Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

After Xuanwu, who was lying on Tsunade's bed, silently recited the mantra of purity of mind a hundred times, he gradually calmed down: Phew, good things are never too late, I don't want to think about it anymore.

He lowered his head and said, "Brother, we still have to be patient for a while, let's work hard together."

But he was a little confused: "Did I knock over the water cup when I was struggling just now?"

......

Xuanwu waited for Tsunade in the living room for most of the day. Just when the sun was setting and the three little ones were about to finish school, Tsunade finally came out.

The beautiful girl has long golden hair draped over her shoulders. Her fair face is not made up but still charming. The purple diamond mark on her forehead makes her look even more seductive.

She wore a white low-cut slim short-sleeved top with the Squirtle's eyes wide open on her chest. The hem of the short-sleeved top was tied up, revealing her belly without a trace of fat and the beautiful curve of her waist. She wore a pair of women's blue denim hot pants on her bottom, and her 105-centimeter-long legs were almost completely exposed.

At this moment, Tsunade exuded youth and beauty from head to toe, and every step she took seemed to be stepping heavily on Xuanwu's heart.

Ah! Love it!

But just when Tsunade was about to go out, she was grabbed by Xuanwu.

"Tsunade, this outfit won't do! You'll catch a cold if you expose so much. I'm telling you, your breasts will collapse if you don't take good care of them."

"Huh? How could I catch a cold when it's so hot today? What the hell is a collapse? What else can I wear in the hot summer?"

"I won't do it if I say no!"

Xuanwu carried Tsunade rudely and walked into her bedroom again.

Tsunade sighed inwardly: Oh, I knew it, this stingy man.

When the two of them went out again, Tsunade had changed her clothes.

The mark on the forehead was covered by the Konoha forehead protector, the Squirtle on the white short-sleeved shirt was gone, and it became a loose version. The collar was so high that it almost covered the neck, and the hem was let down, revealing the waist, and there was not even a little seam.

The hot pants were gone and replaced with cropped pants (Xuanwu, not letting her wear cropped pants was my biggest concession, I don’t even want to show you my calves, humph), and even her hair was combed into two ponytails.

But even such an ordinary combination cannot conceal Tsunade's charm. When she walks on the street, people around her still look at her sideways.

Tsunade said helplessly: "Mr. Xuanwu, why don't you just lock me in the "realm" space and don't let me out, so that only you can see me every day, okay?"

Xuanwu really thought about it seriously and said, "It's not impossible. The "Jing" space is completely suitable for survival. As long as you don't feel bored, I fully support it."

Tsunade gave Xuanwu-kun a big eye roll and quickened her pace to shake him off. She had only said it casually, but this bastard really wanted to do that.

The beautiful girl thought: Oh, Xuanwu Jun is good in every way, except that he is too stingy. It feels like a sin for people around him to even look at me. But, it’s not bad, he doesn’t mind, hehe.

Seeing Tsunade speed up, Xuanwu also sped up to catch up, and the two of them chased each other and arrived at the Hokage Building.

At this time, Orochimaru and Jiraiya were already waiting for them at the door of the first floor until all the flowers had wilted.

Jiraiya complained, "You two are so lucky to come here. If I didn't know, I would think you two eloped!"

Tsunade was rarely embarrassed by Jiraiya, so she went up and punched him, "What nonsense are you talking about! He and I are master and disciple, master and disciple, how could it be possible, how could it be possible that there is any connection, yes, there is definitely no connection!"

Jiraiya was a little confused by Tsunade's attempt to cover up something, "I just said it casually, why are you so excited? Your face is red, which is rare to see."

Tsunade thought to herself that this was bad. She scratched her head with one hand and said jokingly, "Ahaha, I was just kidding you."

Jiraiya felt even more puzzled, his eyes scanning between Xuanwu and Tsunade. No way, could it be that these two really had some secret secret that he didn't know about?

Xuanwu on the side grinned awkwardly and said: "Master Jiraiya misunderstood. Tsunade took too long to take a bath and change clothes just now, so it was delayed."

He was so nervous that he scratched the back of his head with one hand.

Who is Jiraiya? His psychological activities are so rich that he can write pornographic novels.

Seeing this pair of dogs and bitches scratching their heads in the same way, his heart sank to the bottom, and he said gloomily: "Xuanwu-kun, how did you know Tsunade was taking a bath and changing clothes? Where were you just now? What were you doing?!"

The two of them were already in tears. What was going on? How did the situation suddenly develop into what it is now?

The atmosphere was becoming increasingly weird, and Jiraiya's eyes were glaring at Xuanwu more and more dangerously, as if he wanted to kill him.

Looking at the two idiots who were sweating from nervousness, Orochimaru put his hand on his forehead and said inwardly: What idiots, even more stupid than that guy Manshe, forget about Tsunade, the silly girl, but what are you doing, Mr. Xuanwu! Where did your usual smartness go?

At the critical moment, it is my Uncle Snake who has to take action.

He first walked up to Xuanwu and took his hand away without leaving a trace, then said to Jiraiya: "The two of them should have come from Sanae's house. Xuanwu told me in advance that Sanae asked them to have lunch, so they might be late. I thought they wouldn't be delayed for long, so I didn't tell you. If I'm right, maybe Tsunade is drunk again."

Xuanwu was like finding a life-saving straw, and hurriedly replied, "Ah, yes, yes, that's it, Master Jiraiya, you don't know, Tsunade drank so much that she couldn't be stopped. She was drunk and unconscious. If Aunt Sanae hadn't given her the sobering soup, she wouldn't be here now."

Jiraiya was still a little confused, "Is that true, Tsunade? Then what about bathing and changing clothes?"

Tsunade explained: "I drank too much and vomited all over myself. How can I come here without taking a shower and changing clothes? Are you stupid?"

"Is that true?"

“That’s it!”??3.

Jiraiya was relieved at this point, but he seemed to have thought of something else. He stared at Tsunade with lustful eyes and moved closer to her. "I still don't believe it. Let me smell it to see if there is any smell of alcohol, hehehe."

"go to hell!"

Tsunade had already reached the limit of her patience.

"Heavenly Feet"!

The beautiful girl showed off her graceful splits, with her two long legs forming a straight line, the combined length of which was 210 cm, more than 20 cm taller than Xuanwu's height. She was so beautiful!

It is such a pleasure to appreciate such straight, well-proportioned and slender legs, and there are two of them.

Wuhu is so beautiful!

However, what these beautiful legs did was not graceful at all. The tip of Tsunade's canvas shoes hit Jiraiya's chin and she kicked him to the Hokage's office. Well, he didn't have to walk up the stairs.