Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

He put Kushina on the ground, stroked her hair with a big hand, and said solemnly: "In this case, I promise you that after you become a Genin, I will personally take you out of the village to carry out missions, okay."

Kushina raised her head, her eyes full of light, "Really? Brother Xuanwu."

"of course."

"We pull the hook."

"Row."

Kushina stretched out her little finger and thumb, and Xuanwu also stretched out his hand. The two hands, one big and one small, were joined together, and the agreement was made.

Kushina excitedly rushed into Xuanwu's arms and hugged him, "Xuanwu brother is the best!"

Just then, the door opened and Tsunade rushed in happily, "Xuanwu-kun, look what I bought!"

As a result, when she was carrying the bag, she saw a couple hugging each other, and the beautiful girl's face instantly turned from sunny to cloudy.

Just as Xuanwu was about to explain, Kushina smiled wickedly and continued to zoom in on his face.

"Brother Xuanwu, I love you."

After Kushina said this sweetly, she smacked her lips again.

"Bang"??4,

The bags in Tsunade and Minato's hands fell almost at the same time.

"Click",

Xuanwu faintly heard the sound of a heartbreaking heart, twice.

Minato's eyes were dull as if he had been struck by lightning, his whole body was gray and pale, and he looked as if he had lost all desire to live: The merciless rain kept falling, and poor me, I couldn't stop crying.

Her Royal Highness the Princess's face was terribly gloomy, her two jade rabbits rose and fell, and her beautiful eyes stared straight at Xuanwu. Due to her great emotional fluctuations, she even rolled her eyes unconsciously.

"Danger"!

A huge word "danger" kept flashing above Xuanwu's head: Mom, I want to go home, woo woo~

Xuanwu threw Kushina, who was hanging on her just now, onto the sofa.

"Tsunade, I can explain all of this, ahaha, ahaha."

Her Royal Highness smiled with a fake smile, "The facts are before our eyes, what else do you have to say, Lord Xuanwu, I never thought you would like this."

Xuanwu wanted to die. He glared at Kushina who was still gloating, then walked quickly to Tsunade and said, "Teacher, you misunderstood me. It was just a prank by Kushina."

Tsunade was about to explode, but she saw Xuanwu's crazy eyes signaling: the three children are still there, they will be exposed.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm not angry, I'm gentle and beautiful, huh."

Tsunade silently chanted the Heart Purification Mantra and managed to temporarily suppress her anger. She gave Xuanwu a look that said "you're dead" and went upstairs to her bedroom without saying a word.

Looking at the princess' back, Xuanwu felt so miserable.

He slapped Minato, who was still petrified, and said, "Brother, go cook first. Remember, only cook Tsunade's favorite food. Don't satisfy any of Kushina's requests. She won't have any food today. I'll come down and help you cook later."

Kushina was not happy and pointed at Xuanwu and yelled, "Damn Xuanwu brother, you are abusing underage children."

Xuanwu dodged and slapped him, saying unhappily, "You little brat, you haven't caused enough trouble yet? Reflect on yourself tonight. It's time to teach you what etiquette and respect are."

After recovering, Minato said aggrievedly: "Brother Xuanwu, Kushina did it on purpose just now, right? There is nothing between you and her, right?"

Xuanwu was speechless, but seeing that the little sun that used to be so bright and bright was almost extinguished, he could only explain patiently, "What do you think? How different are I from Kushina? It's just a little kid's prank, and you believe it."

After saying that, he hit Kushina on the head again, and the little pepper, who had just come to her senses, cried out in her hands again.

That's right, the bump on the head should be symmetrical.

Xuanwu ignored them and went upstairs quickly. He hadn't coaxed Qianjiang yet.

Until then, the confused Rope Tree finally came to his senses: What's going on? Does Kushina like Xuanwu Senior? But why is the elder sister who was so excited just now so angry? And she didn't even have an outburst on the spot, but just went back to her room silently. This is the first time for a young lady to get married.

Also, why do I always feel like I'm redundant? How about I leave?

Seeing the dejected Minato taking out ice cubes from the refrigerator and carefully applying cold compress to Kushina, Nawaki's idea became stronger.

"Boom boom boom",

There was a knock on Tsunade's inner room, "Qian-chan, I'm coming in."

Did anyone respond?

The door was opened by someone tiptoeing. There was no light in the room and it was a little dark. The setting sun in the evening shone on the bed, casting a charming human figure covered by the quilt. Suppressed sobs echoed in the silent room.

Xuanwu walked to the bed and explained softly: "Qianjiang, I was just comforting Kushina. You know, she was upset because she didn't go on the mission with us. As for this little girl kissing me, it was indeed my fault. I didn't expect her to be so noisy. I didn't check it for a while and she succeeded. I apologize to you.

However, my feelings for you are testified by the heaven and earth, the sun and the moon. I only love you and have never been attracted to anyone else. Other women are just dirt in my eyes. Only you are my only light.

So, gentle, kind, beautiful and generous princess, can you please forgive me?"

When your girlfriend is angry, don't try to reason with her. Instead, be humble, admit your mistake, show your loyalty, and compliment her on her beauty. This will never go wrong.

How does that saying go? Sincerity is always the best way to succeed.

The low crying sound has stopped, there is hope!

Xuanwu lifted a corner of the quilt, and a delicate profile with tears in her eyes appeared in front of him.

After wiping away the tears from her eyes and kissing her gently, Xuanwu held the beautiful girl in his arms and pressed his forehead against hers, "Qian-chan, please stop crying. It will hurt me."

Tsunade looked down and remained silent. She actually knew that Kushina was deliberately trying to make her angry, but somehow she felt particularly wronged, sad, and helpless.

Xuanwu said softly, "How can I coax my Qianjiang?"

Tsunade choked with anger and said, "It's no use coaxing her."

Once you start speaking, you are already halfway to success.

Next, Xuanwu used his eloquent tongue to bombard Tsunade with love words. Because it was too disgusting and made people feel sick, 10,000 words were omitted here...

"Finally, I'll pay you 200 million taels for a smile from the princess. How about that?"

The thirsty Xuanwu drank the bottle of water placed on Tsunade's bedside in one gulp, not caring whether it was expired or not.

Tsunade said fiercely: "Humph, I will reluctantly forgive you this time, but if I find out that Kushina kisses you again, you'll be dead!"

"Okay, okay, I'll listen to you. Your Highness is right. Can you smile first?"

Xuanwu said as he took out a scroll and after unlocking two of the seals, two suitcases appeared in front of Tsunade.

"I, I'm telling you, I can't be coaxed into submission with just money."

Both of Tsunade's eyes were glowing blue. As I said before, 99 percent of the problems in the world can be solved with money.

"Then how can I appease you?"

The beautiful girl opened her lips and blurted out two words, "Add money."

Uh, Xuanwu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. That one percent was because the money was not enough.