, Luffy just stayed where he was, not knowing how to respond. After all, he would not normally take the initiative to hurt others, even if the other party was hostile to him.

At this moment, Sanji walked to the front, looked at the villagers around him, and slowly blew out a smoke ring, "Don't be nervous, we just came to the island to buy some daily necessities.