Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Why is Kakuzu more uncomfortable than eating shit?

Because the five ninjutsu that Xuanwu gave to Nagato are:

Fire escape, hard work,

Water escape, water curtain tent,

Earth escape, hardening technique,

Wind escape, pressure,

Thunder escape, false darkness.

The two combined ninjutsu are called "Flame Wind Wave" and "Final Shooting" respectively.

These seven ninjutsu are the foundation of Kakuzu's life, especially the two combination ninjutsu, which are his lifeblood!

As a result, Xuanwu gave them all to Nagato.

Kakuzu is going to join the Akatsuki organization in the future. If he meets his own boss, he will find out that Nagato's combination ninjutsu is even better than that of the founder. I wonder how much psychological trauma Kakuzu will suffer in the future.

After hearing what Nagato said, Yahiko threw a tantrum at Xuanwu, "It's not fair, Brother Xuanwu, I want one too!"

Xuanwu thought so too. He couldn't be too partial. He took out a sword with a high chakra transfer efficiency and handed it to Yahiko. "Here, this is a gift for you."

When this guy saw the knife, his eyes lit up and he couldn't stop drooling. After taking it, he just held the knife and laughed foolishly, muttering, "Brother Xuanwu is the best, much better than teacher Jiraiya, I want to be your little brother forever!"

Xiao Nan followed suit, but she didn't shout. She just stared at Xuanwu pitifully with her beautiful big brown eyes, as if saying: If you don't give me a gift, I will cry in front of you.

It must be said that the little girl was really adorable when she acted cute, but he didn't dare to give it to her. He could only turn around and say to Her Royal Highness the Princess: "You do this, hehe."

He wanted to give Xiaonan a gift, but his wife was right beside him. Giving a gift to another girl in front of the queen was like asking for death!

The beautiful girl snorted proudly, which meant: You are sensible.

It took out a scroll, but didn't give it to Xiaonan right away. "This is the secret ninjutsu of our Senju clan. You have to promise me that you will never pass it on to others."

Xiao Nan became even more excited when she heard this, and immediately nodded and agreed, "Yes, Tsunade-sister, I promise that I will never teach this jutsu to anyone, not even Nagato and Yahiko."

Look, how smart the little girl is. She was calling me "sister" just now, but now she's like "sister".

Tsunade was pleased with her attitude and handed the scroll over.

Xiao Nan couldn't wait to open the scroll. After reading it, she became even more excited. She said to Tsunade excitedly: "Thank you, Sister Tsunade. I will use this power to protect the Rain Country."

Tsunade patted Xiaonan's head and said, "It's nothing."

What did her wife give her to make the girl so excited?

Xuanwu took a curious look. Wow, the beautiful girl was really generous. She gave Xiaonan the original ninjutsu of the Second Hokage. It was A-level, but its attack power was enough to rival the S-level water-style ninjutsu. "Water Style, Water Break Wave."

...

The hotpot dinner ended with everyone laughing and chatting, and the children went back to their rooms to rest.

Soon, the only people left in the living room were a couple.

Xuanwu held the beautiful girl's hand and begged, "Honey, how about you use Wood Release to build a house next to it? It won't take much effort."

Tsunade smiled playfully, "No problem, have a good rest, Xuanwu-kun, I'm going to bed too, see you tomorrow."

After the beautiful girl finished speaking, she pecked Xuanwu on the mouth at the speed of light when no one was around. Then she broke free from Xuanwu's big hand and quickly ran to the bedroom door. She made a little heart at Xuanwu, and finally closed the door in Xuanwu's reluctant gaze.

"Just dip it in the sauce and go, at least stay a little longer!"

A dejected Xuanwu returned to Jiraiya's room. He couldn't really execute Tsunade in front of the two little girls.

"Ah, this witch teased me before leaving. It's going to be a tough night."

"boom",

The door of Jiraiya's bedroom was also closed, and the entire cabin became completely quiet.

After a long time, when everyone had fallen asleep, a white-haired guy who had fainted in the living room suddenly woke up. He jumped up, shook his long white hair a few times, and then crossed his legs and stretched out one hand and shouted: "Clang clang clang, everyone, eat as much as you want, and make as much as you want. Tonight's consumption will be paid for by the noble son of the ninja world, the Toad Sage Jiraiya!"

"Quack, quack, quack",

A few crows flew over Jiraiya's head.

The white-haired man finally saw the reality, "Ah, where are the people?"

The entire living room fell silent again, leaving only the growling of Jiraiya's stomach.

...

The next day, the trio was about to say goodbye. After all, they had seen the person and achieved their goal. Why should they stay? The shabby house was so small and they couldn't be intimate with Tsunade. Humph.

Jiraiya stopped Xuanwu who was about to leave, "Mr. Xuanwu, remember to go back to Myoboku Mountain when you have time. The Great Toad Sage wants to see you."

Xuanwu was stunned for a moment, "Oh, the sun is rising from the west. That stubborn old man actually took the initiative to find me."

It’s no wonder that Xuanwu is so sarcastic. He had already asked to learn fairy arts a long time ago. Originally, Fukasaku and Shima had already agreed, but that old toad actually rejected him.

Damn it, they collected the 20 boxes of Feitian Moutai so quickly, but then they denied it the next moment, saying it was for Xuanwu's own good. He said he was still too young and his mind was unstable, so they should wait for two years.

Damn, no matter how weird I am, I’m still better than that wretched guy Jiraiya!

So until now he could only envy Jiraiya for learning fairy arts.

Jiraiya chuckled, "Don't mind it, little brother, maybe this time I want you to learn fairy arts."

Xuanwu said perfunctorily: "Okay, got it, I'll go over there when I have time."

Jiraiya warned, "I'm telling you, if you want to learn fairy arts..."

He suddenly stopped talking midway.

"Because of learning fairy arts, what's wrong with that?"

"Ahaha, it's nothing. I mean if you have any problems learning immortal arts, you can ask me for help."

"Tsk, you know nothing. I've studied for so many years and still haven't mastered it. Let's go."

In fact, Jiraiya wanted to tell him about the food in Myoboku Mountain, but after thinking about it, he decided to give up. Why not let his good brother taste the delicious food that he had experienced, hehe.

After some greetings, Xuanwu and Tsunade took off at the same time, and Uzumaki Kaori lay on Xuanwu's back.

The three little ones waved their hands and said, "Bon voyage, Brother Xuanwu! Sister Tsunade!"

A certain invisible person was selectively ignored.

Xuanwu waved goodbye.

Tsunade turned around and smiled, and for a moment the three men, one big and two small, were stunned.

"Tsunade is so beautiful!"

"Sister Tsunade is so beautiful!" Multiply by 2.

Just like that, Xuanwu and Tsunade embarked on their return journey. They had been away from the village for a while, and to be honest, they really missed that bowl of Ichiraku ramen.