After the wealthy family read my mind, all the members went crazy
Chapter 27 Are you causing trouble again?
Gu Shuyao covered her head and said, "Honey, I suddenly have a headache. You go!"
Gu Tingshan's old face flushed, "What are you talking about? My daughter-in-law is fighting with someone else, how can I, as a father-in-law, deal with it? Otherwise, let Xiaonian and Xiaolian go!"
The two of them shook their heads. If Xiaobai had not defeated the man, they would have brought people over directly. But Xiaobai won the fight and kicked the man. This... this seemed a bit embarrassing!
"Jingchuan, did your sister-in-law kick it to pieces?"
"The principal said no, he just kicked and screamed. But it is an important part after all, so we have to check it out."
"Who caused trouble first?"
"other side!"
"Then we are right, it's okay!"
Gu Shuyao clapped her hands, "Great, Boss, are you going?"
"Mom, it's not appropriate for me to go."
The family studied for half an hour, and Bai Jingyan saw Huo Qingyan and Song Zhi in the dean's office. "Oh my god, where are they? Why did they send our two precious kids? What's wrong? Do you think I'm embarrassing?"
Two brothers: “…” You revealed the truth!
Huo Qingyan smiled slightly, "Aunt, when my uncle heard that you were beaten, he went berserk and rushed out with a machete.
We finally managed to get Grandpa to lock him up at home, but we were afraid that if my uncle came, someone would get killed, so we asked my nephew to come and see what was going on. Do we need to send bodyguards or a team of lawyers?"
"She was the one who made the nest. She made the nest. I didn't hit her, but I said something stupid, and she made the nest again. She even kicked me in the balls."
Huo Qingyan's handsome face twitched. His aunt's fist was really hard. It had turned his head into a pig's head. If you didn't know, you would think it was a pig demon.
He quickly said, "In that case, does your hand hurt, little aunt?"
Song Zhi quickly agreed, "Grandma and my aunt and my younger aunt have already brought weapons. My mother directly locked the door and asked me to come and see how my younger aunt's injuries are. If the situation is not good, they will come to support immediately."
Bai Jingyan nodded, "Good boy, you know how to feel sorry for me. Sit down and let me explain it to you. First, I was putting together the skeleton of the cadaver teacher in the anatomy class. It took me five minutes to put together three skeletons. He was scolding me from behind, saying, "You are so awesome. Do you think I should beat you up?"
"No, no, this is our catchphrase. You are so f*cking awesome. You are so f*cking awesome. These are compliments."
Bai Jingyan argued, "Is it impossible that every sentence you say contains a catchphrase?"
"Yes, that's how I speak." Because his face was swollen, the boy's speech was not only unclear, but he was also drooling.
Although they were both children, Huo Qingyan, the male protagonist in the later part, looked at the dean very experiencedly, "Hello, teacher, what's going on?"
Song Zhi pulled his aunt to sit opposite him, "Aunt, you may have really hit the wrong person. Some places and some catchphrases contain swear words, and from his stupid eyes, you can see that he worships you."
Bai Jingyan looked back and saw that he seemed quite aggrieved. "Really? Did I really hit him wrongly? Did I kick him in the balls? Will it kill him and make him exterminate my descendants?"
Huo Qingyan said, "That may require some examination. Auntie, please cure his pig head first."
She was a little embarrassed, "But will your uncle be jealous if I check? I'm afraid he will beat me to death."
Song Zhi was speechless, "Aunt, do you have a place called a hospital? We can go directly to the hospital."
Bai Jingyan slapped his head and said, "Look, I forgot about the hospital. Let's take him to check his testicles."
The boy looked embarrassed and just didn't want to go. He was afraid of being beaten up again. In the end, the dean of the department took him with them. On the way, Bai Jingyan took out a few silver needles from his backpack and inserted them into his head as he looked horrified.
After a burst of ghostly howling, the boy's face returned to normal. He took out his phone and looked left and right, "You are so fucking awesome, you are really awesome."
Bai Jingyan clenched his fists, "Director Li, listen, does he deserve to be beaten?"
Several people: “…” He really deserves it!
Two hours later, the door of the examination room opened. "Is Zhang Wei's family here?"
Several people stood up quickly, and the department head said, "Hello, doctor, this is our student, I am a teacher, may I ask if the child is okay, right there!"
The doctor was a little serious. "The injuries you described are fine. This child has another problem. He only has one egg."
"It's the testicles, just do the surgery on him!"
The two children behind were confused. Bai Jingyan turned around and said, "The meaning of clitoral testis is that people originally had two eggs, but one of them suddenly hid, so it became one. That is the clitoral testis. This was not discovered until he was 18 years old. I guess there is no point in doing surgery."
"Aunt, why do I feel like you are gloating?"
[No, I was just wondering if the babies at home have testicles. Should I remind them to check if they have two?]
Huo Qingyan: No need to remind me, I have two, thank you!
Song Zhi: I have two too, thank you!
The department head was a little worried. "We need to notify his parents. Thank you!"
"You're welcome."
Bai Jingyan walked in and looked at him with sympathy, "Brother, you are okay, live well, there are still many things worth doing in life."
"Student Bai, please don't say that. I'm so scared. Am I sick?"
Bai Jingyan sighed, "Classmate, you only have one way to go!"
Unexpectedly, the boy just smiled and said, "It's the same in my family. It's hereditary. My grandfather, my father, my uncle and my great-grandfather are all the same. It's okay."
[A family with only one egg? Is this possible? Really, this family is really a special case. Their fertility is not affected at all. Amazing.]
The two of them were fiddling with their phones, conveying the current information to their mothers and telling them that the mission had been completed.
At the Lian family, Lian Mocheng's face was grim and he was very angry. "Call Lian Jiaojiao and ask her to go home. I'd be sorry if I didn't punish her today."
Lian Nana said coquettishly, "Dad, you can't use family discipline on my sister. She is so old and her children are already teenagers. As long as she realizes her mistakes and gives us tens of millions to spend, that will be enough."
"Yes, Acheng, the child is grown up now, don't beat or kill him at every turn." The woman next to him also echoed.
Lian Mocheng didn't understand why his eldest daughter, who had always been obedient, would be like this? If things got out of his control, it would be over.
"Call her and come back!"
Lian Nana proudly took out her phone, but within a minute she started crying, "Dad, my sister blocked me."
"Change your phone, and keep in touch." His phone rang just as he finished speaking. When he picked it up, his face became increasingly gloomy. "Our company has been caught evading taxes. I'll go back to the company, and you two can keep in touch."
Lian Jiaojiao was standing in the office of the jewelry store, holding a glass of red wine, watching the video on her phone, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised. Lian Mocheng, I will kill you.
Suddenly she saw an unfamiliar number calling her. It must be Lian Nana again. Since it was delivered to her door, she might as well have some fun!
"Hey……"
"Sister, you finally answered the phone. I have something to ask you. Can you come home?"
"I'm busy, come to the jewelry store!"
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