Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Just as his mind was full of nonsense, a green toad with white hair, white eyebrows and white beard appeared on his shoulder, "Xiao Xuanwu, you are finally here."

Don't be fooled by this little toad's unprepossessing appearance. He is one of the two actual rulers of Myoboku Mountain and has extremely powerful magic. In the future, it will be thanks to him and another immortal that the three Six Paths of Pain will be killed.

Xuanwu said respectfully, "Master Fukasaku, I'm very sorry that I was delayed by something. Here are two packs of special daimyo cigarettes and some wine I brewed myself. Please accept them."

He has barely tasted the Daming special cigarettes!

Fukasaku swallowed the thing in one gulp and hid it in his stomach. He also made a special effort to check whether there were any people around, no, he wanted to check whether there were any toads.

After making sure he hadn't been discovered, he smiled and said, "Xiao Xuanwu is always so polite. We'll talk about the past later. Let's go see the old ancestor first. This time, I'll make him give in even if it costs me my reputation. If he still doesn't agree, I'll let Zhima make a scene."

"Don't do this, Master Fukasaku. I can learn it sooner or later. There's no need to trouble Granny Shima for this."

Although Xuanwu said this, he was already so happy in his heart, little toad immortal, just do it.

The two chatted as they walked around and around and came to a cave. After opening the door, an extremely old red toad came into view. Although it looked very old, its cultivation level was already unfathomable.

His every move was so natural and spontaneous. He was just sitting there, but gave people the feeling that he should be sitting there, or rather, it was necessary for him to sit there for the space to be complete. Moreover, the more powerful the ninja was, the stronger the feeling was.

This strength is immeasurable. The old toad who is over a thousand years old is the supreme leader of Myoboku Mountain, the ancestor of all toads, the old rogue that Xuanwu despises the most, and the big toad immortal.

Fukasaku jumped onto a futon and said respectfully, "Grandfather, little Xuanwu is here."

The giant toad immortal who was resting with his eyes closed did not move.

Fukasaku raised his voice and said again, "Grandfather, please wake up. Little Xuanwu is here."

Still no movement.

Shima, who was sitting on another futon, could no longer stand it and turned to the big toad immortal and yelled, "Old fool, are you deaf? Everyone is here and you are still sleeping!"

Her shout startled Fukasaku, who stopped her, “Shima, don’t be disrespectful to our ancestors.”

However, Shima's shout was very effective, and the big toad sage finally woke up from his sleep.

He opened his cloudy toad eyes and looked around, "Oh, it's Xiao Xuanzi here."

Damn it, such a nice name turned into a eunuch after being called by this old thing.

Although Xuanwu was unhappy, he still endured it. After all, he still needed help from others.

He complimented, "Master Great Toad Immortal, I was delayed by some matters a few days ago, so I am here only now. Please forgive me. By the way, my name is Xuanwu."

The Great Toad Immortal laughed, "No need to apologize, I'm very happy as long as you can come, Xiao Xuanzi."

Damn it, he did it on purpose, this old toad definitely did it on purpose!

Xuanwu gritted his teeth and said: Huh, you old immortal, just keep yelling. For the sake of magic, I will endure it! When I learn the magic, I will definitely fill this hole in your body!

He tried to force himself not to worry about the name and asked, "I wonder what the Great Toad Immortal wants to see me about?"

"Nothing, I just haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you."

Xuanwu thought to himself: I don’t believe you at all, you are missing my cigarettes and alcohol, right? The old man must have used the telescope to see my special cigarettes.

"I'm sorry that you missed me so much and I haven't been able to come to see you often. Please forgive me. Here are five cigarettes specially supplied by the Fire Country Daimyo. I heard they taste pretty good. I also have ten jars of Hengshui Laobaigan liquor that I brewed myself. I hope you can forgive me."

Xuanwu took out two scrolls and after opening them, five unopened packs of special-supply cigarettes and ten jars as thick as water tanks that were more than half a person tall appeared under Toad Ball's seat. It's strange to say, this old man doesn't like Moutai or Wuliangye, but has a special liking for Hengshui Laobai Gan.

After the old toad saw the thing, his ears were no longer deaf, his eyes were no longer blurry, and his hands and feet became nimble.

His huge body shrank visibly, and in the end it was only slightly bigger than Fukasaku. He then jumped directly in front of the special-supply cigarettes, and like Fukasaku, he swallowed them in one gulp, fearing that others would snatch them from him. After collecting the cigarettes, he also swallowed the ten jars of treasures one by one.

In fact, there is someone who really wants to snatch it, and that is Shima. If Fukasaku hadn't pulled her back, she would definitely have battled with the Great Toad Sage.

This is the top-quality cigarette that can only be smoked in the five major countries. The taste is simply amazing. Everyone who has smoked it is fascinated by it. It is truly a good thing!

However, the production of this special supply cigarette is only about 100 cartons per year, and it has to be divided equally among the daimyos of the five major countries. The daimyos of the Fire Country used to regard it as a forbidden delicacy and would never let it out.

In other words, the current daimyo does not smoke and does not care about such things. With the tacit consent of Qianshou Xiancao, Xuanwu was able to take advantage of the opportunity and pack up the ten packs of special cigarettes left by the former daimyo.

After getting what he wanted, the Big Toad Immortal patted his belly, regained his usual calm demeanor, jumped onto a high platform, and started talking about business.

“Xiao Xuanzi, I believe you have also learned from Fukasaku that I can see some things that will happen in the future in my dreams. Let’s just say it’s a prophecy.

For thousands of years, everything I predicted has come true. However, since you were born, my predictions have started to deviate.

All the contractors of the Toad Clan are frequent visitors in my dreams, but you are an exception and have never appeared even once.

To be honest, your name first became known to me when Fukasaku told me that you wanted to become a contractor of our clan.

At first I didn't know why the prophecy was wrong, until I started paying attention to you, then I found the answer. All the events that didn't match the prophecy were because of you. There is no doubt that this is the conclusion I came to after sending out a large number of Toads to collect intelligence.

Other trivial matters are not mentioned for now.

The tragic ending of the two heroes of the ninja world, the Senju clan, was changed because of you.

The distribution of the tailed beasts has changed because of you.

The Second Ninja World War ended early because of you.

Also, your eyes that shouldn’t exist in this world.”

The Great Toad Immortal stopped here and stared at Xuanwu. The turbid toad pills of the past had already become extremely clear.

Xuanwu realized the seriousness of the problem. Although he looked calm, his brain was already working at high speed: Did this old man come to me to kill me? Myoboku Mountain is the Toad Kingdom, his absolute ruling area. If a fight breaks out, I might really lose.

But that's not right. If he wanted to take action, he would have done it a long time ago. Having lived for a thousand years, he can't be the kind of villain who talks a lot and tells his opponent why he wants to kill him before fighting. Otherwise, he would have died countless times.

The reason why he told me so much was probably that he was still hesitant and wanted to test my reaction. If I took action suddenly, it would be a good opportunity to make a decision for him.

The sixth sense does not warn of danger.

The information fed back by the Mangekyō Rinnegan showed that after I entered the cave, all the other toads in Myōboku Mountain had been doing their own things, with no signs of gathering. Even Fukasaku and Shima had expressions of surprise, as it was obviously the first time they had heard of it.

In other words, I am safe.

Old thing, haha.

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