After the wealthy family read my mind, all the members went crazy

"Yes, yes, I must, several hundred million, haha, I'm rich, no, who are you, do I know you?"

"Your husband." Huo Jingchuan used his hands and feet to hold down the wriggling maggot.

"Bullshit, I haven't even got the marriage certificate yet, you want to lie to me, no way."

"Bai Jingyan!"

"Hey, how do you know my name?"

"I'm Huo Jingchuan!"

"What are you talking about? I'm still Huo Jingchuan's uncle."

The driver in front was so embarrassed that his face turned purple. His wife was so humorous. He was so lucky to encounter such a funny scene on his first day on the job.

"Li Fu, stop the car and get the rope from the trunk."

"Yes, boss."

[Who the hell dares to kidnap me? Do you know who my husband is? I’ll scare you to death if I tell you. My husband is really awesome.]

Huo Jingchuan's expression at this time was somewhat comforted. Not bad, this guy even knew how to praise her husband.

[My husband is extremely hardworking and works all night long to support our family. He works tirelessly and exhausts all his energy to accumulate initial capital for me...]

Huo Jingchuan wanted to say thank you to her, so he used all the words he had learned throughout his life.

Li Fu returned to the car with a bundle of ropes, "Boss, I got the ropes."

Huo Jingchuan was afraid of hurting her, so he didn't want to tie her wrists and tied her waist directly. However, Bai Jingyan jumped up in the car and didn't stop even after hitting her head with several big bumps.

After finally arriving home, as soon as she opened the car door, she flew out like an arrow, with Huo Jingchuan running after her, holding the rope.

Can't let go, or you'll lose it.

It cannot be pulled too tight, because if it is pulled too tight she will definitely fall to the ground and get hurt, and the family will be able to kill him.

In the middle of the night, Huo Xiaobao was playing the suona in the pavilion. Bai Jingyan seemed to have heard a call and started crying.

The whole family came out. Bai Jingyan broke free from Huo Jingchuan's rope, rushed to the third floor using his hands and feet, and then crawled out with a erhu in his hand.

"Xiaobao, do you know how to chant Erquan?"

"Aunt, I just learned it."

"We play together?"

"Okay." Huo Xiaobao turned to everyone and bowed. "Now let's perform a song of Erquan Yin for everyone. Performers: Bai Jingyan and Huo Xiaobao."

Bai Jingyan also bowed properly and fell to the ground.

Huo Jingchuan immediately held her, and she pushed him away with one hand, "Get out of here, I'm married, don't touch me!"

Huo Jingchuan shook his head. "Look, she knows Xiaobao but not me? Did she do that on purpose?"

"Not necessarily. She may not have forgotten. It's possible that she doesn't remember it at all."

"Sister-in-law, you are heartbroken."

"Humph, Xiaobai's heart is like a durian, with a person standing on each tip. Which tip do you think Jingchuan is on?"

Huo Jingchuan's lips twitched. Could you two please stop gloating over other people's misfortunes?

My stomach hurts from laughing one second and my face hurts from crying the next.

Half an hour later, Huo Jingchuan coaxed and carried the person into the room, and taking a bath was like going to war.

When Bai Jingyan lay down quietly, he realized that he was completely wet.

But as soon as he entered the bathroom, the person on the bed moved, and when Huo Jingchuan came out, there was no one on the bed.

He found someone lying on the curtain wrapped in a bath towel, drooling.

If your heart can't take it anymore, you can have the feast tomorrow.

"Yan'er, what are you doing?"

[Go to sleep, idiot. I am a bat. Don’t you know that? Bats sleep upside down.]

"Come down quickly, dear!"

"No, I'm a bat. I want to sleep hanging."

"Be good, the bats' living conditions have improved. They all have nests. You should go back to your nest and sleep, too."

"Really? You're not lying to me? Liars give birth to sons without buttholes."

Huo Jingchuan threw a pillow directly, then ran over to catch her, "Okay, you landed on your own, you have to go back to your nest if you land on your own."

[Okay, my wings are injured, I'm going back to my nest]

Huo Jingchuan stuffed the person into the bed and turned off the lights.

Ten minutes later, something was crawling around on the bed.

Huo Jingchuan turned on the light again, "Ancestor, what are you doing?"

"I am a maggot, a free maggot, a maggot that yearns for freedom. Please move aside, you are blocking my way to pursue my dream."

Huo Jingchuan had never been so confused in his 30-year life. He took a photo, blurred the image, and posted it on WeChat Moments with the caption, "My wife drank alcohol and turned into a maggot longing for freedom. Should I give her freedom back? But who will give my wife back?"

Feng Yan also posted a circle of friends, with the caption, "In the middle of the night, I was holding my child as a witness for her and a vase."

Owen followed closely, "I've been busy all day. I just got home and found my little sister arguing with the dog at home. She won the argument, but the dog fainted from anger. I'm currently taking my little sister to the pet hospital to save the dog."

Huo Jingchuan laughed twice, put down his phone, and found that the maggots in his house had crawled onto his chest and were looking at him with their big wet eyes.

"What's wrong? What has it become this time?"

"who are you?"

"your husband!"

"What is a husband? Can you eat it?"

"It's edible."

"What does it taste like?"

"Stinky tofu."

"Stinky tofu? I don't like it. I like barbecued, spicy, and sour flavors, hehe."

"Okay, let's go to bed, okay?"

"Okay!" After saying that, she immediately closed her eyes, and lay on Huo Jingchuan, motionless, and began to snore within a minute.

Huo Jingchuan was tortured to the point that he was about to fall asleep when Bai Jingyan suddenly moved, muttering, "This is first gear, second gear, this is third gear, fourth gear, this is neutral, hehe, I've failed at learning, tomorrow I'm going to drive, why is this gear lever not right!"

Huo Jingchuan was tortured by Bai Jingyan so much that he kept his eyes open until dawn.

Bai Jingyan woke up in the morning and was shocked to see Huo Jingchuan. "Husband, what happened to you? Who hit your eyes? Tell me, I'll kill him."

"You!" Huo Jingchuan said weakly.

Bai Jingyan thought about it, was she the one who hit him?

But I have no impression at all?

[Tongzi, what happened to my husband? What did I do last night?]

[Haha, you didn’t do anything. Sometimes you played the suona, and sometimes you played the erhu.

One moment you act like a bat, the next moment you act like a maggot. What's even worse is that, watch the video yourself, what are you holding on to? It almost uprooted you.

Fortunately, Huo Jingchuan loves you. If it were someone else, the fist would have landed on him. Master, please be more careful.]

[Am I... so excessive? ]

[Give you a look, and experience it yourself]

Bai Jingyan lowered his head, his face flushed, and reached out to tear someone's pants.

Huo Jingchuan felt hopeless. This 1.80-meter-tall man was like a bullied young wife. What had he done to her, and yet she didn't let him go?