Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

From the current perspective, Xuanwu has indeed been subdued.

Jiraiya's Sage Mode experience card expires, and he gradually returns to his original appearance.

He squatted down and looked at Xuanwu with contempt, mocking him, "Look at you, you have a head like a pig, a big stupid body, and even less strength. I just used a little trick to easily take you down. Why did Tsunade fall for you? Tell me, did you use some shameful method to seduce my goddess? Tell the truth, confess and I will give you leniency, resist and I will give you severity."

Xuanwu had no awareness of being controlled by others. He yawned and began to ruthlessly retort: ​​"Ah, I am also very surprised. A few days ago, I was voted as the most handsome man in Konoha by the women of Konoha, beating Kato Dan. Oh, by the way, if I remember correctly, a certain white-haired guy seemed to be out of the top 100. And because he often peeked into the women's bathhouse, he was regarded as the most wretched man in Konoha by the female ninjas. Don't mention it, we are both number one.

His strength is indeed not that great, he just easily killed a second-generation Kazekage.

I’m not very rich, I only own 20% of all the barbecue restaurants in Konoha (I bought them with the money I won from gambling), 20% of the shares of Konoha Pharmacy (I bought them with the money I won from gambling), and 20% of the shares of Konoha Hospital (I bought them with the money I won from gambling). Oh, I’m so poor!”

Jiraiya was furious, "Hey, you are just a defeated general and you dare to shout at me. I will draw a big turtle on your face, take a photo, and send it to the Konoha newspaper, hehe!"

He took out a brush from somewhere and was about to paint on Xuanwu's face, "You dare to snatch my woman, I will destroy your image, ahahaha!"

The next second, something strange happened.

"Earth escape, the art of beheading in the heart",

Jiraiya was dragged underground,

"Earth escape, earth binding technique. Enchantment",

The ground hardened and Jiraiya completely lost the ability to resist.

"Ah, what's going on?"

Until now, Jiraiya has not reacted yet. How come he was buried in the ground!

Xuanwu jumped out of the soil, squatted down and scratched Jiraiya's big head, "Hehe, attack and defense are easy, aren't you happy?"

Jiraiya said indignantly: "Hehe, it's just a shadow clone, what can you do? I am also controlling your real body."

"Are you sure that's my real body?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Xuanwu made a seal with one hand.

"Shadow Clone Technique, unlock."

"Bang",

The basalt in the ground disappeared.

"How is this possible! How can this be a shadow clone!"

How is it possible that the Xuanwu who could use blue flames and fight him with physical skills for more than ten times was actually a shadow clone!

Jiraiya was confused, "Why can't your shadow clone disintegrate even after taking such a heavy blow?!"

"you guess."

The reason why Xuanwu's shadow clone is so resistant to attacks is, of course, because this shadow clone is made up of a large amount of enchanted chakra.

Enchanting the Shadow Clone is equivalent to enchanting the whole body with domineering aura. Not only are all the ninjutsu used strengthened, but the ability to withstand blows is also excellent. As long as the vital parts are not hit, the body will basically not disintegrate even with just fists and feet.

With Xuanwu's current amount of domineering power, he can only create two shadow clones at most. If he creates more, the strength of the enchanted shadow clones will be greatly reduced, which is a sheer waste of enchanted chakra.

Jiraiya, who thought they were restraining each other, realized something was wrong. "Um, Xuanwu, actually, I was just joking with you just now. You don't mind, do you?"

"No, not at all."

"That's great. When will you let me out?"

"soon."

Xuanwu picked up the brush that had fallen on the ground and asked, "What did you say you were going to draw on my face just now?"

Jiraiya panicked, "Xuanwu-kun, why bother using knives and guns if you have something to say, right, ahahaha."

"I didn't use a knife or a gun. I used a pen."

Looking at the ink pen getting closer and closer to him, Jiraiya screamed, "No!"

Xuanwu stopped procrastinating and used Jiraiya's head as paper to create.

...

After a long time, Xuanwu stopped painting contentedly, mainly because he had run out of ink.

Looking at the more than ten photos in his hand, his mouth was grinning so hard that his back teeth were exposed. Jiraiya had got his n+1st piece of black material, hehe.

"The art of spiritualism"

A slug appeared in front of Xuanwu.

"Master Xuanwu, what can I do for you?"

"Don't be so polite, please take these photos to Tsunade."

"Hey, I'll bring it there."

The slug did not disappear after saying this, but stared at Xuanwu.

"No wine again?"

"Well, yes."

Xuanwu held his forehead with his hand and said, "Alas, Sister Slug, drinking too much alcohol is harmful to your health. Even if it is fruit wine, you shouldn't drink it without restraint."

It would have been fine if Xuanwu hadn't said anything, but once he did, the slug started to feel aggrieved, "Wuwuwu, this is not my fault. Logically, if I had saved the wine myself, I could have had at least three months of it. But when Lady Tsunade left, she occupied the wine cellar and drank all my wine. Wuwuwu, I feel so aggrieved."

Xuanwu slapped his forehead, wondering how he could have forgotten about Tsunade, the drunkard.

He took out a scroll and handed it to the slug. "Slug sister, there are twenty jars of fruit wine with different flavors in it. You can take them back. Also, tell Tsunade to concentrate on her training and not drink too much every day. I will check her training in a few days. If she has not made any progress, I will stop her drinking."

"Yes, I will definitely convey your words. It's time to discipline her. How can she snatch wine from her own spiritual beast?"

After the slug finished speaking, he took the initiative to cancel the psychic technique and disappeared.

After sending the photo away, Xuanwu pulled out Jiraiya, who had lost all desire to live.

"Little brat, I'm going to beat you up!"

Just as Jiraiya was about to take action, Fukasaku arrived in time to stop him, "Little Jiraiya, little Xuanwu, haven't you had enough? Look at what you have done to Myoboku Mountain! There are potholes everywhere. I punish you two to restore everything and then practice fairy arts. You are not allowed to leave here until you can feel the energy of nature!"

Xuanwu didn't care. He was already prepared to stay here for a long time.

Jiraiya couldn't help it, a certain bad memory of his came to mind again, "No, big brother!"

"Nothing is unnecessary. It's already late today. Let's go eat first. We'll start formal training tomorrow. Oh, and here's your favorite earthworm ramen, little Jiraiya. Shima prepared it especially for you."

Jiraiya felt terrible when he heard this, "Da-Mei, definitely Da-Mei!"

Fukasaku suddenly grew bigger and carried Jiraiya, "Don't be picky about food. Didn't you like eating very much before? Let's go."

Seeing that he couldn't escape, with the idea of ​​dying together, he said: "Then don't leave Xuanwu behind, he must be hungry too."

"Click",

It was the sound of the cup noodle lid being opened.

Xuanwu pointed at the cup noodles in his hand and said sarcastically: "I have this, so I won't enjoy the feast. You eat more for me, hehe."

Jiraiya was completely desperate, "Help!!!"

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