Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

If a person is good-looking, he or she looks good in anything.

Toad No. 1 and No. 2 look funny in frog costumes, but when they are replaced by this pretty little girl, they become just cute.

After taking out his camera and taking two photos, Xuanwu said to her, "Little one, didn't your teacher tell you that when the gap in strength between the two sides is too big, you should retreat and ask for help. Using hostages to threaten others is ineffective?"

How could Frog No. 3 not know that the best option was to escape, but her best friends were here, and she absolutely could not give up on them!

"You two, this is our home, please leave."

The next moment, Xuanwu appeared behind the little girl. "Don't be nervous, little girl. We are not bad people."

"Nani! When!"

The frog girl had no idea how this tall man appeared behind her.

She thrust the paper shuriken in her hand backwards, but was caught by Xuanwu. "I've already said that we are not bad people. Please calm down and be yourself..."

Before Xuanwu could finish his words, Toad No. 2, who was kneeling on the ground, saw that the little girl was in danger and exploded, "Let her go!"

His spiral pupils flashed a dazzling purple light and the chakra in his body began to riot, as if something was about to drill out from the ground.

Xuanwu thought to himself, "Oh my goodness, is it possible that the demon statue is summoned right away? If it succeeds, won't the whole house be ruined? But I'm about to see the real thing, so I'm really looking forward to it."

Unfortunately, Tsunade instantly appeared behind Toad No. 2 and slashed his neck with a knife to interrupt the spell, making Xuanwu's wish come to nothing.

"Calm down, kid, we are Jiraiya's companions."

Nagato, who was still holding on, fainted completely after hearing this.

At this moment, an oversized green toad descended from the sky, and made a pose that it thought was very cool. It knelt on one knee, put its hand on the ground, lowered its head and said, "Where did you come from, you little thief? How dare you act wild in front of the Toad Immortal!"

Tsunade waved her hand in greeting, "Jiraiya, long time no see."

Why does this voice sound so familiar?

Jiraiya looked up and saw the beautiful girl smiling with curved eyebrows. He was completely stunned. Facing this beautiful girl who had only appeared in his dreams for more than half a year, what appeared in his eyes was not surprise or excitement, but fear.

Tsunade was a little surprised, "Jiraiya?"

"Ghost!!!"

The sound of "click, click, click" is endless.

Ever since Jiraiya appeared, Xuanwu's camera has never stopped. He has been waiting for this moment for a long time.

...

It was raining heavily outside, but everyone in the house was eating hotpot.

Tsunade took a big sip of wine and said, "Jiraiya, you live a very carefree life. No wonder you don't want to go back."

Jiraiya, who had a big bump on his head, also took a sip of wine comfortably, "Ahaha, it's just so-so, but Tsunade you're not dead, I was sad for so long, but it's great that you're alive, otherwise I might have to live alone for the rest of my life."

In fact, what Jiraiya wanted to say was that before Tsunade appeared, he had been immersed in the pain of Tsunade's death. The free and easy madman in the ninja world left all the tenderness in his heart to the woman in front of him.

Alas, what a pity, it was a wrong payment after all.

Tsunade was stunned when she heard this: This guy hasn't changed at all, but I'm sorry, my sister has a man now.

Thinking of this, the beautiful girl glanced at Xuanwu who was sitting next to her without leaving a trace, and her eyes met his.

What is Xuanwu's mood now? Of course he is very unhappy!

It would be strange if he was in a good mood when his girlfriend confessed her love to him in front of him.

So the two of them started an unimpeded eye contact.

"I protest, I demand disclosure!"

"No! Absolutely not! I'm your teacher and you're my student, and we ended up being a couple. I'd be so ashamed if everyone knew about this!"

"Then when will it be possible? We have done everything before, why can't we make it public?"

Tsunade raised her fist at Xuanwu, "If I say no, then it's no. If you dare, I'll make you pay!"

"Humph!"

Xuanwu was still defeated and ignored Tsunade. He was sulking and started to show off his fan status like crazy.

Yahiko: "Uncle Xuanwu, why are you unhappy?"

Xiao Nan: "Yahiko, you are rude. Xuanwu is Tsunade-sama's apprentice, and Tsunade-sama is a fellow student of Jiraiya-sensei, so he is of the same generation as us. We should call him senior brother, right, Xuanwu-sama?"

Yahiko said in amazement: "It really is, Senior Brother Xuanwu."

Xuanwu became even more unhappy after hearing this!

At this time, Nagato, who had been lying down, finally woke up.

He stood up and looked, and was surprised to see that everyone was eating hotpot behind his back!

Uzumaki Kaori, who had been keeping an eye on Nagato, was the first to notice, "Nagato-kun, you're awake."

"Hello, you, you."

It was the first time that Nagato approached a girl other than Konan, and he felt a little shy for a moment.

Others also reacted.

Jiraiya said to Tsunade and Xuanwu: "Let me introduce you to my third disciple, Nagato. Let me tell you, he has the same eyes as the legendary Sage of the Six Paths."

Tsunade was a little surprised after hearing this. She looked at Nagato who was sitting quietly on the left of Konan and said, "Really? Could he be the child of prophecy that you always talk about?"

"It's possible. I didn't expect to find the child of prophecy so quickly. This immortal is really a genius, hahahaha."

Xuanwu didn't care: the real child of prophecy is still in the bodies of Minato and Kushina. This one is the one that the Toad Sage predicted would kill you, the pervert, and his Rinnegan seemed to have been given to him by the masked man (actually it was Madara, but unfortunately he didn't see it and made a misjudgment).

Xuanwu is very conflicted now. Should he kill Nagato secretly and take away his Rinnegan?

After thinking it over, he decided to give up. There was a chance that the masked man or Black and White Jue were monitoring their meal, so it was better not to cause any more trouble.

Jiraiya suddenly came to Xuanwu's side, hugged him and said, "Xuanwu, why are you so silent today? Come and give your future master some comments on these junior brothers and sisters."

Xuanwu turned his head and asked, "Master?"

Jiraiya felt good about himself and said, "Yes, Tsunade will be mine sooner or later. She is your teacher, so I will naturally be your master-in-chief in the future, hehe."

The white-haired man seemed to have fallen into his own fantasy, and did not notice at all that Xuanwu's face was so gloomy that it looked like water was about to drip out of it.

"Click",

The chopsticks in Xuanwu's hand were crushed into powder. He was about to explode, but he saw Tsunade's pleading look in her sapphire eyes: Daddy, don't, Qian-chan, please, muah.

"Hu, hu, hu."

Xuanwu, whose breathing was obviously unstable, turned around with difficulty and lowered his head to eat.

The chopsticks are broken, what are you going to eat with?

With your hands! With your hands! With your hands!

I'm so mad!!!

Tsunade came over quickly and punched Jiraiya under the table, shouting angrily: "Who wants to be with you? I tell you, it's impossible in this life, the next life, the next life, and it's impossible forever!"