I have 6 systems, so what if I'm a little arrogant?

After answering Captain Wang's questions, Ling Ran found everyone with a large pile of food.

“All the trafficked women were picked up by the police.”

He raised the things in his hand and said, "Look, many people were so moved that they gave me a lot of food before leaving. I felt a little embarrassed, hehe~"

Lu Xun said as he cleaned up the dishes: "Now can you guys just record the show peacefully? In the past few days, you guys went out every night and left me alone at home to do the laundry and cooking, humph!"

Huo Yan lowered his head and muttered, "Aren't we recording the show seriously?"

Lu Xun sounded like they were going out to play at night.

These days they worked during the day and the whole village searched for evidence at night. Even the donkeys in the production team were not exploited like this.

Tang Tingyu stroked his chin and looked out at the entire orchard in the distance, which was full of tempting oranges.

"Stand still here. I'll pick some oranges for you."

……

After working hard in the village for more than half a month, the first episode of "Dream Pastoral Life" was finally edited and launched.

In recent years, various slow variety shows have emerged one after another, and netizens have long been tired of them.

However, the guest lineup of "Dream Pastoral Life" is really good, and the program team also claimed that there is no script, no mission, and no character setting.

To ensure that rural life is truly restored, the guests will absolutely do it themselves and transform the original living environment bit by bit.

Therefore, many people, out of curiosity, planned to take a look.

However, many people scoffed at the program's publicity.

[Are you here? The clown said: Real rural life? How real can it be? I still don’t believe that those 208s can work in the fields and carry water to water the vegetables? ]

[Tomatoes Fried Tomatoes: Hahaha, are you dreaming? If celebrities are asked to work in the fields, if they get bumped or bruised, won’t they yell to go to the hospital immediately? ]

[Meaaaa: I bet the so-called "transforming the living environment by yourself" is most likely to be some artistic operation like painting a wall or building a swing. I'm tired of seeing it. Can you try something new? ]

No matter what netizens think, at least the popularity has been successfully stirred up.

The first episode of "Dream Pastoral Life" was officially broadcast.

Accompanied by a melodious BGM, the fresh post-production slowly typed the name of the program on the screen.

The camera zoomed in, and just when all netizens thought they would see a group of guests dressed casually and with relaxed expressions happily sitting in the program crew's car and arriving at a village that was like a paradise.

A face of total despair appeared on everyone's screen.

Huo Yan was seen sitting in the car with a dull look in his eyes, not saying a word. There was an inexplicable beauty in him that made him look as if he didn't want to live anymore.

At this point, people in the comment section started to quickly start building up ire.

[Who can V me 50: What's Huo Yan's expression? He came to record a slow variety show with a sullen face, as if I owe him tens of millions. ]

[800 times I was cheated in online dating: That’s right, if he doesn’t want to be on this kind of variety show where he can enjoy himself and make money, why not come down and help me! ]

As for Ling Ran and the others, their expressions were not as ugly as Huo Yan's, but they could not hide their worry and fear.

[Is there any hope for those in the late stage of love brain? I remember a junior fellow student who worked in the same company as Tang Tingyu. She even helped promote the company on Weibo.]

[Miao Miao Doesn’t Eat Fish: Yes, the junior brothers also appeared in Ailight’s MV. 】

[Farmer's Three Punches Are a Bit Hurting: Ah, I remember, those three boys who died miserably in the MV, right?]

[My mother said that if the name is too long, there will be fools who will repeat it: Why are the expressions of these three little brothers so ugly? ]

Faced with the dark faces of all the guests, there were a lot of comments criticizing them for being pretentious and unprofessional.

However, as the show continued, the production crew's car stopped deep in a desolate and remote mountain, and then dropped the four confused guests in front of a two-story earthen house.

After installing the filming equipment and leaving the follow-up director behind, the other employees drove away.

Barrage:……

[Is this not a real thing? Only a few directors were left to film the scene, and the rest of the staff left. It seems like there really is no script. ]

[Tsk, I don't believe it, it must be a gimmick. I guess they are asking the guests to complete some task and find the staff.]

However, what happened next slapped netizens in the face.

The oldest one, Huo Yan, walked into the adobe house resignedly. A small card was placed on the dusty wooden table.

It is written in detail above that the guests will be assigned tasks independently.

They decide for themselves who will be responsible for daily cleaning, washing clothes and cooking, and who will be responsible for farming and watering the land.

The production crew was even thoughtful enough to draw a map of where the fields that needed watering were, for fear that they would work hard all day and end up watering someone else's field.

After reading the card, Huo Yan cleared his throat and began to assign tasks.

In order to be fair and reasonable, he even made a table to record in detail the tasks that each person was responsible for every day.

Until this moment, there are still some netizens who are unwilling to give up and insist that they are just pretending.

However, next, Huo Yan really picked up the hoe and went to plow the soil. After plowing the soil, he applied fertilizer with a frown.

As for Ling Ran, he climbed up the ladder and laboriously renovated the outer wall of the earthen house.

Lu Cheng took the broom and rag and cleaned the house carefully from top to bottom.

Cen Weiming stood beside the earthen stove, scratching his head in confusion.

He can’t cook, what should I do?

And doesn’t it take at least two people to cook on a clay stove?

One person cooks in the front while another adds firewood in the back.

How can he do it alone?

Ling Ran, whose face was covered with white stains from painting the wall, encouraged him earnestly: "Xiao Ming, you can do it. Come on, no matter what you make, we will eat it."

Cen Weiming was so moved that he rolled up his sleeves and started adding oil to the pot.

Okay, let’s have scrambled eggs with tomatoes first!

Although he had never cooked such a simple dish, he believed that no matter how bad it was, it wouldn't be that bad.

Seeing Cen Weiming hurriedly pouring the tomatoes into the pot, someone in the barrage raised questions.

[Shouldn't you fry the eggs first? After the eggs are cooked, pour them out, then fry the tomatoes to make juice, and then pour the eggs in. This is the correct order, right? ]

[Is this a question of whether to fry the eggs first or the tomatoes first? He clearly didn't even heat up the oil in the pan, and it's obvious that he has never cooked before.]

[Alas, my junior brother is so handsome, but it seems his IQ is a little low. ]

Cen Weiming seemed to realize that the oil was not hot enough, so he quickly added a handful of firewood.

The flame burst into flames, and soon he smelled a burning smell.

"Ahhh, my tomato!"

After working as fiercely as a tiger, Cen Weiming looked at the indescribable thing that was burned into a black mass.

Swallowed silently.

This, should, probably, maybe not kill people, right?

The barrage was filled with merciless “hahahaha” mocking sounds.

Cen Weiming comforted himself in his heart: It doesn't matter, if one dish is not cooked well, I can just cook a few more, as long as one is edible;^_^A

An hour later, he fell into deep self-doubt as he looked at the other three bowls of the same black, indescribable substance.

This shouldn’t be the case. Different ingredients are used, so why do the dishes look the same?

What went wrong?

"Is lunch ready? I'm starving..." Huo Yan's exhausted voice came faintly from outside.

Let’s eat quickly, he’s so hungry that he can eat a cow!

In the kitchen, Cen Weiming tremblingly picked up something that looked like food and walked to the dining table.

When I passed by the exterior wall that Ling Ran had just renovated, I saw the uneven putty and my heart was slightly relieved.

Fortunately, he was not the only one who did a bad job.

I feel relieved. I feel relieved.

Cen Weiming: (^?^)

After placing all the dishes in front of Huo Yan one by one, his face was filled with doubts, "Are you trying to poison me?"

On the barrage at this moment.

[Hahaha, Huo Yan's expression is just like me.]

[So can this thing be eaten? I'm really curious.]

[It looks quite appetizing. I want to eat it. Can you send it to me to try? ]

In the video, Huo Yan picked up a piece of black, sticky stuff with chopsticks and asked, "What is this?"

"Eggplant and potatoes, Mr. Huo, look carefully, although they all look black, but this one is black with purple, it's eggplant. That one is black with yellow, it's potato. Try it."

Huo Yan: ( ? _ ? )

"If you hadn't told me, I really wouldn't have noticed...what's that dish next to it?"

"Uh, stir-fried vegetables. On the side is scrambled eggs with tomatoes. The last dish left is stir-fried shredded potatoes. Which dish do you want to eat first, Mr. Huo? I'll help you pick it up."

Huo Yan put down his chopsticks, "...I suddenly remembered that there is still a piece of land that has not been watered. I will leave now."

Later on, he playfully added an emoticon that said "slipped away".

After Huo Yan ran away without looking back, Cen Weiming looked at the road expectantly.

Lu Cheng: "...I'm going to help Teacher Huo water the fields. You guys eat first."

There were only two people left at the table, and Cen Weiming handed the chopsticks to Ling Ran expectantly.

"You said you'd eat me no matter what I made myself into."

Ling Ran:......

Kill him now!!!

Late that night, Huo Yan went to Tang Tingyu for help with tears and snot.

[It turns out that our Tingyu came to participate in the program for this reason. 】

[It's so funny, Huo Yan cried so miserably. ]

[This show is interesting, but won’t the style change again with Tang Tingyu coming, just like "Ultimate 72 Hours" and "Escape the Room".]

[How far can a variety show about work go astray? I'm overthinking it.]

……