Reborn as a grass, the empress sneered at the beginning

Looking at the vast expanse of white above his head, Ye Xiaolu was completely speechless. He did not expect that after being reborn as a dogtail grass, he would be peed on in the face by a woman.

After a long while, the woman stood up, then smiled, flew up, and grabbed the void. A huge crack appeared again, and the woman went in and disappeared.

I have to say, the woman was very beautiful. Ye Xiaolu felt a little moved when she saw her.

However, at this moment, he was smelling of urine all over and he wanted to strangle the other person to death. It was really too insulting.

"Wow, is this holy water? I took a sip and my spiritual wisdom was awakened. I can see the spiritual energy between heaven and earth!"

A weed next to it said excitedly.

"What level of cultivation did this human have just now? It's so scary. What kind of treasure is this? It can open my spiritual wisdom!"

The weeds around were extremely excited.

"No way, the other party's urine can actually open up his spiritual intelligence. What kind of powerful person is this?"

Ye Xiaolu's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that the legendary opportunity was about to come?

Although he was very reluctant now, he didn't care about anything else. He immediately endured the nausea in his heart and took a few deep breaths with his roots.

Sure enough, he soon felt that his soul was sublimated!

He could feel those tiny particle-like things between heaven and earth. This should be the legendary spiritual energy.

"I have also awakened my spiritual wisdom!"

Ye Xiaolu was actually a little excited and had complicated feelings towards that woman.

"Brother Xiaolu, hurry up and absorb it. The weeds in the distance are constantly extending their roots and trying to grab the holy water around you!"

Xiaohua at the side began to drink it in big gulps. In her mind, there was obviously no concept of urine. She just thought that this was holy water that could open up spiritual intelligence and improve cultivation.

Ye Xiaolu sensed the situation in the soil and found that some shameless weeds were trying to snatch the holy water.

"No, in order to become the Grass King and for my freedom, I will risk everything even if it means peeing!"

When Ye Xiaolu saw this situation, he just started fighting.

The woman just now was definitely pointing her finger at him. He was the most unlucky person, but also the luckiest one.

"Damn it, Ye Xiaolu is so lucky!"

Some of the weeds are too far away from here, and it is impossible for their roots to get over here. The roots grow slowly to begin with, and they are simply out of reach. Therefore, they actually start to feel jealous.

Ye Xiaolu was too lazy to talk nonsense. Some of the holy water was still on his leaves. He swallowed a few mouthfuls of it with the leaves. Some of it had already begun to seep into the soil below. If he didn't absorb it, he would have no chance. It was possible that some of it could not be absorbed at all.

Ye Xiaolu didn't care about anything and started drinking it in big gulps.

"Buzz!"

He felt a sudden buzzing in his head, and the spiritual energy in the air began to gather towards his body, and there was actually very powerful energy in the holy water.

One grade is low level, one grade is intermediate level, one grade is high level!

In just a few tens of seconds, he achieved a series of breakthroughs and became a high-level spiritual herb of the first grade.

Several weeds around also made breakthroughs.

However, the benefits they obtained were obviously not as much as Ye Xiaolu.

Ye Xiaolu quickly reached the level of second-grade low-level, second-grade mid-level, and even second-grade high-level spiritual herbs!

"Oh my god, is this going to happen?"

Ye Xiaolu was shocked, this was too awesome. As his level continued to improve, he felt that his connection with the world was getting closer.

His spiritual intelligence is constantly sublimating, and his talent and his body are constantly being cleansed.

"I'm at the third level!"

Xiao Hua was very excited. When she saw Ye Xiaolu, she was surprised and said, "Ye Xiaolu, you, you have already become a sixth-grade low-level spiritual herb, right? Your body is different. It feels so holy. You are so handsome. I love you!"

Ye Xiaolu was speechless. It was the first time a woman confessed to him, and it turned out to be a weed!

"It's not the end yet, there's still a lot of holy water!"

Ye Xiaolu was too embarrassed to say it was woman's urine. She probably thought the grass around her didn't understand what urine meant and was trying its best to absorb the remaining energy in the soil.

Some weeds in the distance have turned green with envious eyes, and their bodies are even greener.

"Damn it, why am I so unlucky? Why didn't the holy water fall on my head just now?"

"Yes, Ye Xiaolu's luck is so good, all the holy water just now fell on him!"

"Isn't it? Now he can suck as much as he wants!"

Some weeds were even more angry and blamed themselves for their bad luck.

Ye Xiaolu was also a little speechless. She didn't expect that the first time she was sneered in the face by a woman and the first time she drank urine, she would be envied by other grasses. Fortunately, she was a grass, so it was not shameful to tell others about it.

However, I have to say that this stuff is really awesome. Ye Xiaolu drank it in big gulps. I don’t know if it’s because it’s a grass, but I actually felt a little high and addicted. It seemed quite good.

Suddenly, Ye Xiaolu's body shook and he broke through again.

"Seventh rank, damn, this is too awesome!"

Ye Xiaolu was so excited that she almost cried. Was this her chance? Was her bad luck coming to an end? Was she going to be extremely successful?

"Ye Xiaolu, you are so lucky. Fortunately, I am very close to you and have obtained a lot of holy water. Otherwise, how could I have such a benefit? This is a great opportunity for us!"

The little flower next to it was also extremely excited. If it wasn't just a grass and couldn't move at all, it would probably jump up and kiss Ye Xiaolu to express her excitement at the moment.

"Yeah, I never thought it would change my life!"

Ye Xiaolu was filled with emotion.

Xiao Hua asked curiously again: "By the way, Ye Xiaolu, I feel that you are well-informed. That huge body just now should be the human you mentioned, right? But, what was that white thing above your head just now?"

……

Ye Xiaolu almost fainted, but still said to Xiaohua: "Yes, butt!"

"Butt? What's a butt?"

Xiaohua asked again.

"..."

Ye Xiaolu was completely speechless. He actually tried to explain to a blade of grass what a butt was. It must be like he got kicked in the head by a donkey.

After thinking for a while, Ye Xiaolu asked Xiaohua again: "Do you know what love is?"

"Love, what is love?"

Xiaohua was even more confused.

"Hurry up and smoke it, you weed, why are you talking so much nonsense!"

Ye Xiaolu said angrily, "Yeah, I don't understand what love is anymore. I gave so much, but in the end I was cheated. I'm still furious when I think about it now. If I have the chance to go back, I will teach that couple a lesson!"

"Brother Xiaolu, I'm not a weed anymore, I'm a spiritual herb. I'm already at the fifth level. I feel like I still have a lot of energy, and we can still improve our cultivation!"

There was a hint of pride in Xiaohua's tone. A fifth-grade spiritual herb was already superior to other herbs.