Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Why didn't the big toad immortal grow bigger and rest on his big bed, but instead hurried back to his own hidden little bedroom?

The reason is simple: he went to smoke specially supplied cigarettes and taste Hengshui Laobai Gan.

However, Xuanwu guessed that this old immortal would most likely swim in the wine jar while smoking a cigarette, and maybe even quack a few times if he was happy.

But this has nothing to do with him anymore. Putting aside the doubts of the old toad, he can finally learn the magic he has always dreamed of!!!

Seeing that their ancestor had issued an order to expel them, Fukasaku and Shima bowed and left the Toad Cave with the extremely excited Xuanwu.

After getting outside, Shima said he wanted to cook a big meal to treat Xuanwu, and happily went back to cook. Fukasaku took him to an oil waterfall.

"Xiao Xuanwu, before you learn the immortal arts, I need to explain to you its composition. The so-called immortal arts are also based on chakra, but the chakra used to release the immortal arts is a little special. We call it immortal arts chakra.

Ordinary chakra is formed by the balanced fusion of physical energy and spiritual energy. Ninjas can release ninjutsu (physical, genjutsu) by consuming a certain amount of chakra.

Senjutsu Chakra (Sage Power) is the power created by absorbing the natural energy around you into your body and combining it with one's own physical and mental energy in a balanced ratio of 1:1:1. People who master this power are called Sages, and the Ninjutsu (physical, genjutsu) that is performed using this power is called Senjutsu.

After entering the Sage Mode, your strength and speed will increase several times, the power of the three techniques of Ninja, Tai and Genjutsu will be greatly enhanced, and your perception ability will also be greatly improved. Nothing within a radius of ten kilometers can escape your detection.

Also, unlike Ninjutsu Chakra, which makes you more tired the more you use it, Senjutsu Chakra makes you more energetic the more you use it, and your endurance will be greatly extended."

Xuanwu already knew all this, but he pretended not to know.

"Ok, I understand. So how do we absorb the natural energy around us into our bodies?"

Fukasaku replied, "You need to be still and blend into nature and feel it with your heart. However, it is easier said than done, because people who have never felt the energy of nature cannot identify and absorb it. This requires another thing to guide learners to get started."

Fukasaku pointed to the oil waterfall behind him and said, "That is the toad oil that is produced in Mt. Myōboku. After applying it on your body, you can feel and absorb natural energy through it. Once you have mastered the technique, you won't need to use toad oil anymore."

After saying this, Fukasaku reached his hand into the pond, dipped it in toad oil, and then applied it on Xuanwu's hand.

As soon as Xuanwu's hands came into contact with the toad oil, he began to show symptoms of frogification. The area where the oil was applied began to deform and develop bumps, and it also gradually turned into petrification.

He pretended to be horrified, "Ah, Master Fukasaku, what is going on!"

"Snapped."

Fukasaku hit Xuanwu on the forehead with a stick.

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts.”

Xuanwu knelt on the ground, covering his head and crying in pain.

Fukasaku warned, “Xuanwu, this is the danger of learning immortal arts.

The Sage Mode can only be practiced by people with a very large amount of chakra, because people with less chakra can be easily devoured by natural energy. You are satisfied with this.

But even people with huge amounts of chakra are also at risk. If they cannot achieve a 1:1:1 ratio of physical energy, spiritual energy and natural energy, at best they will fail to enter Sage Mode, at worst they will be swallowed up by natural energy and become part of nature. Those who failed in their sage training at Myōboku Mountain were all turned into stone frogs."

Xuanwu stood up and pretended to be confused, "Then how can I practice? For someone like me who has never been exposed to natural energy, won't I become a stone statue at any time?"

Fukasaku shook the stick in his hand and said, "Use this. As long as you show the symptoms of frog transformation, I will use the stick passed down from our Toad Clan to knock out the natural energy, and you will be out of danger. Look at your right hand, has it returned to normal?"

Xuanwu raised his right hand and looked at it fiercely, and said in surprise: "It has really returned to its original state. Since the risk is controllable, what are we waiting for? Let's get started!"

Fukasaku waved his hand, "Don't worry, Shima has prepared a feast for you, and Bunta and the others have gone home to wait for you when they know you're coming, let's go back and have a meal, and it won't be too late to practice afterwards."

Xuanwu suddenly recalled some bad memories. He swallowed and said, "Well, Master Fukasaku, I have prepared some dry food for myself, so I will not go back with you."

"How can that be? You finally come here, so I have to treat you. Let's go. Shima's cooking skills are very good."

Fukasaku pulled Xuanwu home without saying anything.

"No!"

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Looking at the bowl of earthworm ramen in front of him, and then at the various insect sashimi on the table, Xuanwu's face turned green.

He resisted the urge to vomit and said, "Master Fukasaku, Master Shima, I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. I need to relieve myself first."

He really had a stomachache, it was nothing else but nausea.

Fukasaku threw a raw silkworm pupa into his mouth, and it burst into juice as soon as he bit it. While chewing, he said, "Go ahead, the toilet is on the right hand side of the door."

Xuanwu fled the scene in a hurry as if he had been pardoned.

The four brothers who were enjoying their meal immediately grabbed the bowl of tempting earthworm ramen when they saw him go out, and each of them finished it with a chopstick.

Shima yelled angrily, "What are you four doing? That's for little Xuanwu!"

Wen Tai replied, "Mom, Brother Xuanwu is a human being. He won't eat the insect feast you made. Just wait and see. He will definitely slip away."

"Ah, yeah." Multiply by 3.

Shima put down his chopsticks and said disappointedly: "Is that so? I remember that little Jiraiya ate it very sweetly at first. I thought humans also liked the food I cooked. For this reason, I specially prepared various insects. I didn't expect that little Xuanwu didn't want to eat it. I'm so sad."

Shen Zuo comforted her, "Mother, there's nothing to be sad about. Everyone has different tastes."

"Well, okay, I wonder if the little black tortoise will like it if I squeeze the insects into juice."

If Xuanwu knew about this, he would definitely cross himself with his hands and say, "Don't bother, absolutely don't bother!"

While the six toads were eating the insects, Xuanwu ran back to the oil waterfall, took out the spare snacks and started eating. "Ah, I miss the days with Jing so much. In the blink of an eye, whatever I want comes true. Jingjing, I miss you."

After finishing his meal, Fukasaku also came to the Oil Falls.

"Xiao Xuanwu, you must have waited for a long time."

"No, I'm really sorry for running away suddenly during dinner. Please ask Master Fukasaku to apologize to Master Shima and me."

"Shima isn't that petty, are you ready?"

"Ok, no problem at all!"

"Then let's get started."

"Yeah! I can't wait!"

Apply oil, turn into a frog, and hit with a club.

Apply oil, turn into a frog, and hit with a club.

Xuanwu seemed to be trapped in some kind of vicious circle, and screams were heard everywhere for a while.

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