After the wealthy family read my mind, all the members went crazy

[Master, I don’t think you want to change the color of the marriage certificate]

【why? 】

[You are looking for death. A person who can faint at the sight of a marriage certificate will never get divorced in this life. You are treading on a minefield by mentioning this. It will be very miserable.]

[I see, but this old man is too fragile. I’m afraid he’ll die early.]

[He made a will, all the inheritance is yours, but if he continues to live, he will create more wealth]

The system waited for a long time, but no one answered it.

[Master, what are you doing? ]

[Can't you see? I'm serving my man. Please kneel down. I'm very busy.]

[Haha, a woman who is blinded by money]

[Thank you, this is the highest evaluation for me]

【…】

After Bai Jingyan finished talking to the system, she took out her phone and took a photo, adding the caption, "My comatose husband, the dim lights, and my broken self."

As soon as I clicked publish, there were a series of likes and enthusiastic comments.

Ning Ning: "I don't know who Zhili is, but he does have a sense of fragmentation. You took a good picture from this angle."

Ruoruo: "Sister, did my brother-in-law faint from happiness? How long does this little heart last? If you become a widow, the feeling of being torn apart will be even more real."

Father Ou: "My son-in-law has a very poor tolerance. My golden arowana died and I just fainted once."

My mother: "It's the same thing. The pot calling the kettle black."

Gu Shuyao: "This useless son has made me lose face."

……

There were comments everywhere. Bai Jingyan was enjoying his recovery so much that he didn't even notice when the person on the bed opened his eyes.

Looking at the happy person in front of him, Huo Jingchuan felt depressed. He was afraid that even if he really died, she would still run to the stage and play a song for him.

This heartless person has suffered so much in vain.

"Husband? Husband? Have you been in a coma for too long, causing your brain to freeze and your intelligence to be affected?" Huo Jingchuan was suddenly interrupted while thinking about something.

He didn't answer because he wanted to hear what the guy said next.

As expected, Bai Jingyan frowned slightly, "If that's the case, I'll have to take you with me when I remarry. How are the three of us going to survive then?"

Listen, listen, is this what people say?

Huo Jingchuan stood up, and in a moment, Bai Jingyan was pulled into the bed.

[Hubby, please don't hold on. If something happens, how will I explain it to you?]

"Yan'er, does today count as our wedding night?"

"Calculate."

[I guess so, but I'm afraid your body can't do it. If something goes wrong, I might be the first one to go to the hospital on our wedding night.]

Huo Jingchuan wanted to tell her that he was fine and that he was as strong as an ox now. He was just too excited and not terminally ill.

[It’s over. My husband is not feeling well, but it’s hard to end it. Do you want me to help him?]

Bai Jingyan pushed the person in front of her and said, "Hubby, I'm sleepy and I want to go to bed."

"Well, go to sleep."

What about you? What are you doing instead of sleeping?

Huo Jingchuan was furious. What could he do? It was their wedding night. What could he do?

Bai Jingyan was careless. She didn't use the diagnostic techniques that she was so proud of on Huo Jingchuan at all.

How could this bastard have endless energy, working tirelessly from midnight to dawn?

She was torn between life and death, and almost died.

It was noon and the room on the third floor was as quiet as a chicken.

Gu Shuyao held Huo Xiaoliu and walked back and forth, and Huo Xiaoliu screamed, "We've already reached the door, why don't you go in?"

Gu Shuyao comforted him, "Six, your third brother and his wife had their wedding night yesterday. You, a light bulb, can't go in. I'll take you to find your eldest and second sisters-in-law."

Huo Xiaoliu was making a fuss, but he refused to go down. He wanted to stay with his third sister-in-law, where he could hear a lot of interesting information.

However, Huo Xiaoliu and the others all fell asleep, and the door was never opened.

The two were so shameless that they didn't go downstairs for a week. Bai Jingyan weighed themselves and was surprised to find that they had lost seven pounds and now weighed only 93 pounds.

Everyone suddenly realized how vigorously she had to exercise to speed up fat burning.

Bai Jingyan felt that although he was thick-skinned, he couldn't keep being laughed at by them.

I simply went out to take the exam. Maybe with my good luck, I passed the second and third subjects in one go. At the end of November, I also passed the fourth subject.

Bai Jingyan, extremely excited, ran into the garage, chose a low-key black car, and specifically chose a road that was rarely traveled.

Huo Jingchuan had been in a meeting all day, and his right eye kept twitching. He had tried every method, but it just wouldn't stop.

I was sitting in the office with my eyes closed when my cell phone suddenly rang.

He picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

I used to never answer calls from unfamiliar numbers, but now I don’t miss any of them.

"Hey……"

"Hello, this is... the traffic police brigade... Your wife, Ms. Bai Jingyan, has damaged four street lamps, five guardrails, three trees, a flower bed, and a bus stop."

Huo Jingchuan stood up directly, "Where is she?"

"I'm currently bargaining with the comrades from the Gardening Bureau. You'd better come over."

Huo Jingchuan put down his phone and found that his right eye had stopped twitching. He smiled bitterly, realizing that he was waiting here.

Two hours later, Bai Jingyan walked behind Huo Jingchuan with his head down.

In the living room, everyone in the Huo family was waiting for her, just wanting to come and see the fun.

[Look at your gloating expressions. If you walk by the river often, you will get your feet wet. Be careful not to let me catch you.]

[How do I know that a bus stop costs more than 2000 yuan, and a tree costs 200 yuan. Where are they imported from? The guardrail is yuan each, and a few street lights cost yuan. A flower bed costs tens of thousands of yuan just to hit a corner. But my car is scrapped. Isn’t that million the cheapest?]

Everyone snorted, thinking how difficult it would be for others to repair it, but you broke it in just one minute.

"Bai Jingyan!"

"To!"

"Oral examination, 2000 words."

[Fuck you, 2000 words, just kill me, I only have ten words, no more]

"Bai Jingyan, do you know how dangerous your behavior is? If you break something, you can pay for it, but what if you hit someone? What if you hurt yourself?"

"I was wrong. I realize I was wrong. Next time I will find a wild place to drive."

[It's okay in the wild, at most I can go to the river, hehe, I can swim]

Huo Jingchuan slammed the table angrily. She didn't realize her mistake at all.

Bai Jingyan was startled. "What? I know I was wrong. I will not drive to places where there are people next time. Don't worry, I won't take other people's lives as a joke."

"Don't take your life lightly." Huo Jingchuan warned.

[Wow…my husband is almost crying, I’m so touched]

Everyone: Are you sure you weren’t angry?