Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

"Don't be so quick to refuse. As long as you acknowledge me as your big brother, not only can you eat as much barbecue as you want today, but I will also take care of your meals and training from now on. I will teach you all kinds of taijutsu, ninjutsu, illusions, etc. I will teach you everything. If you have any problems in the future, I will protect you. You deserve a big brother like this..."

......

After all, Namikaze Minato was only six years old, far from being the Fourth Hokage in the future. How could he resist the deception of a man who was 40 years old mentally?

Under Akimichi Genbu's persuasive words, he was stunned for a long time. Finally, he didn't know how, but he recognized Akimichi Genbu as his big brother. "Um, big brother?"

"Oh, that's right."

Akimichi Genbu felt so happy in his heart. The future Fourth Hokage became his younger brother. How can he describe this feeling? It was just so cool.

So he took out a scroll from his ninja tool bag and handed it to Minato Namikaze, "This is your brother's gift. Go back and practice it well. This is a very awesome ninjutsu."

Namikaze Minato accepted the scroll in a daze, and was then taken to the center of the training ground by Akimichi Genbu. "Let me introduce to you all, this is my younger brother, Namikaze Minato. Please take good care of him in the future."

Everyone present looked at them in surprise. How could a younger brother suddenly appear out of nowhere?

Qiu Dao Qu Feng was even more confused, "When did this happen? How come I didn't know about it? Ling did give birth to a child at that time, and the hair color and last name don't match. Could it be that his cousin was cheated on?"

Looking at everyone's surprised expressions, Akimichi Genbu knew that they had misunderstood, "Don't get me wrong, this is my new little brother, Minato, quickly introduce yourself to everyone."

Facing so many people at once, Minato, who is naturally shy, was extremely nervous.

He habitually scratched his head with his right hand and stammered, "Um, my name is Namikaze Minato, and I'm a freshman at Konoha Ninja School. Um, I just worshipped Genbu-senpai as my big brother. Um, I, I, please give me your guidance in the future."

At this time, Senju Nawaki, who was four years older than him, took action.

He ran to Minato Namikaze, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Are you also in Ninja School? My name is Senju Nawaki, and I'm a 4th grade student at Ninja School. Since you are Genbu-senpai's younger brother, you are my younger brother. I will protect you from now on, haha."

"Well, please give me more guidance in the future, Senior Rope Tree."

Minato was still shy and said that he was not very good at dealing with someone as outgoing as Senju Nawaki.

Tsunade, the drunk beauty, also came over and said boldly: "Are you Xuanwu's younger brother? Then you are half of my disciple. Little boy, can you drink? Let's play finger-guessing games."

Namikaze Minato waved his hands repeatedly, "Well, I'm really sorry, Lady Tsunade, I don't know how to drink."

It’s confirmed. He is indeed a family member of Senju Nawazuki, and they are not something that Minato Namikaze can handle.

Qiu Daoxuanwu hurriedly helped the completely drunk Hu Niuer to sit aside and rest. It was so embarrassing that she actually instigated minors to drink. Her drinking behavior was really bad.

At this time, Akimichi Choza, who was one year older than Minato, also came over. He was more down-to-earth and handed Minato a large plate of freshly cut roasted lamb, and said naively: "Here you go, it's delicious. My name is Akimichi Choza, hehe."

Minato took it, "Thank you, Choza-kun."

Qiu Dao Qu Feng saw this scene and said with a smile: "It seems that Ding Zuo likes this little guy very much."

You have to know that getting the Akimichi clan to share delicious food with you when you first meet them is harder than killing a jonin.

In this way, everyone welcomed the arrival of the new member in their own way, and Minato quickly integrated into this big group.

"It seems that becoming Senior Xuanwu's younger brother is a really good choice. How about we give today's encounter a name, let's call it the Encounter of Fantasy and Gorgeous Meteors Streaking the Sky, hehe."

......

The joyous party lasted until about six o'clock in the evening. By then, most of the people had left, leaving only the people from the Akimichi family, the drunk Tsunade, and his worried brother.

Minato had already left. He was very curious about the ninjutsu given to him by Akimichi Genbu and wanted to study it. Akimichi Genbu warned him that he must have the ability to control his chakra to the point where he could climb trees and tread water flexibly before he could start practicing this ninjutsu.

But what Akimichi Genbu didn't know was that Minato was already very skilled in climbing trees and walking on water before he went to the Ninja School, and he was also a little genius.

Alas, when will we still be a family? Those two bad friends, Nara Kiyomizu and Yamazhong Yu, are totally unreliable. They are very active when eating, but when it comes to cleaning up the mess, they run faster than rabbits.

Jiraiya slipped away in the name of collecting materials, Orochimaru disappeared quietly, and Sarutobi Shinnosuke said that the Third Hokage was looking for him, so he ran away.

Hatake Sakumo went home to rest, saying that he couldn't hold his liquor. Humph, I saw through you after just one meal. You appear to be kind and gentle, but you are actually a black-bellied drunkard.

Several other families also ran away, only Akimichi Norifuge and his wife Sanae stayed to help him. The gluttonous Choza was still struggling, and Senju Nawaki did not move, under the pretext of taking care of his drunk sister.

However, this inexplicably large party also expanded Akimichi Genbu's circle a lot. Not only did he recognize the future Fourth Hokage as his younger brother, he also got to know Hatake Sakumo and Sarutobi Shinnosuke and others. Both of them praised his cooking skills and became friends with him over a meal. They also said they would like to attend again next time.

As for Kato Dan, who he is, Akimichi Genbu said he was not familiar with him.

After cleaning up, Akimichi Norifu and Xuanwu sat aside to rest. Just when Akimichi Norifu was about to chat with the nephew he had raised since he was a child, Tsunade over there started to act crazy while drunk.

Tsunade walked straight up to Akimichi Genbu and said, "Genbu, you've caused me so much trouble. Look, my breasts finally reached C size, but after taking your medicine last time, they became B size. Not only that, the flesh on my butt has also become less. Wuwuwu, you have to compensate me for my breasts and butt."

"Well, Teacher Tsunade, there isn't much change. And you look slimmer and better looking after losing weight." Akimichi Genbu could only give a weak explanation.

His specially made Bingliang Pills can indeed restore a large amount of chakra, and make people continuously excited and forget the pain, but its shortcomings are also obvious.

The first is that once the drug effect wears off, you will immediately fall into a coma

Secondly, it is a common problem of the Akimichi clan's secret medicine. It will greatly consume the fat accumulated in the human body. Obviously, Tsunade has no excess fat to consume other parts of her body, so only the fat on her chest and buttocks can be burned.

"What do you mean there's no change? Look at my breasts. To say they're B is an exaggeration. They're just B-." Tsunade said as she took Akimichi Genbu's hand and placed it on his chest, allowing him to check it himself.

"Ah, let me die. This is the first time in my two lives that I touch a woman's breasts. Tsunade's breasts are so soft and white, her skin is as white as cream, and the shape of her breasts is simply a finely crafted work of art."

Feeling the touch on his hand, Akimichi Genbu's brain had crashed and his nose was about to bleed.

Qianju Shengshu didn't even bother to look at his sister, and quickly pulled her away, "Senior Xuanwu, I'm really sorry, my sister drank too much."

Watching Tsunade's breasts slipping away from his hands, Akimichi Xuanwu felt lost and thought to himself, "Actually, you don't have to pull your sister's away. I don't mind at all, hehe."

He quickly turned his back, wiped away the blood from his nose without leaving any trace, and said seriously, "It's okay, we're almost done cleaning up here, I'll help you send your sister back."

Senju Nawaki looked at his sister who weighed over 90 kilograms, and then thought about his own height of 1 meters, and agreed decisively.

Akimichi Genbu didn't hesitate and carried Tsunade on his back. He said to Akimichi Norifuge, "Uncle Norifuge, I'll trouble you and Aunt Sanae for the rest. I'll go see Teacher Tsunade off first."

"Oh, don't worry, leave this to us."

Then Akimichi Genbu and his companions set off, and Tsunade kept talking drunkenly along the way.

"Xuanwu, you must compensate me for my breasts."

"well."

"You should develop a drug quickly so that my breasts can grow to D size. Jiraiya used to say that I have a flat chest. Hum, I must grow big breasts to make him jealous."

"well."

......

No matter what Tsunade said along the way, Akimichi Genbu would respond gently.

Senju Nawaki on the side inexplicably felt that he was redundant and had the illusion that "Should I disappear now?"