Reborn as a grass, the empress sneered at the beginning

"Ah, you pervert, I'm going to fight you!"

The beautiful lady in purple dress was so angry. She didn't expect that as soon as she entered the secret realm, she would meet such a pervert. What a pervert.

After she finished speaking, she flipped her hand and a sword appeared out of thin air. She then stabbed Ye Xiaolu with the sword.

"Fuck, beauty, do you want me to become a eunuch?"

As soon as he saw where the beautiful woman's sword was pointing, Ye Xiaolu took a breath of cold air and felt his spine go cold. He had just transformed into a human, and if he became a eunuch, then even if he became a strong man, he would not be able to marry a beautiful woman. It was scary to think about it.

Ye Xiaolu immediately dodged the opponent's attack.

"hateful!"

After the beautiful woman stabbed with the sword just now, she immediately covered her eyes, her face was flushed, and she felt really ashamed and angry.

Seeing the beautiful woman stomping her feet in anger, Ye Xiaolu actually found it very cute.

However, at this moment, he naturally did not dare to stay any longer, and he bowed to the other party and said, "Beauty, can you lend me a piece of clothing to wear?"

"Ah, get out!"

The beauty was angry again. This pervert wanted to borrow clothes from her? He was just daydreaming!

"I'm sorry, pretty girl, you're so pretty, so pretty, this is the first time I've seen such a pretty girl in this world!"

After Ye Xiaolu finished speaking, she immediately turned around and ran away. She was so fast that she disappeared in a moment.

"No way? Where are the people? This speed is too fast, isn't it?"

After Ye Xiaolu left, the purple-dressed beauty frowned, thought for a moment, and then said, "He dodged very quickly just now, so his cultivation should be high. But why didn't he sneak attack me when I didn't dare to look at him and covered my eyes with my hands?"

The more the beautiful woman in the purple dress thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong. When the secret realm was opened just now, she rushed in relatively early. Before coming in, although there were many people there, she couldn't possibly know them all. However, she had never seen a man without any clothes on. That would be so embarrassing.

But why did she see such a person when she came in? Even if she took off her clothes immediately after coming in, she would not have enough time.

Besides, who would be so bored as to take off their clothes right after entering? Besides, the other party couldn't possibly know that he would meet her, right?

"Look at that boy, he's quite handsome and doesn't look like a bad guy!"

Su Xiaoruan carefully recalled every detail of what happened just now. Soon her cheeks turned red. She couldn't help stamping her feet and said, "Oh, Su Xiaoruan, Su Xiaoruan, what are you thinking? Damn it, you actually think the other person is handsome. You can't be blinded by his appearance!"

"Yes, pervert, that's a pervert, disgusting!"

Finally, Su Xiaoruan gritted her teeth and said.

After escaping, Ye Xiaolu felt relieved. He didn't know if it was because his original body was a grass, but he found that he could feel the spiritual fluctuations on the woman's body very obviously. The other party's cultivation was not high, only at the ninth level of the Inhalation Realm. If the other party's cultivation was higher, he might not have been able to avoid the other party's attack just now.

"What should I do? What should I do? I don't even have any clothes!"

Ye Xiaolu was speechless. Now that he had turned into a human, he was very excited. He also met people, which made him feel even more excited.

However, not having clothes gave him a headache.

Just when Ye Xiaolu was at a loss, she saw a movement in the space in front of her, and a man appeared in front of her.

The man just came in with a smile on his face, but when he looked at Ye Xiaolu in front of him, his smile froze instantly. What was going on? As soon as he came in, he met such a pervert?

"Hey, fellow Taoist, what are you doing?"

The young man was a little fat. If it weren't for the fact that the spiritual energy around him was indeed quite strong and he could hear the roars of beasts in the distance, he would even suspect if this was the Canglan Secret Realm.

Ye Xiaolu smiled awkwardly, and embarrassedly covered the area that needed to be covered and said, "Fellow Daoist, can you lend me a set of clothes?"

An autumn wind blew by, and the fat man in front of him was even more confused. Since when did people who practice cultivation become unable to afford even clothes?

However, he originally wanted to take a look at Ye Xiaolu's cultivation level, but he found that there was no spiritual energy fluctuation on this guy's body?

This shows that there are two possibilities. First, the other party is an ordinary person with no cultivation. At most, he is a grandmaster and has not even reached the first level of breathing realm.

As for the second sentence, the other party is a strong man with a much higher level of cultivation than him. He is good at hiding the spiritual fluctuations in his body. He is a strong man.

He estimated that the person in front of him must be the second case. The Canglan Secret Realm is extremely dangerous. There are even fourth-grade or even fifth-grade spiritual beasts. How could a person with the cultivation level of a master dare to come to this place?

Although, he didn't understand why this strong man had no clothes to wear, but it was just a set of clothes, so it wasn't a big problem.

"Senior, it's just a piece of clothing, it's not a big deal!"

The fat man looked at Ye Xiaolu in front of him, then flipped his palm and took out a set of clothes that he had just bought. He said embarrassedly: "The main reason is that I am a little fat, and the size is quite large. I am afraid that it will not fit you well!"

After hearing this, Ye Xiaolu was very moved and bowed to the other party and said, "Thank you for lending me the clothes, I will definitely return them to you when I have money!"

The fat man was speechless, but he still tried to smile and said, "No, no, as long as you don't mind! Your behavior is really a bit unique!"

Ye Xiaolu explained awkwardly: "Haha, the main reason is that I just practiced a martial art that can set my whole body on fire, and then, my clothes will be burned away!"

The fat man felt so angry that he vomited three liters of blood. It would be better not to have such martial arts, right?

Besides, I have never heard of any martial arts that can burn your clothes when used. You know, even if there is such a martial art, the person who uses it can control the flames at will. How is it possible to burn all the clothes?

The fat man smiled awkwardly and said, "Senior, you really know how to joke! Put it on. I'm afraid that if a female monk comes in and sees it, it won't be good!"

Ye Xiaolu came over immediately, took the clothes and prepared to put them on. However, after taking a closer look, he frowned: "No, no pants underneath? Just long pants and a long shirt?"

After all, Ye Xiaolu is not a person who likes to take advantage of opportunities, and her thinking is relatively conservative. Otherwise, she would not have pursued Li Hong for so many years, but they only held hands and had their first kiss.

The fat man said embarrassedly: "My outer clothes are all newly bought. The tight pants inside are all worn by me. They are not new. Besides, I am so fat. They will fall off when you wear them, right?"

Ye Xiaolu nodded and gave the other party a thumbs up: "Daoyou is right!"

Just when Ye Xiaolu was about to put on her clothes, two more women appeared not far away, apparently having just entered this secret realm.

"Ah! Pervert!"

A woman in a white dress exclaimed.

"No way? Two men, one of them took off his clothes, is that possible?"

The other woman thought about it and turned away embarrassedly, but she had the wrong idea.

When the fat man heard this, he immediately said, "Ladies, don't get me wrong, this handsome guy is just putting on his clothes!"

Ye Xiaolu was also putting on her clothes while saying, "Yes, ladies, don't get me wrong, I'm putting on my clothes! I'm not taking them off!"

Unexpectedly, the woman looked disgusted and said with a disgusted instinct: "Huh, I didn't expect that we entered the secret realm just a few minutes late, and you are all done!"

Ye Xiaolu and Fatty vomited blood. What was going on?