Naruto: Say no to pink eye disease, start with me

It's shameless enough up to this point, but I didn't expect it to be even more shameless later.

Minato informed him of what happened next via letter.

It is said that after Shinnosuke became the Jinchūriki, due to his hatred for Konoha (actually it was mainly hatred for the Genbu), the Four-Tails refused to communicate with his new container and would not let him use chakra at all, and would cause trouble if it was forcefully called upon.

It's worth it!

Sarutobi Hiruzen was very worried. In order to let his eldest son master the power of the tailed beast and to turn the Four-Tails into the Sarutobi clan's ancestral summoning tailed beast, he came up with an idea.

Isn't Four-Tail also a monkey after all?

So he went to the clan's homeland of the monkey clan, which was his ancestral spiritual beast, and began to carry out drastic reforms.

First, he used earth escape to build a bigger monkey mountain next to the original one, and wrote three large characters in a flamboyant style in front of the mountain gate.

"Huaguo Mountain".

Then, he hollowed out the mountain to make a huge stone cave, and thoughtfully used water escape to create a waterfall at the entrance of the cave. Then, he shamelessly wrote three big words on the top of the cave entrance, which was large enough for the four tails to move freely:

"Water Curtain Cave".

In the end, the Third Hokage actually asked Enma to lead a group of monkeys to worship the Four-Tails as their big brother and call him the Monkey King!

In order for his master to tame the Four-Tailed Fox, the Monkey Demon had no choice but to submit and kowtow, completely losing face for himself.

After a series of outrageous actions by Sarutobi Hiruzen and several years of coaxing and persuading, the Four-Tails could not resist the temptation and signed a contract with the Sarutobi clan.

According to the contract, each successive head of the Sarutobi clan would sign a summoning contract with the Four-Tails and become its Jinchūriki.

During battle, the Jinchūriki can call upon its chakra at will, or let its main body assist in combat.

However, during non-combat periods, the Jinchūriki must release the seal and let it return to Huaguoshan to play. Correspondingly, the Four-Tails will only retain part of its chakra in the Jinchūriki's body for emergency use.

Just like that, under the deception and tricks of the Third Hokage, the idiot Four-Tails really became the Sarutobi clan's heirloom summoning tailed beast.

What's even more outrageous is that Konoha Village actually has an expenditure every month specifically for supporting the Four-Tails. Sarutobi Hiruzen calls it reserving Konoha's combat power, but in fact he is using public power for personal gain. Bah, he is so shameless.

Back to topic.

Seeing Shinnosuke being so cocky, Jiraiya got angry, "Okay, come on, who's afraid of who!"

As he said this, he was about to take Shinnosuke to the training ground.

Xuanwu quickly pulled Jiraiya behind him, and then gave Orochimaru a wink, asking him to take Shinnosuke away.

Is this guy stupid? Even though they are about the same size, are the Senjutsu Rasengan and the Tailed Beast Ball things of the same level?

If they really collide, and Jiraiya can't dodge in time, I'm afraid there won't be even a trace left.

The two of them were just arguing with each other. After all, their strength had both increased greatly in the past few years (Jiraiya relied on hard work and the Xuanwu gene plug-in, and Shinnosuke relied purely on his father). Neither of them would admit defeat, and they didn't really want to fight, so they just backed down after giving each other a way out.

The banquet continued. Everyone gathered together for a rare occasion and drank happily. Jiraiya and Shinnosuke really met, but they did it in a different way. They competed in drinking capacity, drinking beer from bottles to see who would give up first.

There was cheering all around.

However, during the lively interval, Xuanwu discovered that Kato Dan had lost a lot of weight. He drank his wine listlessly and kept looking at him with resentful eyes, which made his anus tighten.

Xuanwu approached Orochimaru and whispered, "What's wrong with Kato Dan? I didn't do anything to him. Why is he looking at me like a grudge for so long?"

Orochimaru said disdainfully: "Don't you have any idea what you did?"

Xuanwu smiled embarrassedly. Tsunade liked him, so what could he do? It was not his fault, hehe.

"It's understandable that Mr. Duan stares at me, but what about you? You've been staring at me like a pervert since I came back. It's disgusting. Tell me what's the matter. Let me make it clear first, I don't know how to fence."

Orochimaru licked the corner of his eye with his tongue, and was rarely embarrassed. "Um, Xuanwu-kun, can you give me some more White Zetsu cells and your blood? I need them urgently."

It turns out that I have something to ask of him.

Xuanwu put on airs, "Ahem, it's not impossible to give you some, but first tell me what's going on with Kushina and Kaori."

Orochimaru saw something was going on and immediately reported the situation truthfully, "Three years ago, a group of people suddenly came from the Hidden Cloud Village, saying they wanted to discuss an alliance with Konoha. The old man was of course very happy to welcome them and received them warmly.

However, the negotiations were just a cover. The Cloud Village somehow learned the true identity of the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, and their real purpose was to kidnap Kushina. After several days of investigation, they discovered that Kaori was also a descendant of the Uzumaki clan, so they wanted to kidnap Kushina and Kaori at the same time.

The barrier around your house was too abnormal, so they couldn't just rob you by force, so they launched a sneak attack on Kushina and Kaori on their way home from school.

However, they were discovered by Minato as soon as they left the village. Minato immediately took Nawaki and launched the Flying Thunder God to pursue them. Then the Kumogakure were completely wiped out. Minato rescued Kushina and Nawaki rescued Kaori.

By the way, I have some bad news to tell you. I don't know what happened that night, but since the kidnapping incident, Minato and Kushina's relationship has made great progress. I have spied them secretly holding hands and dating many times, and Nawaki and Kaori are also gradually becoming closer.

My Lord Xuanwu, I'm afraid your wish to have a harem will be dashed."

Orochimaru laughed with a gloating look on his face.

"puff",

Xuanwu spit out a mouthful of salt soda, "Orochimaru, can you please behave yourself? They are both my sisters, sisters!"

"I understand. What the hell, little sister."

"you!"

"Okay, I won't provoke you anymore. Give me your blood and White Zetsu cells."

Xuanwu was not happy. "You want to get two things out of me with just this piece of broken information? You are dreaming."

"Then what else do you want?"

"Okay, I'm planning to go to Kumogakure. It's rude not to return the favor. You come with me."

Orochimaru thought for a moment: Now the research has reached a bottleneck, and Kumogakure also happens to have something that I am interested in...

"Okay, I promise you."

"Deal. Tomorrow you, Jiraiya and I will stop by Nadeshiko Village first, and then we will head straight to Kumogakure."

Xuanwu was also a straightforward person. He took out a syringe from the ninja tool bag and injected himself with it. He then took out a sealing scroll and handed it to Orochimaru.

Orochimaru felt like he had found a treasure, especially the blood of Xuanwu. The blood was as crystal clear as red crystal and he couldn't stop drinking it.

"I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first."

Orochimaru packed up the two things and was about to go out.

"Hey, wait, why don't you tell me why your chakra volume suddenly increased so much?"

Orochimaru pretended to be mysterious and said: "It's a secret, it's a secret."

"You keep talking nonsense all day long. Can you tell me what you have discovered after taking so much of my blood?"

Xuanwu was really curious about the progress of the research on his body by the most powerful scientist of our time.

The expression on Orochimaru's face became even more mysterious. "Don't worry, you will know. See you later."

After saying this, he went straight out the door and disappeared in the blood.

Xuanwu complained in his heart: Tsk, if you don’t want to tell me then don’t tell me, it’s nothing great, you can really clone another me, tsk, tsk, tsk.

...

After the banquet, almost all the guests left, except for one, Hatake Sakumo.

Xuanwu went up to the roof with two bottles of wine.

"Yes, your favorite, Wuliangye with soy sauce flavor. What's the matter that has made our Anbu chief so worried?"