All the teachers in the sect are villains, except for the little sister who is crazy and perverted

Bai Xiaoxiao: "...I'm happy."

[TMD, if I hadn't known that you needed to wear a layer of human skin, I would have really thought you had returned to nature and turned into a monkey.]

Que Tianwen's heart was filled with joy, so he naturally ignored the awkwardness in Bai Xiaoxiao's voice. He didn't know what he was thinking of, but his eyes became softer, and when he looked at Bai Xiaoxiao, he unconsciously added a touch of joy and expectation to his expression: "Where is Immortal Miaoqing? It's really presumptuous of me to come to Miaoqing Peak, should I ask Immortal Miaoqing if he's okay?"

[So you also know how to be presumptuous. ]

Bai Xiaoxiao maintained her smile and said, "Master is in seclusion. You won't be able to find her even if you look for her now."

Que Tianwen couldn't help but frown when he heard this: "Is that so... Then Xiaoxiao, what did Immortal Master Miaoqing say to you when you became her disciple? Can you tell me about it... I don't mean anything else, I just think that since we are both new disciples, it would be good for us to discuss and exchange ideas with each other."

Bai Xiaoxiao said slowly: "I didn't say anything. They just gave me three books and told me to practice well. If I don't understand anything, I can ask the three brothers."

Que Tianwen then asked, "Which three books? Let me see them."

Bai Xiaoxiao: "You have...!"

[You are sick! Why should I show you the mental method my master gave me? Who are you? Besides, with your knowledge level that you can't even recognize five out of ten words, do you think you can understand it if I show it to you?]

"Xiaoxiao?" Seeing Bai Xiaoxiao paused halfway through her speech, Que Tianwen shook her in confusion.

Bai Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and tried to save the situation: "You have... this kind of idea. Of course I won't reject it. It's just that the scrolls that Master gave me were selected according to my spiritual roots. Your spiritual roots are different from mine. It's useless even if you read them. Right, Brother?"

She turned her head and looked at Kui Ming, Hua Yanci and Qi Rong.

Kui Ming was the first to nod: "Indeed."

Hua Yanci lazily half-reclines on a wooden chair, "It's up to the disciple to find the master. Besides, it's just three mental skills. The Wuliang Sect is not so poor that they need to exchange disciples."

Qi Rong pulled Bai Xiaoxiao out from under Que Tianwen's clutches and said gently, "Junior Brother Que, if you don't understand anything, you should wait for Master to come out of retreat and ask her in person. Junior Sister has just become your disciple, so no matter how anxious you are, you shouldn't ask a new and ignorant disciple."

Que Tianwen was originally displeased that they interrupted him and Bai Xiaoxiao, but he had to say that Qi Rong's previous words touched his heart. His frown slowly relaxed, and he bowed respectfully to the man in white: "Senior Brother Qi Rong is right, I didn't think it through."

【handsome!】

Bai Xiaoxiao pursed her lips to suppress her excited heart.

[Each of them didn't say anything, but when they did, they hit the nail on the head. Moreover, they had a clear division of labor. They agreed when they should, suppressed when they should, and smoothed things over when they should. It seems that the people of Miaoqing Peak are very harmonious.]

Kuiming/Hua Yanci/Qirong: ...Harmony???

Que Tianwen didn't understand, but still smiled and said, "Then I'll trouble you brothers for the next three months."

"How much?! Three months!"

Bai Xiaoxiao shouted.

Que Tianwen mistakenly thought she was so happy that she lost her composure: "Yes, three months."

Bai Xiaoxiao's breath got stuck in her throat.

【Three months! I just joined Miao Qing Peak and I haven’t had two days’ rest yet and I have to face this guy for three months! It’s over, it’s over. The cute little junior sister persona I worked so hard to establish for myself is going to be destroyed before it even starts. Soon everyone in Miao Qing Peak will know that the new little junior sister is actually a crazy woman, and a love-brained crazy woman at that!】

"Well, fellow brothers, if there is nothing else, I will go back and rest." Seeing the front hall suddenly fall into a strange silence, Que Tianwen spoke hesitantly.

Wait for the disciples outside to take him away.

Kui Ming, Hua Yanci and Qi Rong all turned to Bai Xiaoxiao silently.

"Junior sister." Qi Rong asked, "Are you... okay?"

"It's okay..."

Bai Xiaoxiao waved her hands woodenly, took the three manuals and put them in her arms.

[It's just a demon in my heart. Wait until I have mastered the skills of using a brick and a kitchen knife, and I will beat him to death! ]

……

……

Three months later.

Bai Xiaoxiao felt like she was going crazy.

Not only did he have to maintain the image of a selfless love-minded person in front of Que Tianwen, but he also had to try his best not to appear so crazy and unreasonable in front of his master and three senior brothers.

Is schizophrenia...

Bai Xiaoxiao always felt that she was going to collapse at any second.

"Host, you have to work hard."

The green grass was dotted with bright nameless flowers. 666 circled around the sea of ​​flowers and flew back to Bai Xiaoxiao: "Three months have passed and there has been no progress on the mission. If this continues, when will we be able to complete the mission?"

"Don't make a fuss. I've been trying to find a solution."

Bai Xiaoxiao rubbed her temple with her index finger, she had a severe headache.

Three months,

Although Qing Li often retreats and is not seen, she has created opportunities for Que Tianwen. The key is that some people are useless even if they have the opportunity.

"Love is a matter that needs to be developed slowly. You can't force it." Bai Xiaoxiao sighed, "Aren't there other tasks? Let's do the other two tasks first."

666 replied: "One is to save the world, the other is to solve the mystery of your three brothers' origins. You choose."

"What else can I choose? I see."

Bai Xiaoxiao sat cross-legged on the stone pier, and a light green glow began to linger around her dantian.

666: 'You were going to complete the mission, why did you start practicing again?'

"Shh! Don't disturb me, I'm thinking."

Bai Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and felt the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, "Practice while you're at it."

666: Oh, that makes sense!

Practiced for two hours.

Bai Xiaoxiao just felt refreshed.

666 was almost exhausted from waiting: "Is it ready, host? I'll melt if you keep practicing."

Bai Xiaoxiao disagreed: "You are a book spirit, how can you melt? At most you will burn yourself to death."

666:!

Looking at 666 struggling to turn himself over, Bai Xiaoxiao stretched lazily in a good mood, thinking about how to complete the task.

It would take a while to bring Qing Li and Que Tianwen together.

As for saving the world, she is just a newbie who has just started practicing Taoism and can’t even understand the ancient dialect. Besides, the world is good now and doesn’t need her to save it.

As for the last one - to solve the mystery of life experience.

But who would reveal such a secret to a stranger unless it is the closest person?

What to do?

Bai Xiaoxiao held up her head and thought, when suddenly an idea flashed in her mind.

As the saying goes, if you want to capture a person's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

As a mature, steady and caring elder sister, she still has to give these younger brothers a lunch box full of love, and then make two bottles of wine after they are full. Then she can say anything.

Bai Xiaoxiao felt that this plan was even perfect.

So what delicious food should we make?

For some reason, she recalled the time when she was boiling Lingxianzhi and she saw some kind of living creature in the backyard of the kitchen.