Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

As for the origin of Xuanwu's other pair of eyes, Madara said he didn't care. They were just the eyes of some Uchiha trash, just like the eyes he was using now, just a substitute.

However, what Black Zetsu said next made Madara lose his composure.

"Mr. Madara, I have good news for you. From what we have observed, Akimichi Genbu seems to be in love with the princess of the Land of Fire, Princess Tsunade."

Ban stood up from the stone seat with a swish, almost stretching his old arms and legs. "Who? Say it again!"

"She is one of the three ninjas of Konoha, a disciple of Sarutobi Hiruzen, and the first heir of the Senju clan, Tsunade. I believe this identity is worthy of Akimichi Genbu's noble bloodline. Isn't Madara-sama satisfied?"

Madara's three-magatama Sharingan stared at Black Zetsu and said coldly: "Black Zetsu, do you know what you are saying?"

It was the first time that Black Zetsu saw Madara so excited, “This should be true, Tsunade confessed to Xuanwu when Xuanwu first fought the Four-Tails, but Xuanwu didn’t hear clearly at that time.

When they were in the Land of Hot Springs, the two behaved intimately in the sky, hugging each other.

At the gate of Konoha, the two hugged each other.

exist..."

Black Zetsu told Madara all the intimate actions he had observed between Tsunade and Genbu over the past few months, even including the time they kissed on top of the statue of the first Hokage.

The temperature around Madara dropped to freezing point, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "White Zetsu, is this true?"

White Zetsu finally found an opportunity to speak, "Yes, Lord Madara, let me tell you, I even checked it out, their kiss is a French kiss..."

"enough!"

Before White Zetsu could finish his words, he was interrupted by Madara, "Why didn't you tell me such an important thing earlier!"

For the first time, Black Zetsu and White Zetsu gave a unified testimony, "Madara-sama, we thought you would be happy that Akimichi Genbu found true love."

Happy? Yes, Ban is so happy that he almost died!

His eldest grandson actually got together with the trash granddaughter of the Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama.

Who is Tobirama Senju? He is the culprit who caused Izuna's serious injury and death.

Who is Izuna? Izuna is Uchiha Ling's biological father and Akimichi Genbu's maternal grandfather.

In other words, there is an irreconcilable blood feud between Akimichi Genbu and Tsunade. Now that they are together, Uchiha Madara is almost furious. In all his years of life, that idiot Senju Hashirama has never made him so angry.

Madara tried hard to control his emotions, "You guys go down first, tell me if anything happens."

"Hi."??2.

After Black Zetsu and White Zetsu left, Madara was the only one left in the secret room.

He stood there with his eyes closed, motionless, as if time and space had stopped.

After a long time, Madara opened his eyes, and a cold voice rang out from his mouth, "How can a mere granddaughter of Senju Tobirama be worthy of my eldest grandson!"

Although he wanted to let Tsunade go to see her grandfather immediately, Madara was too weak now. He was so weak that he couldn't help but gasp just by standing for a while.

"With this body now, it's a bit difficult to kill Tsunade. Apart from the Samsara Technique, is there any way to make me return to my peak state, even if it's the me during the battle with Hashirama."

Ban fell into deep thought: Xiao Xuanwu, why do you fall in love with your enemy when there are so many people you can fall in love with? You really know how to make things difficult for me.

After Black Zetsu and White Zetsu left, White Zetsu, who had been holding back for a long time, was finally able to speak freely, "Black Zetsu, why is Madara-sama unhappy knowing that Xuanwu and Tsunade are in love?

We originally wanted to give him a surprise, but unexpectedly we were scolded by this fierce old virgin. Bai Jue was very upset.

Oh, I have no heart.

I don’t have an asshole, and I really want to poop!

Why does Master Ban always stop me from speaking? Am I noisy? No way..."

Hei Zetsu was so upset, it was really noisy!

Um, can you see the black line on the black braised egg?

But he was used to it. When White Zetsu quarreled with White Zetsu, he was thinking: Madara, what will you do after knowing this news?

In fact, this news was deliberately concealed by the thousand-year-old scoundrel Black Zetsu and only told to Madara until now. As for the reason...

Two days later, the Xuanwu team returned to the village.

In the Hokage's office, Utatane Koharu was looking at the sealing scroll of the Zero Tail. She did not sit in the Hokage's exclusive seat, but moved another desk.

This is her moral code. Even though Sarutobi Hiruzen doesn't mind, she will never overstep the line. If it were that old dog Danzo, he would have been sitting in Sarutobi Hiruzen's seat and getting horny.

After listening to Tsunade's report, Utane Koharu blocked the scroll, leaned her arms on the desk, clasped her hands, squinted her eyes and said nothing. The Xuanwu team could only stand and wait, and the whole office was silent.

How could Her Royal Highness the Princess tolerate this with her explosive temper? In this world, only Xuanwu could bully her in various ways, and no one else could even think about it.

She doesn't even tolerate Sarutobi Hiruzen, let alone an advisor to the Hokage. Besides, they don't get along well with each other. Don't ask why; it's just a war between women.

The beautiful girl walked forward and slammed her hands on the desk. "Old woman, why are you pretending to be so deep? Do you think silence can make your breasts bigger?"

Utane Koharu was defeated on the spot, she stood up and pointed at Tsunade, "You, you, you."

"What are you talking about? Hurry up and distribute the mission rewards. We still need to go back and rest. Do you think we are as free as you?"

"Is this how the First and Second Hokage taught you etiquette?"

Tsunade zoomed in and said, "Yes, that's what I taught you. What can you do? If you keep dragging your feet, I'll have my uncle remove you from your position as Hokage advisor!"

Utane Koharu was so angry that she couldn't say a word. She pointed at Tsunade with a trembling finger and gasped. She couldn't even say "you". What the hell, my uncle is a big shot!!!

That's right, a month ago, the former daimyo of the Fire Nation died of illness, and Tsunade's uncle ascended to the throne as the first heir, and Tsunade's status also rose.

Under the impetus of her aunt Senju Senso, the current daimyo officially appointed Tsunade as the first princess of the Land of Fire. Her status is higher than that of his own daughter, which is great~

So Tsunade is not just talking, she really has the ability to give advice to the daimyo, and given Naruhito's henpecked personality, he will most likely agree.

When Nawaki saw Utane Koharu being humiliated, she laughed out loud, not caring at all about her dignity as the Hokage's advisor.

Minato was much more steady, he didn't laugh even though it was funny, and he dragged the rope tree out.

Alas, Shui Shui, I have a miserable life. I am the only one with the lowest status in the room. If the consultant wants to settle the score later, he will definitely find me who is weak, pitiful and helpless. I'd better get out of here quickly.

Xuanwu looked at Utane Koharu who was about to die, and said inwardly: My Qian-chan is really so annoying that it makes me want to die.