Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

Myoboku Mountain welcomed another human today, that is Jiraiya who was unsuccessful in love.

This guy suffered a devastating mental blow and returned to the Rain Country on the day the commendation ceremony ended.

Then he spent the whole day in his own little house drinking to drown his sorrows. He stopped taking on his apprentices and stopped writing books. He was simply decadent.

After learning the details, the three little ones took turns to counsel him, but to little avail. Finally, Yahiko couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at Jiraiya, "Teacher, it's not manly for you to lick your wounds here alone. If you are a real man, you have to fight with Brother Xuanwu. Only the winner is qualified to be Tsunade-sama's boyfriend!"

Then, this guy came to the door with a very clear purpose, which was to pick a fight with Xuanwu.

"Akimichi Xuanwu, come here, hurry up!"

The voice came before Jiraiya even reached the oil waterfall.

Why is Xuanwu still staying in the Oil Falls after so many days? Could it be that he likes the taste of Toad Oil?

Alas, it’s hard to put it into words!

It’s been seven days, seven whole days!

It took Uzumaki Naruto seven days to master the perfect magic. He spent seven days and got a lot of bruises on his head, his head was swollen, but in the end he didn't learn anything and still knew nothing about magic.

It's true that if you compare yourself to others, you will die, and if you compare goods, you will throw them away!

Xuanwu was extremely indignant. He was also a time traveler, but why was it so difficult for his neighbor, whose harem was so big that his cock was weak and whose strength was soaring, while it was so difficult for him? So far, he had only slept with one woman, who was, after all, the love of his heart and the most beautiful woman in the ninja world. Xuanwu felt that he had not lost out, but why was he always stumbling in his practice and research?

He has been in this world for 21 years, and it’s ok that he hasn’t even created an eternal kaleidoscope. But why is it so hard to learn magic? How the hell does this make sense?

Looking at the fuzzy white hair that appeared in front of him, Xuanwu sniffed the blood from his nose and said in a muffled voice, "Why are you here suddenly, Jiraiya?"

Upon hearing this, Jiraiya turned his head and took a look: Strange, when did such an ugly contractor appear in Myoboku Mountain? Why didn’t I know about it?

Then he quickly passed him and looked around, shouting, "Qiu Dao Xuanwu, Master, I know you are here, come out and die!"

Xuanwu felt insulted.

He yelled at Jiraiya, "You white-haired bastard, I'm right in front of you! Why are you pretending you can't see me!"

Jiraiya once again focused his attention on Xuanwu, staring at him for a long time before asking uncertainly: "You, are you the Akimichi Xuanwu?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Really? You didn't lie to me?"

"Is there money to be made from deceiving you?"

Jiraiya took another careful look. He was taller than me, which was consistent. He was wearing a flashy orange training suit (the same one as Goku), which was consistent. He had a slender and muscular body, which was consistent. Combined with his own affirmative words, the credibility was at least 99 percent.

"Damn, you really are Xuanwu!"

Xuanwu turned sideways with his hands folded across his chest and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. "What's the matter? I've never seen such a handsome guy before! If you have something to say, don't disturb me while I'm practicing!"

"Handsome guy? Hahaha..."

When Jiraiya heard these two words, he could no longer hold back and rolled on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing.

"Hahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, you pig-headed guy dares to call yourself a handsome guy, hahahahahaha..."

"Pighead? What the hell?"

Shima, who was standing by, handed him a mirror.

"Xiao Xuanwu, take a look for yourself."

Why Shima?

Because Fukasaku had been too tired to hold on two days ago, it was Shima's turn to beat him.

Xuanwu suddenly had a bad feeling. Could it be that it was not just a few bags?

He took the mirror and looked at it.

"Ghost!!!"

The mirror shattered and Xuanwu disappeared in an instant.

It turned out that during these seven days of practice, he was beaten ten times per minute on average, which is sixty times per hour, 15 times for 900 hours a day, and 6300 times for seven days.

These thousands of blows couldn't possibly fall on only one place, that would make a huge bump. Under the precise control of Fukasaku and Shima, they were evenly distributed on Xuanwu's head and face.

At first, Xuanwu felt pain, but then he got used to it, and then...

Then his entire head swelled up evenly, and it really became a big pig's head.

Shima suppressed his laughter and scolded, "Little Jiraiya, stop laughing. How can little Xuanwu face people?"

"Big sister, hahahaha, it's not that I want to laugh, I just can't help it, especially when he posed like he thought he was very handsome, oh my god, I can't help it, I can't help it when I think about it, a standing pig, hahaha."

Now even Zhima couldn't hold back and started laughing.

Xuanwu, who was hiding in the distance, wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. He swung his fists wildly at the cliff opposite, "This is so embarrassing!"

...

Two hours later, with his excellent medical skills, Xuanwu successfully reduced the swelling and regained her previous beauty.

When he returned to Youpu, he actually saw Jiraiya sitting there meditating and practicing. If he had mastered the Xuanwu realm, he would be able to sense the natural energy around him constantly pouring into his body. Unfortunately, he hasn't mastered the realm yet, so he could only see Jiraiya sitting there like a turtle, motionless.

At this moment, eye shadow suddenly appeared in the corners of Jiraiya's eyes, bumps appeared on his nose, and his teeth became sharp. After he opened his eyes, the black round pupils turned horizontal. Not only that, other parts of his body also showed varying degrees of frog-like changes, and bumps grew on some places.

However, the ugly appearance did not affect Jiraiya's show-off at all.

He struck his signature pose towards Xuanwu, with his legs apart and one hand stretched forward and the other bent, and said in a joking manner: "Pig-headed Xuanwu, I'll show you this, this is the real Sage Mode, are you envious, are you jealous, wahahahaha!"

Looking at Jiraiya's smug look, Xuanwu admitted that he was envious! He wanted it so much!

However, Shima on the side said, "Little Jiraiya, your Sage Mode is not yet perfect. The frog features are quite severe. The perfect Sage Mode should only have orange eyeshadow and one eye. You are far from it.

When you become a frog to this extent, your utilization of Sage Chakra is only about 30% of that in Perfect Sage Mode, and the duration will also be affected.

Moreover, you still need to rely on Toad Oil to sense and absorb natural energy to achieve this imperfect Sage Mode, but Toad Oil will evaporate quickly once you leave Myoboku Mountain, so you can’t use Sage Mode outside. Why don’t you practice diligently and strive to reach the point where you can use the perfect Sage Mode without Toad Oil as soon as possible? Why are you showing off here! "