Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Xuanwu was even more upset. Ha, is he a bad guy? Ah, he is a good guy!

When I'm unhappy, I beat people up.

While Tsunade was comforting Uzumaki Kaori, Xuanwu turned his head and said to a big tree, "Friend, haven't you seen enough? Isn't it time to come out?"

Still no movement.

Xuanwu shook his head. He actually felt that he was hiding well within his perception range. Who gave him the courage?

"Chidori Sharp Spear",

Blue lightning pierced the tree, and the person hiding behind it was forced out. He was a Jounin from the Kusagakure Village.

It's easy to tell that three newly graduated Genin can't possibly carry out such a dangerous mission alone. There must be a leading teacher.

After taking a look at the two of them, he fled without looking back: The First Princess of the Fire Nation and Jianyu Thunder God actually appeared here at the same time, how terrifying!

"Don't move!"

After Xuanwu said these three words, the Kusagakure jonin, who had just run a few steps, froze in place, as if a mysterious force had completely bound him. No matter how he struggled, he could not move.

Xuanwu walked over slowly, and an oversized needle test tube appeared in his hand. The green liquid inside exuded a dangerous luster.

Xuanwu gave another command, "Speak."

The Kusagakure jonin was finally able to speak, and he immediately begged for mercy, "Master Takemiya Raijin, I am just an unknown little ninja from Kusagakure. For the sake of the good relationship between Kusagakure and Konoha, please have mercy on me and let me go."

Xuanwu was a little surprised, "Do you recognize me?"

"You are joking, sir. Your image has spread throughout the ninja world. I was fortunate enough to see it in the newspaper."

He had read the newspaper about Ji'er, and of course he saw it on the wanted poster.

Xuanwu pointed at Tsunade, "What about her?"

"Tsunade-sama, who is known as the most beautiful lady in the ninja world, I naturally recognize her."

Tsunade was not the one he saw on the wanted poster, but in...hehehe.

"Don't be nervous. I just want to ask you some questions. As long as your answers satisfy me, I won't make things difficult for you."

The Kusagakure jonin shook his head and said, "Sir, I am just a non-staff member and I don't know any important information. Please don't..."

Before he could finish his words, Xuanwu had already inserted the needle into his jugular vein, and with another hard push, all the green liquid was injected into his body.

"If you still can't tell me anything useful after being beaten and forced to confess, I will believe your lies."

After only three seconds, the Jounin from Kusagakure Village began foaming at the mouth and looked dazed. It was obvious that the forced confession had taken effect.

Under Xuanwu's interrogation, the Kusashi Village Jonin confessed all the information he knew, including his dark history such as he wet the bed at the age of 7, peeped at his neighbor's sister taking a bath at the age of 10, and went to the barber shop at the age of 13.

A quarter of an hour later, Xuanwu basically got all the information he wanted, including Uzumaki Kaori's past.

"Wind Cutting Technique"

Three wind blades cut the necks of the Jounin of Kusagakure and two other Genin. He had no habit of keeping enemies.

After solving everything, Xuanwu sighed, "What a pitiful child, but this child... Never mind, he is a descendant of the Uzumaki clan after all, so I have to lend a helping hand just for Mito-sama."

But after turning around, the little bit of pity Xuanwu had for Uzumaki Kaori completely disappeared!

"What are you doing, little bitch!"

I saw Kaori Uzumaki snuggling in Tsunade's arms, rubbing her dirty little face between those tall and soft breasts, revealing the obscene expression of Momonosuke in the previous life of One Piece.

The key point is that Tsunade's maternal love has already overflowed. She actually hugged Uzumaki Kaori with a kind face and let her nudge her like a pig.

Tsunade's holy land is mine! No one can touch it!

Xuanwu instantly appeared behind Uzumaki Kaori and pulled her out of Tsunade's fragrant arms, "You little slut, we saved you, but not only do you not know how to be grateful, you are taking advantage of your savior! Have you lost your conscience?"

The only 192.1-meter-tall Uzumaki Kaori was grabbed in mid-air by the -meter-tall Xuanwu, and her limbs were struggling irregularly, just like a cute little turtle.

"Wow, wow, sister Tsunade, save me, my big brother is hurting me."

Tsunade was very angry, she glared at Xuanwu with her beautiful eyes and said: "Xuanwu-kun, she is still a child, how can you treat her like this! Put her down now!"

Now it was Xuanwu's turn to be confused, "Tsunade, she is taking advantage of you, aren't you angry?"

Only then did Tsunade realize that what the little girl had just done was indeed a bit obscene, but, she was a girl after all.

"What are you thinking about, a man with a head full of pornographic fertilizer? Kaori is not a boy. Besides, she is so young, how can she understand your pornographic thoughts? Put her down now!"

Xuanwu thought to himself: Girls are more dangerous, huh.

However, seeing Tsunade's protective expression, he could only let go of the little slut in his hands.

As soon as Uzumaki Kaori came down, she rushed into Tsunade's arms again, and rubbed her even more unscrupulously, almost making Xuanwu angry to death!

"Wow, Tsunade-sister, this person is so fierce. Kaori is so scared."

Uzumaki Kaori cried bitterly while accusing Xuanwu of his atrocities, which made Tsunade even angrier, "You stinky Xuanwu-kun, I'm not going to be friends with you anymore!"

As a result, the two women formed a united front, and Xuanwu became an outsider.

The two-person team inexplicably became a three-person team. Xuanwu walked in front depressedly, while Tsunade held the little girl's hand and talked and laughed in the back.

Xuanwu: Damn it, I should have known not to save this little ungrateful wolf!

Tsunade: Phew, nice, I'm saved. With this little girl by my side, I will finally not be tortured by Mr. Xuanwu for a while. By the way, why is it that after escaping from my father's clutches, I didn't feel as happy as I imagined, but instead felt a little disappointed?

Kaori: That’s great! I have initially gained the trust of this silly girl who claims to be my distant cousin. I must seize this hard-earned opportunity!

How could a person who has been bullied since childhood survive to this day without any scheming?

...

In the early morning, on the outskirts of Kusagakure Village, Xuanwu was standing in a corner observing the barrier covering the entire village.

Tsunade is completely out of shape now, unable to cope with high-intensity combat (Tsunade: Haha, who caused me to be in this state with swelling down there and sore and weak limbs!), plus she has other things to do, so Xuanwu sent her and Kaori back to the inn and set up a powerful defensive shielding barrier before coming alone.

After a while, Xuanwu quickly formed dozens of seals with his hands, and then pressed his left hand filled with chakra on the barrier.

"open",

The chakra on the left hand spread out, and after just ten seconds, the barrier was dissolved to create a hole with a diameter of one meter.

"You think you can confuse me with just a sensing barrier? Eat shit now."

Xuanwu crawled into the dog hole and successfully sneaked into the Kusagakure Village. The perception barrier was not triggered at all from beginning to end.

PS: Does anyone have any nice names for Word Spirit skills? I’m going to announce the ability of the left eye of the Mangekyō Tsukuyōgan, but I haven’t thought of a name for it yet, woo woo woo